All I have to say is that these people are looking fabulous!!!!!! Great images! 
OMG @ homegirl's eyebrows. Bitch needs a lawnmower to chop up them demons. Shit hurts my soul.
Cassie looks sexy
Oh damn, and the stanning continues. Lmao I love how Toya describes Rihanna's dress as if she's writing a magazine piece "the stunning green folds, and hints of skin, etc, etc" while A Keys looked cute in her "red dress". LMFAO Toya, u slay me!
Everyone looks great there...minus Lourdes' eyebrows.
[Andre 3000]
The dude is crazy. He needs to drop a new OutKast album, a solo record or get his producing grind on. I love how unique and creative this dude is.
[Madonna]
I would still D-whip the bitch. I've always had a thing for her haggered booty, but after seeing what she did with her legs in the "Sorry" video, I'm sold. I'd throw them legs all over the place and tie her in knots. Even though her vagina is probably as loose as a Dutch pot.
My heart goes out to Lourdes. Her eyebrows are a tragedy. You'd could pluck those bitches and have enough hair to make a lacefront for Beyonce.
Madonna be pimpin' n***as to the maximum. I hope Tim and Pharrell don't get too comfortable, because Madonna dogs producers after 1 album. 2 albums max. She keeps it moving. It doesn't matter how good a job they did, Madonna keeps it movin'. She dropped William Orbit and Stuart Price like bad habits and them dudes done resurrected her music career.
I'm eager to hear her new album. The leaked tracks aren't brilliant, but she's singing again at least. None of that vocoded, Microsoft Sam bullshit. But as for her new single "4 minutes to save the world", I'm not 100% sold. It sounds just like Flo'rida's "Elevator", except with Madonna and Justin Timberlake on it. Plus, I'm sick to death of Tim and Justin now. Timbaland's a married man, he needs to stop f**king around with Justin and hold his family down.
Timbaland's a married man, he needs to stop f**king around with Justin and hold his family down.
STOP IT! 
You're killing me softly, Random! And I agree about Andre 3000. Dude is just bananas when it comes to creativity! LOL
I'd throw them legs all over the place and tie her in knots. Even though her vagina is probably as loose as a Dutch pot.
*DIES*
Thanks for the stomach work out. On my mama's life I just had a hysterical convulsion. I'm tempted to ban your ass. You're slowly killing me off.
ps
EJ, no stanning here.
Rihanna ~ She looks good in the black dress. I'm still hating that hairstyle though.
Rihanna ~ She looks horrible in the green dress. Green might be a good color on her, but that dress is baggy in all the wrong places. I'm not feeling her corpse colored lipstick either. I wouldn't be suprised if Rihanna ever came out with an "I use to be a man" story.
Alicia ~ She looks quite matronly.
Cassie ~ It's cool that her shoes match her dress, but she looks looks a HAM.
JLo ~ She looks so cute in that black dress, but honestly, I'm suprised she's still standing. She's got to be having some major back pain with the way it's arced.
Nelly ~ She has such a pretty face. She needs to ditch that blonde hair and that ugly outfit (shoes included).
Madonna ~ Damn she looks old.
Lordes ~ She's a cute kid. They do need to get on those eyebrows ASAP though. Mama M must be so wrapped up in her own looks that she doesn't even notice those eyebrows.
I love Rihanna's green dress but I hate that hairstyle! Her face is so strong and with that short haircut, she looks mannish!
Alicia's look is so boring. Cute and Plain. Nothing special!
Cassie is really boring! Nice dress and nice shoes!
J.Lo is so gorgeous. Her face is exactly the same! It's not fat at all.
Nely, Nelly, Nelly....lose the blonde!
I love Gwen Stefani! She and Gavin are a hot couple!
Zoe Looks like a bum, just like her Mom. No style at all. That bag is ugly and over-sized!
I LOVE Madonna! Can't wait for the new album. Candy Shop is my shit! She's starting to show her age, though. She'll be 50 in August!
Aww, Pharrell!
Lourdes looks just like Madonna! Except with nasty eyebrows!
Rihanna looks gorgeous, i love her hair now.
Actually everyone looks good but Madonnas kids eye brows OMG.
Good post Toya. I have no complaints!
CASSIE LOOKS THE BEST AND RIHANNA IS WHATEVER SHE NEEDS TO GIVE IT UP SHE’LL GO 3 PLATINUM LIKE ALICIA KEYS GIVE IT UP AND CASSIE HAS POTENTIAL TOO THOUGH
@ Random J
Madonna doesn't "pimp" her producers silly.
That's her style. In order for her to evolve each project she finds it necessary to use new producers. If she was to stick with William Orbit, she would not have been able to completely do her "Music" album (I believe he actually did one track on there, but only because he was working with her on that album but they both felt it was starting to sound like "Ray of Light" again).
This new project is gonna be interesting because she NEVER EVER barely uses mainstream producers because she says they make her creative process frustrating. The last time she did it was on her "Bedtime Stories" album. She used Babyface and Dallas Austin who were the hottest producers around at the time (1994).
She is very interesting and you can't help but wonder what is going on in her head to come up with her off the wall musical ideas cause she usaully co-writes on EVERY song on her albums. So the sound, lyrics, concept, etc is COMPLETELY hers. Quite impressive when you look at her work through the years.
That is why she is the GREATEST artist of American popular music after Michael Jackson. No one fucks with them, but makes sure they give them all the praise. That's why so many celebs was at that party.
I mean if Rihanna was throwing it, I seriously doubt extra pregnant Jennifer Lopez would have gave coming out a second thought. lol. Probably not even Cassie.
Sorry Toya. Had to put that Rihanna chop in the last paragraph.
LOL @ how you describe Rihanna's green dress to Alicia Key's red dress.
You love you some Rihanna! lol.
here a small bit of Alicia's performance
http://www.zshare.net/video/7299...7299217e7d6204/
"If she was to stick with William Orbit, she would not have been able to completely do her "Music" album (I believe he actually did one track on there)"
He did at least two. "Amazing" (I loved that song. It's the only one on Music I like) and also "Runaway lover".
The thing with Madonna is that her sound on her past 3 albums hasn't really evolved. Half of American life sounded like it was done by William Orbit anyway. ("Love profusion" sounded like him to the ground). Both Music and American life (even Ray of light) had alot of dancey numbers on them. The main difference with Confessions on a dancefloor was that the songs lyrically were alot more catchy and less socially conscious. Music and American life were terrible on the whole and the song writing was God awful.
I'm not shocked Madonna's working with Timbaland and Danja. Both of 'em were SO big when she drafted him onto her project that there was no way she was gonna let that bandwagon roll past and not hop on the back. But I was shocked at Pharrell. "Candy shop" is a decent song...for a 18 - 22 year old! She's pushing 50. She can't be singing songs about bringin' n***as to her candy shop. She needs to look about taking her daughter to a salon. Poor bitch looks like she got an unshaved pussy on her forehead.
I'm also shocked at her working with Justin Timberlake. I think near enough every song she's done with Timbo has involved Justin. (Again, confirmation that Timbo is pumping Justin like gas). I'm shocked Timbo gave Madonna such a hard beat for "4 minutes to save the world" though. Like I said, that shit bangs like Flo'rida's "Escalator". I thought him and Danja would've gone more the pop route.
Madonna's swagger is still hot though and there's NO knocking her hustle. She be making that money and coming correct when it comes to the tours and I'd still push up on her with how she be looking in the leotard and the heels.
:P
"Poor bitch looks like she got an unshaved pussy on her forehead."
LMFAO! This sounds like something I would say!
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