That's so scary true it makes my stomach hurt.
An instant bloggerblaster classic.
The only thing missing is the indignant Man On the Street:
"Why aw dees poe-lice everwhere's? We ain't done nuffin'! Who day affer? We ain't DONE nuffin! Whitey don' wannus ta vote 'cuz he know we put his ass out!"
We are a service oriented blog darlin'.
Man on the street... dammit... I knew I missed something obvious... I could've even worked in my favorite urban slang word... "Po Po"
"Loo Po Po o' vere! He thank he all bad an shit.. FUCK YOU PO PO! FUCK YOU!"
Ahh, memories of your old 'scort....
The Sharpton quotes look particularly realistic.
I'm Anonymous
Dude.. that EXP was cool.
You know.... if Obama gets spanked at the polls... what do you reckon that'll do to black voter turnout for the next few elections? Think about 10% of the Dimo base staying back in da hood on election day.
I can't get excited about it... I can't... it would be too much of a let-down if Obama managed to round up enough dead people to steal the election. Over-confidence can be a killer.
What about the "Generic Angry Black Man?"
We go now to "Generic Angry Black Man":
Fuck Whitey? I bees serious know, bitch. What? What you say? Oh, it's on know, you fucking bitch. Hold on a sec, it's my baby momma. What you say honey? Damn, don't yell at me like that! Sure, I gets the WIC items with the food stamps, baby. What, I still on the air? Fuck Whitey, Bitch.
Josh... you're to white to impersonate a black man... ever.
Yeah, drunk and white at one in the morning is awesome.
I honestly don't even remember writing that last night.
Unlike you, I still Drink on Wednesdays.
Only because you haven't shown up in public wearing eye-liner yet.
> it would be too much of a let-down if Obama managed to round up enough dead people to steal the election.
I understand turnout among the deceased, underaged, and fictional voter groups is expected to be far greater than normal.
There are several counties in Mississippi where the number of registered voters now exceeds the living population.
I'm just sayin'.
Those rat bastards at a-corn-hole registered several million people in swing states. Now, tell me that someone isn't sitting down with those exact voter rolls, which a-corn-hole submitted, and filling out a ballot for each one.
In 2004 Bush got 62 million votes, and Kerry got 59 million. With the numbers a-corn-hole is talking about they could swing the freaking popular vote! Forget the Electorals! Padding an extra million votes can very easily swing an election that in real life shouldn't even be close, and those a-holes have put in at least three million bogus names.
Only because you haven't shown up in public wearing eye-liner yet.
Nate | Homepage | 10.30.08 - 9:09 am | #
Ah, my questions are answered.
Great post, Nate. Now I don't have to watch TV all next week.
JAC, your 9:15 post just plain rocks.
Had me LOL at work just now.
Good work, Nate. Great post.
There are several counties in Mississippi where the number of registered voters now exceeds the living population.
Hell, that's nothing. There are thousands of people in Chicago that have voted in every election since 1892.
Oh yeah, the eyeliner comment made me laugh hard for a whole minute. I kept seeing Nate walking around WalMart or somewhere, oblivious to the eyeliner on his face.
I've only seen a few photos of Nate and in each one he has about the same look on his face. Seemingly no expression at all, absolute stone face. A look that is easily construed to be belligerent.
While I was reading Nates eyeliner comment my mind's eye saw Nate's photo-face but with eyeliner. Holy crap, immediately after imagining it I lost it.
It's hard to make me laugh. I see jokes coming from a mile away. I think it's one of the curses of age.
AP... could it be that you don't know why I don't drink on Wednesdays?
May 14, 2004: check the archives, AP.
" AP... could it be that you don't know why I don't drink on Wednesdays?
Nate | Homepage | 10.30.08 - 6:52 pm"
Knowing about why you don't drink on Wednesdays doesn't make what happened in my inagination unfunny to me.
I just noticed that I misspelled a word in my last comment.
"inagination"
Now that's not unfunny.
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