I'm not very good at making swans. I might be able to make a slug. It seems like a good starting point.
I'm not very good at making swans. I might be able to make a slug. It seems like a good starting point.
i dig all inclusive. sure theres no culture at most resorts but you can rent a car, take a bus, scooter, banana boat and fuck off for a few days. plus when the urge to get fucking hammered at 4am hits you're all set. if you want to relax and chill out on the beach and do fucking nothing cause you've gone insane all year by all the pressures of everyday life and rubiks cube speed contests then it might be for u. if you want culture then sure you might as well be in disney land but then again i'm all about free booze and 4am drinking. food is given little thought. 950 sounds like a good deal. will i get swans made out of towels on my bed?
i dig all inclusive. sure theres no culture at most resorts but you can rent a car, take a bus, scooter, banana boat and fuck off for a few days. plus when the urge to get fucking hammered at 4am hits you're all set. if you want to relax and chill out on the beach and do fucking nothing cause you've gone insane all year by all the pressures of everyday life and rubiks cube speed contests then it might be for u. if you want culture then sure you might as well be in disney land but then again i'm all about free booze and 4am drinking. food is given little thought. 950 sounds like a good deal. will i get swans made out of towels on my bed?
Sold American. British pints preferred.
Cheers.
Sold American. British pints preferred.
Cheers.
It is, but I am willing to offer special packages in the denomination of your choice. Except Monopoly money.
It is, but I am willing to offer special packages in the denomination of your choice. Except Monopoly money.
Is that Candian Dollars?
Is that Candian Dollars?
I'd like to be a local but I can't very well drive through your living room with 20 of my best friends hanging out the window of my 30 year old VW bus now can I?
Maybe I can just sort of stand around and offer to cornrow people's hair. Not that I know how but how much of a learning curve can there be?
I'd like to be a local but I can't very well drive through your living room with 20 of my best friends hanging out the window of my 30 year old VW bus now can I?
Maybe I can just sort of stand around and offer to cornrow people's hair. Not that I know how but how much of a learning curve can there be?
Throw in a couple of hot cabana boys and I'll be right over.
Throw in a couple of hot cabana boys and I'll be right over.
do you need any help with clients who purchase this package? i can cook, clean and serve drinks too!!
do you need any help with clients who purchase this package? i can cook, clean and serve drinks too!!
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