Aw, are you gonna play dress-up like all the leather queers holdin' up traffic down here every fair-weather Saturday morning?
Just bustin' your chops, Nate. The bike is sweet.
And Dr. Who in leather...
I'll be in my bunk. 
Nice, nice, nice.
I think every woman should own and wear at least one pair of easy access leather pants.
Oh, wait, these are for the bike. Not exactly the same thing but I suppose they'll do.
Now you just need a side car for the boys.
Is it that color?
These things are important to girls.
Color... nope... Its black... unless you look really close when its in the sun.. then you realize its actually blue.
oh my God. DrWho finally gelded him.
Everyone has their own guilty pleasure man... some guys wear panties under their business suits... some guys secretly love madonna songs... some guys play soccer and wear italian shoes.
Me? I watch The Replacements every time it comes on TV. Seriously. I can't make myself not watch it... and... I now have a cruiser.
I'm not proud of either. Consider this post a confession of sorts. I know cruisers have become girl bikes... But I wanted a get-around-town-haul-the-old-lady-or-kid bike... a scooter... That's what big bore cruisers are now. They are scooters. Simple and fun to ride... and a little silly looking.
Don't expect any tough guy cruiser talk from me. I know what I got and why... and I am not looking to kid myself.
The Replacements is a terrible movie. Awful. But I like watching it.
Cruisers are silly silly motorcycles... but I like riding it.
Speaking of guilty pleasures... I was just looking through the other comments...
Apparently some guys really love Pinot Noir... but when busted... say they bought it for their mom.
Yeah, he was totally busted on that one.
Once you start down that road....
Like marijuana leads to crack
cruisers lead to pillow biting.
You should ride it wearing shorts and deck shoes. Though given the shorts and the riding position, at speed you will be in danger of receiving an air enema.
What are deck shoes?
There was this muscle fag in Morgantown that used to ride around on his custom chopper... all he wore when he rode was sandals... shiney boxers... sun glasses... and a chrome brain bucket. I shit you not.
Dude thought he was fabio.
Anyway... I have to go shop for a bunch of black leather with spikes and skulls and stuff so I can play dress up with my new motorcycle!
Go have a Newcastle or three to drown you shame.
Nate, whatcha think of Chris Johnson?
I'm glad we didn't reach for a WR, and I hope this guy's the answer, because LenDale SUCKS.
Nate, Bro, your getting dangerously close to losing your redneckness. I kind of feel........betrayed. What next? A 9mm.? Riding the speed limit? Pedicures? Bro, you got to snap out of it!
You'll be watching soccer on the telly next.
I needed a scooter. I bought a scooter. The klx is still here.
Stopping every so often for cappuccino?
Not the 2000cc? I'd call you a pussy, but mine's a huge whopping 250.
I can understand not liking the Harley cult, but hating on cruisers? Whatever.
My current dream bike's the Victory Vision Tour Premium edition. It's almost a parody of a Batman cartoon motorcycle... but I still really want it.
It's as true of cruisers and hardleys as it is with fat chicks:
They're fun to ride till your friends catch you on one...
There's nuthin' wrong with drinkin' Pinot Noir. Red wine is generally good, no matter what kind. Only white wine is for pussies. Right now I'm drinkin' Merlot, and I'm proud of it.
Sushi is good too. Make fun all ya want. But is fish bad? Is rice bad? Vinegar? Heck, if anyone doesn't like vinegar, that's more reason to be suspicious of them than not.
Some German whites are good stuff. Of the Schwartze-Katze or Schmitt Sohne variety - the only whites I've found that I care for. Pair one of those wines with scrod, Chicken Picatta or a homemade cheesecake. You'll change your mind quick.
I guess I could just cry in my Bookers to feel better about myself. Or just scoff in the knowledge that you have no clue on what you're missing.
You see whats happening here Nate? Everyones opening up and discussing their feelings about wine & cheese cake. God help us. Were all frig'in doomed! What next? A group discussion of repressed memories? Quick guys, go kill something, before it's to late!
kum ba yah my lord... kum ba ya...
Nate, eyed any Ruger automatics lately?
Maybe Remingtons aren't so bad after all?
That Yankee has a point.
Maybe we should visit New York city, just to say we've been there?
Dammit Mthead....
Ruger semi's suck balls... Remingtons look like toasters... and no yankee has ever been proven to have a point.
Michael, I was generalizing. I am of German ancestry, so I know what you mean. Anyhow, perhaps we ought to start over and make a list of approved and disapproved behaviors.
Pros:
Whiskey
Guns
Boobs
Heavy machinery
Smell of motor oil
Facts
Mathematics
Cons:
Wearing pink
Wearing short shorts
Also, therefore, soccer
Wearing dresses or heels
Being French
Starbucks
Having sex with other men
Wine coolers
Were-Seals
Feelings
Listening to chicks
Anything to add or subtract?
Nate, bro, your back! Damn, thought we lost ya.
con:
light beer.
Con: I talian shoes.
Pros:
Dogs
Guitars
Sledgehammers
BBQ
BREWED ice tea (damn the piss in soda taps!)
pizza
grilled Brats
Pros:
Violent video games
NFL in HD
Hamburgers
Hot Chicks
Cons:
Feminists
Liberal Hippie Douches
MLK Day
Presidents' Day
We can only talk about Josh's list in derogatory terms.
Well we can thank the degradation of female in general on feminists and liberal hippie douches.
If you're an unscrupulous sexual "conqueror", what could be better?
If you're an unscrupulous sexual "conqueror", what could be better?
Dude, STD's are sky-high in colleges. We had around 20 people get clymidia in one dorm last year.
*snicker*
Nate gave in to the Dark Side...
Darth Hausfrauhrer.
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