I should not know, I could not say, I would not tell you anyway.
Patrick!
Earwigs scare the crap out of me! They used to live in the treehouse of the kids up the street and I remember several concentrated efforts to kill them. I enjoy this temporary burnt out and bitter incarnation. All the coffee, the hallucinations, the foul mouthed nonsense - we have come closer from being farther apart.
I'll have you know the French wear deoderant and cologne. Leave them alone.
Kudos on the fire. Coleman always did like burning things. Remember the firebomb we made in Garrett's driveway? Or the time I played with the Gasoline at one of Jessica's bonfires? A good time was had by all.
You should write to the student newspaper about this 24 hour and 1 minute nonesense. Thats called BULLSHIT.
So that's that. It is snowing like a bitch in Montréal.
LATER
LUCAS
You goin' home for Christmas?
I miss you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One thing pat forgot to mention, is that even though julia warned us, we put alot of things in the fire that were say... plastic-eske. Tide Box, lawtons flyers, tide scoop. Anyways, they gave off some funky smells, and odd colored gases, and man did I have a headache, but It was some fun.
Also, we had no fire poker, so we were rolling up cardboard and using that to "prod" the fire. Anyways, at on point pat "prodded" the fire, and it was only until he had pranced across the room (yeah pat prances) with his poker, looking for more fuel, that he realized that the "prodder" was on fire, and was attempting to burn down our house.
Maybe our landlord told us not to use the fireplace because he didnt think we were responsible enough to know how to use it. Man was he wrong.....
-Coleman
like lucas said, that's bullshit about your exam schedule. Hopefully you'll be fine in spite of it...
PS. TAKE THAT DAMN STAR AWAY FROM MY LINK!
...I dont know why, it just bothers me.
your blog pleases me.
dang pat. when u come back, u come back with a BANG!
Who is that hot chick with you in the picture Pat?? She looks like the type of person I could be best friends with hahaha
Tell Alisha that I love her!!
ps. i love you too 
Gasp! We really are twins! I am no longer alone in my couch laundry slob-ness... Although I've never had bugs fly out of my couch laundry... yet...
Glad you're updating again - these posts are frickin hilarious! (Yes, I've been invisibly checking your blog obsessively ever since I came across it a while ago. You've prompted me to break forth from my silence!)
OK, here goes... I'm chronically one post behind in my replies!
Lucas: Hey now: The French are always open to being made fun of. lol And I do seem to remember those flame-related moments! I believe that there was an unspoken pact between everyone, in which we would attempt to keep you away from any and all fire-esque-type situations...
Gill: YES! I can't imagine not coming home! Why people would stay away is beyond me... *glares at Lucas* Maybe I'll see you at Cougar's again. This time I can try to be sensible and have a decent conversation with you, instead of yelling your name and then stumbling away. At least I think that's what I did...
I miss you too Lefty!!! Prepare to rock out this weekend! Up for a little boxing day Futureshop madness, cause I am. Too bad Coleman won't be there this time... but we'll make do!
Coleman: It's called "frolicking" Coleman. It's how I enjoy life. I do not prance.
Macgregor: Done and done. Hey... you still owe me something in the mail from when I sent you the beer... Not that it was a give-take gesture, but you did assure me that you'd send something my way...
Thanks Grimes! That's awesome that you like it! Thanks buddy.
anny: Why thanks you! I must admit, I am all about the percussive re-entrances...
Love ya too ashley! I should start taking tribute requests, cause that'd be something to write about when I got nothin else... If I start doin that, I'll fo-sure start with an Ashley tribute. Remember that time when I came to visit you in Spring Hill and sleep-crawled into your closet, falling asleep in your luggage? Good times...
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