crucifixion, flaying, disembowelment, drawing and quartering, stoning...
Bastards.
I suspect if you could take away all of their perks, and I do mean all, that would have more of an effect on them than anything we could do. Of course, it wouldn't make us feel better.
Burning alive, decapitation, immersion in fire-ant mounds, waterboarding....
Mother-f!*$ers!!! Please excuse my decidely unladylike language.
Shit. It passed. ? Really? You didn't think it would? Seriously?
Your dog is eyeing food on the table. You see the dog. Your dog sees you.
Your dog knows you'll beat him sensles if he eats the food.
You know he knows it.
You watch him. You think... "he's not that stupid..."
But he IS that stupid.
Well that should just about do it then, I think.
Any of ya'll what were plannin' on it might want to be headin' for the exits right about now.
For the rest of us, I suggest a good drink or five, a vigorous inventory check, and brace for the cold, stinging water this sinking ship is taking us into.
Probably won't end well, but it'll be a helluva show...
The dog is eyeing food on the table.
You see the dog. The dog knows you see him. You know the dog knows that you know.
Your dog knows that you want to beat him senseless if he takes the food.
He knows you can't catch him. He knows you will forget all about this by the time the dog is up for re-election.
The food tastes good. The dog gets as much as he can. He can hear you cussing as he runs.
Your swinging boot never touches a hair.
Start with an homage to the good old days: tarring and feathering, then proceed with forms of punishment desired...
We need a shock collar for the dog. One with the strength of a tazer.
Giraffe... I don't know about you... but my dog is named Tanner... and I know where he sleeps.
Maybe, Nate. But these aren't dogs, they are coyotes.
s'ok
i have several varmint rifles
Good huntin' then.
Figures that the lone republican from my state was the only one to vote for it.
Okay, who wants to form a Redneck Brigade to invade washington?
Molten steal?
you're just not creative enough KR
"Gillotines. Stakes. Nooses. Electric Chairs. Leathal Injections. Firing Squads. Boiling Oil. Molten Steal Enemas. 10,000 Paper Cuts. Bludgeoning. Asphixiation. Impalement."
All at once.
Good stuff Nate. I'm still pretty pissed. Your consecutive posts amuse me.
Molten steal
That's what the rat bastards did to us.
Well, MY congresscritter voted against the damn thing. It's all YOUR GUYS FAULT. You vote in these damn socialists and now it's MY freaking problem. I'm clearly not drunk enough.
Go Bill!
It's that sort of weekend here. Long one. Monday off.
We're in crisis!
I don't even bother to vote in my district. The retard non-magic Negro that got his dumbass dead mama's district is a sure thing in this shithole that is Metro Indianapolis.
If it's black and has an IQ of 2, they'll vote for it.
Not only did the socialist fuckstick representing my district vote for the bill... he worked so hard on it... Pelosi mentioned him by name in her pre-vote speach and thanked him.
Heart him Nate!
The thing is how it mattered nothing in the markets, goes to show how it was a bill of crooked goods.
The only thing I'm liking is how Warren Buffett will lose a lot of money. Investing Rule #1: Don't be a prick and bet against God.
I reckon Bill held a gun to his congressman's head, what did you do Nate, prank call? I bet.
Okay, who wants to form a Redneck Brigade to invade washington?
Josh | Homepage | 10.03.08 - 5:58 pm | #
Do you take outsiders? We drink.
My congressman actually voted no - Garrett. He's good on guns too. But we're in NJ, so he'll prolly be voted out soon.
But we're in NJ, so he'll prolly be voted out soon.
Does he have a mullet?
If so he's safe.
Also, wog helps. So I've heard.
Open anus.
Insert congressdick.
You're so gay, JAC
Not only that, but I bet his pubes are shaped like a mullet.
Would that be the elusive taint mullett you're referring to, Jamie?
My representative voted against both bailouts, as did the other representative in my county.
Of course, BOTH TN senators voted for it.
So I may actually vote in the senatorial election this year--not that it'll change anything, but it might make me feel better for about 30 min...
Investment opportunity--buy stock in companies that make anal lube...
Would that be the elusive taint mullett you're referring to, Jamie?
Heh. Elusive.
buy stock in companies that make anal lube...
Fucking You In The Arse is up 40% this quarter!
I'd hate to find out what kind of dinner table conversations you guys had as kids.
if you think this is bad you should sit and listen to the conversations my old bouncing co-workers and I would have after work. pubic hair taint mullets would be a respite for you.
My congressman voted against the so-called "bailout."
Twice.
Blood Eagle.
sounds like maybe we should rustle up a game of cowboys and congressmen . . . Where's the Gipper ?
Crucifixion
Fucking You In The Arse is up 40% this quarter!
Jamie R | Homepage | 10.04.08 - 3:16 pm
Try some Cadbury Chocolate, Jamie. It's good, eat a bunch.
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