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Hi, this is SarahtheCanucki. The Repo Man is coming for your guns and gun accessories. Sorry, man!
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Hi, this is yer ol' pal Luke. Have I mentioned that my pastor is a badass?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...r.blogspot.com/
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Hello, Mr. Who. This is Bill Samuels at the Makers Mark distillery. I regret to inform you that the personalized barrel that was marked with your name was utterly destroyed by the tornado passin' through here last night.
With the backlog on these orders, it'll be another year before we can set one aside for you again.
Sorry, bud.
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Hello, this is Michelle with the Obama campaign. Your name was given to us by your kind-hearted Yankee friend as a person who would be interested in a personal visit to discuss Barack's vision and plan for governing this great nation of ours.
I would be delighted to drop by any time; your friend was gracious enough to include your address. I will plan to be by next Wednesday at 7:00; if this is too inconvenient, please call me at 1-800-555-HOPE to arrange a better time.
See you soon!
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"...where Mr Bowie took that big damned knife of his and killed a man what accused him of cheatin' at cards."
Kilt. "Where he kilt a man"...damn, you shouldn't need that pointed out.
Off topic, I reckon, but if SEC football went away, how long would it take before the South got froggy and went on a whole rape/pillage/told you we'd be back type of thing? Cripes, Alabama fans are already notorious for shooting people over football. They'd be the ones to put in charge of the artillery near Washington.
Have fun me and big bro and friends are going to an air show on Sunday at Alliace Airport. I bought us a table in the center of the runway, about 100 yards away.
Be careful "C" boys.
Oh man OA, I had to re-read the post. How on earth could Nate misspell that word? That's just pathetic Nate. Even a left coast copperhead like me knows better. /s
Have fun and ride safe Nate, and company.
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This is Whitey MC. Yo, would you stick around, stick around if the walls came crumbling down, would you up and leave if you received, a call, for adventure y'all, as the world spins round and round, for some of its people more than a merry-go-round, would you stick around, as the weight of excess pulls these walls down, stick around, WOULD YOU STICK AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOUUUUUNNNNDDD.
Hello? Well okay dude, get back at me dawg. Holla.
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Hey Jamie
That thing you had the other day about buying worthless stuff with worthless dollar made me laugh pretty much a Texas big laugh.
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Did you leave Elkan in charge, or does the cruiser have a side car now?
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Really off-subject, but are you planning to enable an RSS feed any time soon? I'm lazy and like to have the computer tell me when it's time to come 'round these here parts.
"Kilt. "Where he kilt a man"...damn, you shouldn't need that pointed out."
He put a Scottish man dress on him?
He put a Scottish man dress on him? -MM
Ye think yer pants are manly, do ya?
He put a Scottish man dress on him?
Michael Maier | 10.12.08 - 2:37 pm | #
Yankee.
Luke, I haven't laughed that hard and psychotically for ages. Thank you so much. I literally have tears in my eyes. Thankfully, I ain't drunk. I probably woulda puked on my keyboard watching that.
And I prefer "Copperhead" thank you very much, Orange Ape.
Okay, I think I'm finally over Vandy's loss.
We lost to Miss. State. A team coached by a Dead Coach Walking. A team that was involved in a 3-2 football game. A team with no offensive talent whatsoever. And we lost. Dammit.
Not just involved in a 3-2 game, but lost a 3-2 game.
I was wondering when things would return to normal for Vandy.
Y'all might want to catch this flick in the Nashville area. It looks pretty cool and I hope they get wider distribution soon.
I doubt they'll be heavily promoting it so I figured you could easily overlook its release.
http://www.crazy-themovie.com/
Really off-subject, but are you planning to enable an RSS feed any time soon? I'm lazy and like to have the computer tell me when it's time to come 'round these here parts.
Vulture | Homepage | 10.12.08 - 9:41 am | #
Just the url works well in google reader. Last 10 posts popped up, easy-peasy.
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I'm still running this thread like an answering machine, by this Friday maybe obscene? Yes I can! Does it get better than this *when that day is pissed*, it won't get much better baby only another Friday maybe.
(harmonica solo)
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(harmonica solo II)
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Maybe Bowie was a cheatin' . Scabbarous bastard.
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Nate, I'm most pleased to discover that you, like myself, have refused to be shackled by such time-wasting, nonsensical "convenience modalities" such as voice-mail. Only a slave to modernity would endure the humiliating task of holding a coaster to the head for extended periods of time, pushing buttons like a rhesus monkey only to hear bad harmonica "music" and men talking about the relative gayness of lower-body wear. I certainly hope you have, again like myself, held on to the classic mini-tape model that allows worthwhile and meaningful calls like my own to go on and on and on without interruption for-[squeakrakkersqueekurakerkkersueak]
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