I've never had good experiences with monkeys. In India, they used to come into my room from the balcony and would bare their teeth and hiss if I dared to interfere with their pillaging of my things. Locals would raise sticks to frighten them off because making sudden loud sounds at them, clapping hands or stomping your feet only made them more evil.
I remember seeing a gorilla that smoked at a zoo in Indonesia, though. He was pretty cool.
I'm with you on the monkey thing. I got bit by one that escaped from his cage at the zoo when I was 7. It hasn't really affected me except that I now live on bananas and berries can climb trees like nobody's business.
Sea Monkeys are the biggest rip off ever. I hate them.
As far as apes go, I learned all I needed to know about them from watching the Planet of the Apes movies.
Chimps = Friendly and helpful.
Orangutans = Control freaks and assholes.
Gorillas = Aggresive and stupid dickheads who do what they are told for the most part but have a real mean streak when it comes to humans.
Awesome duder, I've always hated monkeys too but every time I express my hatred some dork is like, "But they're so cuuuute." Lately I've been thinking of opening one of those tee-shirt stores online, and one of my tee-shirts is going to be a picture of a monkey with a big X over it. Ha ah ah ha. And when THAT happens I'll send you a free one!
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Holy "28 Days Later" Batman.
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Chimpanzeea are cute. They wear diapers, top hats, vests, and want to hold your hand. Cute--until they decide to rip your face off and bite off your testicles and foot. This happened recently (not to me).
My boyfriend calls me Monkey. OUCH!
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