Alright, who'd ya catch playing soccer?
Dude.... soccer players thing this guy is a pussy... this is SO much worse than mere soccer.
I'm almost afraid to know. Maybe we are better just being ignorant. To know something is THAT bad might shake our confidence in everything that is holy.
Then again, not knowing just don't set right...
This is not a time for discussing the matter.
Take my word for it. After the peroid of shame we'll discuss the matter in full, and we'll all learn from the mistakes.
Menfolk will be better for this in the end.
Lessons will be learned.
Some good MUST come out of this.
Wow. Must be something really bad, eh?
Should i gather up some sack cloth & ashes in preparation?
This sounds bad.
Like pleather pants and gay nightclub bad.
Uh-oh, time to stage an intervention:
Nate's done bought a hybrid Prius, a loofah, an Advocate subscription, and a Glock 9mm.
As a result, he went Vegan, joined a soccer team, moved to NYC, and is now wearing a Che t-shirt and Birks.
Dude.
Nate has never... and would never... do anything that would cause the lowering of the Man Flag.
'Cept that time we caught you at starbucks.
Damned lies.
Starbucks? I don't claim to be an alpha male and I still get squeemish when I walk past a Starbucks. If anyone ever catches me drinking out of a cup with an Oscar Wilde or Maya Angelou quote on it; they have my permission to shoot me on the spot.
Besides, their coffee sucks. I get mine from a bunch of dirty hippies. At least they're locals and their revenues go towards supporting their pot habits instead of 'progressive' causes.
I get my coffee from Exxon. They support my favorite cause; capitalism!
OK, did you you catch JAC riding a Hardly?
You know who you are. You know what you did. You know why Nate is doing this.
Confess already!
Nate! YOU were in a Starbuck's??? YOU? Anyone know a good therapist? I can't, I won't... NATE! I'm crushed!!! Starbucks?!
Next thing you know, Nate'll buy a.... scooter..
Well I know it couldn't have been me. I'm just sitting here listening to Toni Braxton.
Someone better tell, or I may have to use what leverage you know I have.
SpaceBunny! Threaten to make him buy a... scooter.. and baptize him in Starbucks. He seems to prefer it!
"...or better stated, the inactions..."
Wait a minute, we're missing something here. Sounds like somebody didn't cowboy up like they should have.
Somebody leave the whipped cream off your frozen mocha-chino?
1. Despite clever lies told by my elder brother... I've never stepped foot in a Starbucks or any other faggot chain coffee shop.
2. I have made it clear that the matter will be discussed. But now is not the time.
I'm gonna keep my eye on this thread.
I know Nate wouldn't do this to generate interest in the blog.
That bad, huh?
Stop.
There will be no confessing.
There will be no flaming.
If you know... or you think you know.. fine. Keep it to yourself.
We're not going to roast anyone over this.
We're going to have some re-education dammit. But only when its time.
Let it lay.
Besides: I have it on good authority you drank Starbuck's coffee. Your claims of never stepping foot in one is a distinction without a difference.
I'm sorry. Was that too low of a blow, Nate?
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