Another Tampon Story:
I was parked in front of a friends house one summer day having a coke and waiting for her to come out. Her next door neighbor is hand watering the front yard in a crocheted string bikini (you can see where this is going, eh?) She notices a stray string sticking out down below and gives it a nice tug. I sprayed the entire inside of my car with coke as she ran shrieking into the house with her tampon dangling from her fingers and the un-manned hose flailing across the yard.
Classic.
Heh... I can't post it on my blog as i'm sure my ex reads it.
Sideshow, I look forward to the semen shirt story.
Sideshow, that was funny!
Maybe the reason it didn't occur to you is because you don't dress like the women in the ad. I don't think you even own anything white do you? Socks don't count.
CONT: she was going to do that anyway.
One day I'll tell you the story of the Semen T Shirt...
Tampax Story
When I was about 16 I had to go to the shops to buy tampons for my new girlfriend as she was ill.
It was raining heavily and was fucking cold, When I got to the shop I was soaked.
In the "womens section" I was suprised to find that there were tampons for different "flow rates", They don't teach boys these things in school.
*FUCK*
A) I couldn't be bothered to walk all the way back if I got it wrong
B) I really didn't want to discuss flow rates with one of my first girlfriends over the phone. (we had only been going out for a couple of weeks)
So I bought all four types.
This caused quite some amusement to some of my school friends who I didn't notice queuing up to buy cigarettes and rizla behind me, and to the shop assistant who said
"Are these for you?!"
When I got back to my girlfriends house I gave them to her, to which she said.....
"I wanted pads not tampons"
I so wanted to tell her where to stick them, but I had a feeling
I bet that kite would stop leakage.
I think there's something that's even worse than leakage; being out of Tampax!!
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