Congratulations. You have officially taken the very worst picture of me in the history of the world. And there are *many* contenders. I would not at ALL mind if you cropped me out and reposted. Not. At. All.

Seriously.
Joe.My.God. | Homepage | 06.22.06 - 3:46 pm | #

Thanks for the link, Tom! Glad you enjoyed my story. "Retardedly good." I love it! And I'm totally stealing it! Should I ever decide to splash reviews across my site, that will be the first and foremost.

Cheers,
Curly
curly mcdimple | Homepage | 06.22.06 - 4:34 pm | #

but but but

was it a good picture of me?
rod | Homepage | 06.22.06 - 7:55 pm | #

Hey there Joe.

Sooo sorry you didn't like the picture.

"I would not at all mind if you cropped me out and reposted."

Yeah, I'll get to that as soon as you stand on your head and spit quarters out your butt. What a colossal asshole. You know, that fugly TJ Maxx shirt and ridiculous haircut were your decisions. I just hit the button. If you were horrified by the result may I suggest hitting a gym once in a while and paying more than 10 bucks for a barber?

Oh, and the reason I avoided relating my impressions of your performance that night? It's because you really kind of sucked. I was being nice. "Was" being the operative word. I had no idea you were such the whiny diva.

Have I called you an asshole, yet?

Seriously.
Have a great day.
Tom | Homepage | 06.22.06 - 8:12 pm | #