I should not know, I could not say, I would not tell you anyway.
to be honest, i had to read this over twice. not because i didn't understand it, but because the first time i looked at it, i didn't actually read it. i just stared in amazement over the fact that you actually updated this shit. what the hell is wrong with you patrick?? you're my blog hero, and after 2 weeks of waiting, you finally decide to grace the internet with your presence?? your disgusting behaviour is enough to make me stop myself from even coming back to newfoundland.
but then, when i actually read the entry, i remembered why it is that i love you. you're lucky you're so intelligent and witty. otherwise i'd punch you in the face. instead, only kisses and hugs in THREE WEEKS!! 
bye pat, update more, ass wipe.
the post office would catch on to you scheme pretty quick. because if the return address was an address anywhere but from st. johns, it would never have gotten here. so unless you want to send me mail, it ain't gunna work, buddy.
i've thought about it many times myself.
Ashley: Intelligent and witty??? You sure know how to play your cards lady! As soon as I see you, I am going to cook you up a batch of the best goddamn perroghis that you've ever TASTED. Period. Coleman might try to get you hooked on his brand, but I assure you -- they suck. Trust me.
And sadly, I won't get to see you for FOUR weeks (not three), since I'm leaving the morning you get here and won't be back from Ottawa until Sunday night 
But when I do get home, I promise that we'll both freak out together. As in jump-around-and-scream-and-throw-high-fives-and-
do-cartwheels freak out. And we can do that aaaaaall day long, cause you'll be living in our house. And that's final.
Mandy: What do you mean??? What -- you think that people who are away from home aren't allowed to send letters? As long as I don't use the same address all the time, it should work...! I think... No, I KNOW. IT WILL.
Someone get me a trophy. Or a pizza. Or maybe a pizza trophy. Yes...
pat - i'm someone has thought of it before and for some reason it didn't work. regardless, let us know the outcome.
As one that dreams of one day becoming Post Master General of the United States... I must shake my head in disgust at this behavior.
Dammit... Postmaster is one word.
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