a fuckin' yellowjacket hit my leg hard a few days ago.
he must have been flying backwards at 100 mph, because i didn't even get a chance to squash him and burn his head three times just to bee sure.
it's still sore, the little fucker.
Coincidence #3
I got stung by a wasp when I was 13.
I hate wasps
Koinkydink #2... I was pruning some flowering bamboo less than 15 minutes ago and a swarm of bees that I failed to notice among the flowers became agitated as I disturbed their party... I escaped into the house for a bee-break and here I am.
I've had something against bees ever since I accidently stepped on one when I was five (little fucker) The best part of that was as I sat crying and my sister harrassed me for it (oh, come on, they don't hurt that much!) she got stung twice and ran screaming and crying into the house.
I blew a nice snot bubble as I laughed at her.
Boo
hows this for a coincidence . . .
yesterday, I got attacked by german yellow jackets (viscious wasps) and got stung 4 times.
over the course of 2 hours, while in a nasuated, sweating stupor condition I realized with that i was having allergic reaction, and dialed 911 . . .so just as my extremities were starting to tingle, mr police man and Miss ambulance lady basically saved my life through IV and adrenaline shots.
But, I never had anything against bees . . .personally, and still don't
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