I should not know, I could not say, I would not tell you anyway.

Hey Pat,

Sorry about the mid-term. I notice in your posting you make reference to the Year of our Lord 2006. As my history professors here in Ottawa have warned us, it is no longer considered politically correct to use such a Western-centric, Christian dating system. We are no longer allowed to write AD (Anno Domini - In the year of our Lord) 2006 or 1000 BC. Instead, the "Common Era" reigns supreme. But this seems nonsensical to me, because it is still using the same Western, Christian, politically incorrect date of reference. I take perverse pleasure in flouting this rule whenever I have the chance in my history papers.

Good luck with the crystal meth search.


i met a girl the other day-a friend of a friend-who while we were in the eng cafe said she had some meth in her bookbag. i figure if she takes it to school with her, she's probably a dealer(or just really needs something to get her through her english class). i'm looking into it for you.
did you know you are the first in my bookmarks-the everyday folder. that makes you pretty important to me, your blog is the first page i visit everyday. i know it may not actually make you feel any better, possibly even worse, but i tried.
and now, i think i'm going to watch lord of the rings. cheers!
m.


ok not to be everyone's mom, but i'd highly advise to stop talking about meth on a public space. i'm saying this because i care.


PAT
I saw Craig Farewell at the 3 mile last night.
And ... I recognized him from your blog.
RANNNNNNNNDOM.


I've gone through all my meth, but I'm sending you half a bottle of cough syrup and 7 baby asprin. Will that help at all?


When are you and Coleman coming home??? Or are you coming home???


Patrick: Actually, I always thought that the whole "Year of our Lord" thing was from the Middle Ages and in reference to the king at the time. Dah well, thanks for calling me out on that though. I thought I was being all archaic and hip, but apparently I was just being politically incorrect. Drats.

Mandy: Hey thanks! Mandy, we've really got to try and hang out more, cause this whole passing-each-other-on-the-street thing is not supplementing my recommended daily intake of Mandy. By the way, you're friends with someone who brings meth to school??? Or maybe I'm gullible...

anny: Yeah, you're probably right, cause you never know who'll end up reading this shit. But hopefully anyone who meets me will realize that I'm too much of a weiner to ever do drugs

Gill: REALLY?! Did you guys chat it up? Please tell me that you talked to him, because Craig's a cool dude. In fact, he's so cool, that I will advocate that you should knit him a hat. And that's that.

Karla: Hm... It probably won't help me, but you oculd still send it my way. Y'know... just in case I run into 7 babies... with headaches and... whooping coughs?

Jenn: Hey!! I'm coming home at the very end of April I believe, and Coleman's coming back for like a month at around the same time.
You should SO plan us a party! It can be called "The Patrick and Coleman Welcome-Home Spectacular", and there could be strippers and pizza and an awards ceremony in which we recieve trophies! DO IT




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