Get one of your wives to do it.
Nice to see you writing posts with your Utah fans in mind.
You had a bad experience with the loofa didn't you?
Bill O'Reilly didn't. What say you?
So... what's your take on shower gel?
Shampoo or conditioner?
I go shampoo.
Shower Gel???
Fag.
Men wash their hair with the cheapest shampoo available without respect to type or brand. In fact, it is best if men avoid shampoo all together and wash their hair with plain ol' soap.
Like we would trust an inebriated Aussie on hygiene.
And what are rules 1-32?
Like, what about deodorant? Or Celine Dion?
Deoderant... you mean like ScentLok?
No, like Old Spice.
Men don't wear perfume.
Men should smell like Hoppes, gun oil, and freshly burned powder. If you absolutely must smell... smoke a pipe.
Its been awhile since I hit the beers.
No shit.
Look shower gel is a REALITY peoples!
It's not going away, it's like the iPod of the shower man.
Just saying.
Homosexuality has been around forever and it ain't goin' away either. That don't make it acceptable.
Now grow a pair of balls and put down the loofa ya faggot.
I'm talking shower gel!
I don't use no loofa!
IT'S IN REVELATIONS PEOPLE!!
Men don't use shower gel.
Unless they're gay, of course. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
So you guys use soap to clean your hands still too?
How 80's of you.
I suppose John Waite and Lionel Richie is on the LP rotation at your houses?
So insecure...how sad.
Matt uses a loofa.
Ha ha ha, I understand!!
It's hicky.
It's hicky to wash around to wash around that's right on time it's hicky, how is it?
Tennessee...
Hicky, hicky, REDNECK. Soap sissies.
hands?
We wash our hands with that industrial degreaser stuff that comes in a plastic tub... the stuff that has toxicity warnings all over it.
That don't make girly gel soaps that can handle chain lube.
And Jamie... the rotation at Nate's doesn't include gayboy music. You've confused me with Spacebunny's boi.
Now... Vox.. Vox surely uses shower gel... and a loofa. probably while drinking a girly umberella drink.
Were not going to end up lowering the man-flag over something here are we? Nate, help me out here. Certainly no local to this blog would get near a loofa.Say it ain't so.
Loofa on a stick? Dip it in gasoline and it might make a nice torch.
Jamie, did you note the shower gel thing in the same book where you noted that Josh is a Harry Potter fan?
Ha! Injustice!
Jews note moral context thimscool, you are an obama-nation.
Not like I posted the McDonald's dance scene from Mac & Me.
Loofa? Never touched one.
I prefer Ivory soap for just dern near anything needing cleaning.
Why Ivory? 1: It is the cheapest. 2: It is white without all that flowery stinky crap in it.
Shampoo? Nothing that says "Made for men on the go" or anything like that. Cheap is good.
Shower gel? Isn't that just another way to charge more for cheap shampoo? I think it is the same stuff. At least it looks that way in the commercials. Like a loofa, not a part of my shower experience.
Shower gel? Is that the slimy stuff that grows about water line?
Jamie.. nothing costs a man theological street cred like throwing an "s" on the end of Revelation.
"So insecure..."
I love these guys. Follow the logic with me will ya? Males don't like X because X is deemed feminine therefore males are insecure.
So clearly Matt is out there dancing in gay bars and sucking every dick he comes across... or no... he's just to insecure in his manhood for that.
Jamie.. nothing costs a man theological street cred like throwing an "s" on the end of Revelation.
You don't know your Simpsons episodes then do you. Straight quote from Kent Brockman from the episode 'Marge on the Lam'.
At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty, and must be dealt
with in a harsh and brutal fashion. Otherwise, their behavior could
incite other women leading to anarchy of biblical proportions. [Pause]
It's in "Revelations", people!
-- Kent Brockman thumps the bible, "Marge on the Lam"
Bitch.
'Brockman incorrectly calls the last book of the bible "Revelations" instead of "Revelation"?' Wow Nate. Tell me the many ways Bart sins against Open Theism next.
I know you'll be shocked to find that I've not watched the Simpsons since... what.. 1994?
Lame.
I'm a South Park man myself now anyhow, why? Cause they encourage killing of hippies. Matt Groening or whatever once wrote a screed about how Richard 'Milhouse' Nixon was one of the worst Presidents ever, this was a kids comic, Simpsons, but kids comic, it took me time but now I realise he is utter scum and must die, so must the Simpsons, hence I don't watch it anymore.
South Park got old to. When I need comic inspiration I turn on The Flying Circus.
Life of Brian here.
Nate, no one heard the Brave Sir William thing. Like unreleased shit.
Lava soap. Removes dirt and grease, plus at least one layer of skin.
I go thru a couple of gallon jugs of GoJo natural Orange pumice hand cleaner a year. Great stuff, remove almost any oil or grease off on your hide. And it has pumice, so if you scrub hard enough it will take the hide of too.
Only stuff I've used that can completely eliminate that odor which lingers after having worked in hog s**t all day. Just scrub in this stuff and smell like an orange grove.
Yeah the Orange rocks.
Shampoo?
Please.
A man's hair shouldn't be long enough to require shampoo.
Preach it Huck.
Jamie, right on, bro. South Park rocks. And is way cooler than Family Guy (which is written by manatees).
DIE HIPPIE DIE!
Now... Vox.. Vox surely uses shower gel... and a loofa. probably while drinking a girly umberella drink.
He doesn't use either but is going to start with the gel unless we get someone in to start cleaning. Soap leaves scum and is a pain in the ass to clean, gel/liquid soap doesn't case closed.
"Failing in all these areas... duck tape a scouring pad to a tire iron."
LOL 
good one, Huck!
Spacebunny.. its a tragedy indeed that you should be scrubbing a shower.
Make that ludite spend the 100 bucks a week for a maid dammit.
Ok. I checked wiki for loofa and still can't figure out what it is. I get that it's some kind of gourd plant that people use as a sponge. Why is this in the context of a shower? Whatever happened to washcloths?
homosexuals... and extremely girly men... and apparently them what simply don't know any better.. use loofas in the shower.
people use loofas because you can get more suds with a loofa than with a washcloth, so i'm told.
< scratching sounds of Jamie's mad scribbling... >
Real men shave their heads.
Real men shave their heads.
I knew a man who shaved his head. He ended up in a mental institution. Beware of headshaving!
Loofas look a lot like scrunchies. Actually, that is what I prefer to call them. here's a pic
yes, you do get more suds.
Can we get a new post, please.
dude's got a newborn...posting should be slow.
Thimscool: We're sosta leave the impatience thing to Spacebunny and the like-minded females.
For shame, TS. For shame.
That thing looks like something I use to wash dishes. What is it doing in a shower? Double-Duty; as long as there's soap and running water, might as well wash everything - pots, pans, pecker.
pots, pans, pecker
I like the alliteration, Bill, but "pecker" has two syllables, which sort of takes away from the effect.
dude's got a newborn...posting should be slow.
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What do new parents do, stand there and look all day?
Those new kids don't DO anything.
They are the anchor that inhibits you from dealing with the other kids, who are doing as much as they can get away with.
Burn loofa, burn.
Well, I've never minded the smell of gunpowder, wish I hade more of it. But then again, the wife does buy me some awesome bath gel called "Domain" that smells pretty damn good.
Don't worry, we'll all get over it after a little while.
Although, I must say, duck-taping a scouring pad to a tire iron is a novel idea.
I can't hear or say the word 'Loofa' without a disturbing mental image of Bill 'Loofa Luva' O'Reilly.
When I'm in civilized suburban mode, I'm a Pert 'shampoo-and-conditioner-in-one' man, myself. Its cheap, does double duty, and comes in half-gallon bottles...which last me (no kidding) close to a year.
I'm also partial to T-gel. Not because I have scalp problems; but because I like the smell of coal tar.
Soapwise, I use whatever neutral smelling one is on sale.
Ivory is fine with me. Works good on my thin hair, too. Plus it floats...a major advantage when bathing in a creek....something I did a lot before my grandfather sold off his place in the mountains.
For those of you who haven't bathed out of doors in swift near-freezing water...I highly recommend it. Truely invigorating once you overcome the initial shock. Lots of hooting and hollering seems to make it easier. You'll never feel more alive...as long as you limit your bath to a minute or two. Good stuff. Keeps you viril and makes you live longer.
you're all freaks...
Yer sounding a little like Red Green there Nate.
Fragrances (at least unnatural ones) are eeeeeeevil. Conditioner, on the other hand, it one of the great inventions of mankind. Can't have long hair without it.
By the way, in a pinch, try dishsoap to get grease off the hands. Perhaps some Palmolive for nice soft hands too. :D
Porcus, I've bathed in many a snow-melt creek - methinks you're going about it wrong. First, you NEVER want to crawl into a creek while alone (and if you're the sort to bathe with other dudes, well... I don't want to start a fight...). Opportunities for life-shortening injuries abound when crawling around wet rocks in fast-moving cold water on your own. Also, my dangling bits have a MAJOR aversion to cold-cold water. I have a 24oz steel cup that I use for everything except pissing in (I have a plastic bottle for that). The cup serves just fine as a miniature bathtub. The cup, a few drops of camp suds (BE CAREFUL WITH SOAP IN THE WOODS!!) and a washcloth, and I can be fit for a wedding. And I usually wash without the camp suds, depending on the particular environment (i.e.; the type of bear in the area). Use one of those salt block deodorant things and rub talc in your hair (these are bug control methods) and you can skip baths for quite a while and be comfortable.
Rest assured, Bill. I bathe alone...there's not an ounce of Walt Whitman in me.
And keep my trunks on till I'm in up to my shoulders. It's not just about modesty. I don't want to humiliate the local bears.
try dishsoap to get grease off the hands
Depends on the kind of grease. Laundry soap works better for oil, but it's not nearly as good as GoJo. GoJo original for grease and dirty oil, the orange stuff for normal hand washing (tranny fluid and clean motor oil).
there's not an ounce of Walt Whitman in me
It's not the weight I'd be concerned with...
OT -
I date the beginning of the decline - not just of America - but of Western Civilization in general - to the publication of "Leaves of Grass".
Its probably as good a marker as any.
...and if he were alive today, I bet he'd be using a loofa and shower gel.
[Thus I tie by hatred for Walt Whitman back to the topic at hand}
"by" should be "my"
I have a code.
Bill, you seem a little to interested in Porcus' bathing habits 
I'm trying to get Nate to post pictures but he just wants to talk about Walt Whitman.
I date the beginning of the decline - not just of America - but of Western Civilization in general - to the publication of "Leaves of Grass".
Also, "O Captain, My Captain!" is proof positive that Lincoln was gay...
Come on Nate, we're not ALL freaks. I'm gonna try out the tire-iron idea.
If you're gonna take a bath in a creek, you might wanna get your weight down to under 500 pounds.
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hey now... I thought the wired in recipercating saw was a much better idea than the tire iron.
Battery powered recip saw, a back-scratcher is about all they're good for, and then you wouldn't give yourself a afro using it in the shower.
"wired in recipercating saw"
Ummm...water and electricity aren't exactly the best of friends, though.
the mere presence of water is not sufficent to discourage the use of power tools to solve practical problems.
the mere presence of water is not sufficent to discourage the use of power tools to solve practical problems.
Quite true. The presence of water simply encourages you to find someone else to try it first.
"the mere presence of water is not sufficent to discourage the use of power tools to solve practical problems."
You mean like this guy: OSHA Award Winner
He's a great candidate for the Darwin Award.
Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap.
Since 1878.
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