Idiocracy indeed.
At least WWE is less staged.
God help us.
We might as well do elections like American Idol.
Then at least we could have Simon ripping the candidates.
"Senator Clinton, your thighs are a monstrosity. Young lady, have you ever heard of a stairmaster?"
RE: "Do you smell what Barak is cooking?"
Hey, Hill-Rod and Wonderboy! Do YOU see these two delicious, frosty cold beverages in my hands? Do you know what I'm gonna do with them? That's right, I'm gonna drink 'em. And when I'm done, I'm gonna turn these #$%$^&#$%@#s sideways and shove them straight up your candy-@#$es.
And you, McCrazy...you'd better use that folding chair like its a walker and drag your tired old @$$ out of my sight. I've had enough of you too.
Now, do you smelllll what PORKY is cookin'?
The truth is, I haven't watched wrasslin' since about the time Steve Austin shoved Triple-H's head into a tub of nacho cheese. That's been close to ten years ago, I'd guess.
Mmmmmmmmm, nacho cheese.
LOL @ PORCUS...
Can we force all three into a deathmatch? Please?
Can we force all three into a deathmatch? Please?
Only with the assurance that all of them die, otherwise the victor will assume it as some form of righteous mandate.
I vote for the deathmatch option. I'm sure that the thunder thighs of the Hildebeast will crush the ninja chop action of McCain and the big ears of the O'Bama.
Wrasslin' is a far more noble pursuit than politics, and that's coming from someone that refers to it as a homoerotic soap opera for the wormy little bastards that get a hard dick in the locker room.
Well said OA...you should do Op-Ed...I'd read it
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