I should not know, I could not say, I would not tell you anyway.
i'm really missing something here. u had one boob and now u have none? but if u only had one, why would u get rid of it? isn't one better than none? i don't get it. this is too much for only the 3rd day of 2006. enlighten me.
you just made my day. what are you DOING? why aren't you writing for some...newspaper or something? magazine? tv? some other form of bi-medial publishing?
OK, quick recap for those confused:
Since birth, I've had two nipples.
Starting about 2 years ago, my left-side gland started being a bitch an growing abnormlly. Though it wasn't much, it was enough to make me self-conscious.
They operated. Excess tissue removed. Left nipple was flattened.
The end. Ta-dah!
anny: Does that work? I gave a reply on your site too, just in case.
Any more questions, anyone? Ask away! Visit regularly for any more boobular updates!
heh... boobular...
grimes: Thanks! That means alot dude! Seriously. I've actually thought of approaching my student newspaper to see if they needed anyone. I figure that even if I were lucky enough to be given some type of regular column (which is highly unlikely), it'd be easy cause I could just re-hash stuff from this here blog.
So what's the deal? Do you have your own site or what?
Pat,
I will always love you, boobs or no boobs.
...and I have a blog now.
I just wanted to comment on your thoughts of Stephen Harper (I can't believe this guy is a Stephen. Sheesh). Basically, I couldn't agree more. This guy is not the face of Canada and in fact intends on changing our idendity so much that we'll become not a brother to the United States but, a twin.
Harper and the Conservatives are one of the major reasons I've decided to run as a Green Party candidate; to do whatever I can to stop them from getting in power. Not that the Greens can do much yet but, they are the only party that I truly believe in with all my heart.
We have a blog for the Newfoundland and Labrador Green Party if you're interested; http://
newfoundlandgreenparty.bl...ty.blogspot.com
Great blog you have here, btw! I look foward to future posts!
better no nipple than a boob. that's what i say. (and kudos).
nipples are over-rated. however, you can't very well get a nipple piercing there anymore... que sad. i'm not a fan of nipple piercings anyway.
hey, remember when you "lost" my flip-flop after i smacked you in the face with it?
also, "Lost" is fantastic. my family watched the full season in two days. xmas day & boxing day.
thank u for the marvelous clarification. i can rest easy now. hehe.
I think someone should bite off pats other nipple when he isn't looking. You know... even things up a little bit.
Ya Harper was a family friend a while ago, he worked for my dad etc. and my family is NOT a huge fan anymore..I believe my mums exact words are "Harper scares the shit out of me"
i bet your strange glandular boob was bigger than both of mine put together...not sure whether that was supposed to make you feel better or worse.
i miss your nipple already. the left one is the best one.
Ashley: That is awesome! I'm visiting, so you better keep it up-to-date! I'll add you to the sidebar later...
Stephen Harris: As much as I respect what you're doing, it's just not the right time to vote Green, because the crazies are so close to coming out on top this year. 
Erin: It's true. I have heard you say that many a-time.
And I did not LOSE IT! I strategically places it, and then promptly forgot about it. I knew where it was when it went missing, so I don't think that counts as "lost"... But hey, thanks for the nipple-related encouragement!
anny: It was my honour.
Coleman: You have lost the right to express an opinion. Go back to your hole.
Madeleine: Ew. You knew Stephen Harper? Have you touched him before? I've always thought that he would have a leathery texture... Is that true?
But hey -- nipple-wise: thanks for the thought! It didn't bring him back, but it made me smile.
So my mom calls me last night and says "Patrick had a nipple removed...?".
I can't express to you the exact reaction that went over my face, but I am told it was priceless.
This is one thorough blog! Stephen Harper is evil and I am tired so thats that.
So many mofo pictures....
Lucas
BAH! The stupid public-computers at the library won't let me go to your blog! But as for your mom, that's crazy! She's so trendy...
For the last time, you need a blogger account. MSN Spaces are an insult to the senses.
PS - The reciprocal Christmas email is coming, though it might not be suitably classified as such anymore.
Later Lucas!
Yea. I have tiny nipples. They hardly look like the real deal. Your jar comment brought about some giggles - my dad had the liposuction or equivalent, and brought home his removed stuff in .. a jar. True story.
Nipples are for pansies. Unless you can lick them.
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