W00t! Chuckie Norris!
Deaf Babies | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 4:34 pm | #

Pat, you did miss one thing.... During your "Ahhhhh! My books! My precious notes! Ahhhh! A bucket! Coleman, bring a bucket! Quick!!!" comment, you at one point moaned in defeat.... "Oh the Humanityyyy".
Coleman | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 4:44 pm | #

Pat, you never cease to amaze me.. Keep up the play writing. I'll be the first be buy a copy..
Spoonz | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 5:08 pm | #

I'm so happy you updated! and such a fun one(two)[too]! i was drinking milk, and i won't go into the details, but...the theme *is* liquid going everywhere.
it was also wonderful to "hear" from coleman, reading the blog is the most contact i've had with him in months.
all in all, it was definitely worth the checking your site three times daily, saying quietly to myself "i know he hasn't updated, i KNOW he hasn't updated, it's finals and its PATRICK, but still, i must try..." and then facing bitter dissapointment when i realized what i already knew to be true.....
anyhoo, i'm probably not going to get to see you before i leave for christmas/you leave for christmas, so have a really good holiday and i'll see you sometime soon after we get back.
mwah!
m.
mandy | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 5:25 pm | #

LOL
anny | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 6:13 pm | #

holy fuck you make my DAY
madeleinesix | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 6:38 pm | #

i love you. in the kind of way that only a blog-reader can love the blogger who blogs the blogs he reads. blog man, i love your f*ck...i mean...f*ck man, i love your blog...
Grimes | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 7:29 pm | #

Could someone please remind me why I'm not living at that house again?? I could've been spending the year, waking up every morning with the guarantee that something hilarious would happen, for the sole reason that you and Coleman would've been my roomates. Why didn't you slap me back in June, Pat?? This blog alone is making me question whether or not I'll come back in the fall
Ashley Gilbert | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 7:41 pm | #

Fucking brilliant!
brotherdown | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 8:47 pm | #

heh heh heh. priceless.
gilly* | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 10:21 pm | #

I give this round to Coleman. Pat loses because he is trying to make up for what he lost in wet notes by writing "Ye Olde English Style" story. This post was entertaining nonetheless though!

Coleman 1
Pat and his blog - 0
Adam Fancy | Homepage | Dec. 12th, 2005 @ 11:21 pm | #

You've set the bar with this, Pat. You've set it so fucking high...
MacGregor | Homepage | Dec. 13th, 2005 @ 1:06 am | #

an island of pool noodles would be the coolest thing in the world to own.
PatZ | Homepage | Dec. 13th, 2005 @ 4:36 am | #

Patrick,

Stellar as always. Stellar. And so plausible too. Its the plausibility that really gets me in the end I suppose.

Lucas
Lucas | Homepage | Dec. 13th, 2005 @ 5:03 am | #

Patrick, I bow to you. Amaziing. Truly a work of art. Truly....
Adam Leclerc | Dec. 14th, 2005 @ 10:28 am | #

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!! That is the most awesome thing ever...it's better than Marky Mark and his pants dropping days!

Merry Christmas Hunny Bunny!
Sara B aka "Butt from the Boob | Dec. 19th, 2005 @ 8:10 pm | #