I think Something Awful (www.somethingawful.com) once had a Comedy Goldmine feature editing these. It was quite funny.
I am a Forest Ranger and about shit when I saw a virtual image of myself drilling that tree with Jesus standing behind me. My first thought: Doesn't he know that he is required to wear a government-approved yellow safety hardhat?
Sorry - one more post, then I will stop, I promise!
Some additional occupations:
Mafia Hit Man ... Jesus watches as goons throw a body into the East River.
Bootleg Movie Filmographer ... JC sharing popcorn and laughing as cameraman surreptitiously films in the theater.
Porn Movie Stage Hand... Jesus admires the lighting and set design while the crew films the action.
OK, after going to the website, I about shit myself laughing!! What might the workers be saying?
Truck driver: Tell me again JC, why so I have to drive sitting on your lap?
Farmer: Dadgummit, don't just stand there, get your divine ass in gear and shovel some cowshit!
Welder: Don't grab my ass when I've got 6000-degree metal in my hand!
Guitarist (is this Don Henley?): Where were you in 1978 when I was shooting up with Glenn Frey and that whore?
Surgeon: This is MY OR, and here, I'M GOD, DAMMIT! Now clamp that bleeder and let's sew this poor bastard up.
Why is Jesus only watching white people?
Yes, that's exactly what I pictured too!
Jesus looking on while a hooker blows some dirty old man in an alley .
Jesus watching a burly tradesman stuff money into a stripper's thong.
Jesus sitting beside a hooker in the back of a police cruiser after she gets busted.
I wonder what look he'd have on his face. Would he be titillated or stern?
Darrin it figures you mentioned sex workers cause i was picturing the same thing! You know, the hooker, the stripper....
" ... how deep is your love (of God) ..."
" ... ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' resurrected, resurrected"
"get me $18 million by the weekend so I can put gas in all my limousines ... for the Lord"
oops, that last one was Genesis, not the brothers Gibb. Oh well.
And who, may I ask, juggles for a career? This guy should make one for sex-trade workers.
Is it just me or does Jesus look like one of the BeeGees? Now I'm scared too.
Scary! Just damn scary...and I walk through a grave yard to go buy beer when I am cold sober, i spent nine years in the freakn army, I have swam with sharks, I rock climb with no rope...that picture of jesus is damn scary...thanks...I will not sleep tonight.
ya shoud have asked what would Jesus do before posting it!
HA!
Blue
Hilarious Jesus picture!
Happy holidays, Gage!
-N
this made my day. i am a bank teller, and yes, i do find this drawing to be really fucked up! it is absolutely hilarious!
in the golfer picture, jesus appears to be coming up thru the ground- from hell maybe?
i found the dental assistant one to be extremely scary. i'm sending it to my friend marcie, who is in school to be a dental hygenist.
thanks, this made my day!!
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