You're serious, aren't you?
What a douchebag. Ever heard of satire?
Pete, I hate to tell you this, but The Onion is a humor publication where all of their interviews and articles are made up. But I'm glad you took it seriously.
*cough*satire*cough
That's beautiful. I mean, the Onion is consciously working to create satire and yet you outdid them by writing an absurdly funny article without even knowing it!
How on earth did you learn to use a computer?
AHAHAHA! Totally missed the boat, huh? You are so smart, S-M-R-T!
Check it out: http://sufficientscruples.com/bl...tinuing-series/
Oh Pete, I am really blown away with your sheer lack of a clue. I am sorry that you fell for the Onion's satire.
I hope you do a bit more research next time before you fly off the handle.
Best of luck with burning and creating your lynch mob for this fictious woman.
Wow, you're obtuse! But I won't criticize you; I'll pray for you.
You are a dumbfuck.
And in your banner, is the sentence "We will end abortion through our unity and the Monthly Call for Life" a reference to a period? Serisouly, I didn't not know that the shedding of my unterine lining was actually a pro-life rally. I'll let my right-wing fallopian tubes have it later.
I promise you, I'm honestly curious. Are you a little bit embarassed for misinterpreting The Onion? Who pointed this article out to you? Or have you read the e-magazine before, always taking it seriously? Do you believe us when we say it's not? Please, drop me a line.
I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?
Bra. Vo.
Dumbshits like you are why I left the anti-abortion movement and the Republican party years ago. Christ on a cracker, dude, where have you been the last 5 years if you don't know that The Onion is a satirical site?
Lemme just say, I was at the post-abortion party and if fucking rocked....Fallopian tubes were just falling out for the hell of it.
I believe L. Ron Hubbard could use a mindless zealot like yourself.
And some irony from one of his other posts:
So why do many liberals believe that it's okay to kill someone who kills animals, believes in war to challenge evil or digs up a forest for lumber. The answer of course is that we expect liberals to talk and act like lunatics.
Oops... forgot to add the 2nd part:
Blogmaster is right. Liberals always talk like lunatics. They should talk like his colleague, Rev. Spitz:
I think it is morally jusified to kill a babykilling abortionist if that is the only way to stop him/her from murdering more innocent babies. I know you don't agree...
Wow.
Really...
Wow.
Its semi-retarded people like you that make the world go round. Now stop blogging and get back to your job as an elevator operator. Just remember, its so nice being an epsilon level citizen, without having to worry your noggin about thinking mans problems.
M-O-O-N. That spells "dumb".
Oh. My. God. I'm saving this as a PDF to use as an example that someone actually beleived a story from the Onion. Nobody will believe me otherwise.
HAH! I laugh at you! Pathetic excuse for a caring human being. I didn't think it was possible, but you make the fascists you agree with look bad! May the great and glorious FSM have mercy on you and allow you to have a brain in the next life!
Hey Asshat.. Your refridgerator is running. C'mon.. Who read the article to you?
There is no parody like self-parody. Who on the internet doesn't know that The Onion is a satire site?
And I say that as a pro-lifer myself.
I'm tempted to snark about your qualifications to be an elevator operator, but I'll just go away.
Snickering.
M'Gawd. Stupidity on such a vast scale amazing, and the fact that it took you still don't get it seven years after this article was written simply boggles the mind.
But Pete, the Onion article is from 1999. Don't you think you should try to track her down and see if her views have changed in the last seven years? That should be easy to do, except for how she's completely imaginary.
And shouldn't you be concerned by more recent events also reported in that paper of record, like this shocking development?
Another follower of the FSM? It is good to see His noodly appendage bringing us together. I always liked onions in my meatballs.
You idiot. Have fun with your crusade, jackass.
Oh my! It must be REALLY embarrassing to be you.
Nice. The Onion is a SATIRE paper, you stupid ass. You people are just dumbing down the gene pool aren't you?
Wow, this is just the belly-laugh I needed to end a fabulous weekend. While it is frightening that people can actually survive into adulthood with this severe a case of tunnel-vision and general jackassery, it least sometimes it provides a good guffaw.
Cheerio!
I always suspected rabid pro-lifers were idiots. Now here's proof.
Fume all you want, abortion is still legal and most likely always will be, at least in your lifetime.
Gosh, I'm sorry you got confused. It must be kind of embarrassing. I thought maybe you were doing a Colbert-style parody, but... uh, the other stuff in your blog suggests to me that that is not the case.
Pwned.
Excellent. I think you should devote all of your energies to tracking down Miss Weber and changing her mind about abortion. After all, if you can change her mind, you can change anybody's.
And don't listen to all these commenters telling you that the Onion is satire. They don't know what they're talking about. You'll show them.
Hee! Thanks for the giggle. Great satire, A+.
...wait, you were serious? I... hot damn!
it's good to see that for every complete jackass out there who thinks he can run our country there are a hundred people ready to laugh their asses off at him. and pete.. you are a jackass.
now if we were just more vocal everywhere. somehow these guys get away with labeling liberals as hippies and conspiracy theorists (and as people who would actually write this complete joke article), when day after day this corrupt administration proves us more right. don't let them fit our country into their tunnel vision. call them out.
((OH P.S... did anyone think that maybe pete knew this article to be a joke, but used it to pursuade other like-minded tunnel-visionists to sway in his direction?? i wouldn't put it past him.))
Ladies and Gentlemen... we now have a new tide mark for the shallow end of the gene pool.
Hey, cretin, as everyone else has already told you, The Onion is a satire magazine.
The Onion article did make a good point, though. If contraception was covered by HMOs, there would be fewer pregnancies. Plus, because of you anti-choice people, pharmacists are refusing to fill perfectly legal birth control prescriptions. You anti-choice people brought on the abortions yourselves. Plus, it's clear you anti-choice people don't like sex unless its only in marriage. Talk about stupid and misguided.
Oh my god, you are SUCH a MORON! 
)
I havent laughed so much in ages. I feel lucky to have seen this, if I made a gaffe like this I'd have destroyed all evidence ASAP. But then again I took "Recognising Humour 101" and "Basic Identification of Jokes" so I knew what I was getting into.
Oh my god, this is almost as good as the lady who complained about an article praising JK Rowling as supporting a Satanist, quoting an Onion article as her source.
Honkknob! You're an idiot.
Hey fuckwad. Do you realize that the entire internet community is laughing at you now? Thanks for making my day.
Oh, but I do respect that you laid out exactly what pro-lifers really hate - promiscuous women. That is what it is all about - punishing women for having sex. If men were the ones getting pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
This is the best thing I have read in a long time. With people like you fighting to criminalize abortion, no one has anything to worry about.
If your goal was to suck all the credibility out of your "movement," you've succeeded. Congratulations, you've made all pro-lifers look like a bunch of people who can't CHECK THEIR SOURCES.
Dude, seriously, you need to get news from a more reputable source. Try http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/
And when Bat Boy performed the abortion, he found Osama bin Laden hiding just beyond the under-developed fetus (dialysis machine and all.)
AWESOME. It's only Monday, and you just made my week!
Okay, I'll bite. Even if this were real, your argument about "sorry ma'am" but you shouldn't have had sex outside of marraige... makes no sense. How do you know if people are married or not? Married women get abortions. Seven-year olds that were raped can get abortions. The world isn't as simple as you think.
I think you meant "Blogging without conscience."
Holy fuck. Just... holy fuck. I thought the stupidometer didn't register this low, but apparently I was wrong.
Genius, "The Onion" is satire. You know, stuff made up to poke fun and make a point?
Dig out your blogging license; you're suspended until you grow some brain.
You are a fucking idiot. THE ONIION IS A SATIRICAL PUBLICATION. Jesus fucking CHRIST!!! *bangs head against wall*
Why did you abort your brain?
You tell 'em Pete!
Don't listen to these liberal pinko shmucks telling you that this is some sort of 'satire'. You've done a thorough and impressive job of debunking this Miss Weber bitch and those communist babykilling faggots know they don't have one single idea or argument that can stand up to your rigorous intellectual scrutiny. Their only hope now is to whine 'But we were only joking' like the crybabies they are and try to make you look like some sort of dumbass. Pay no attention! Real Americans can spot the truth a mile away, you mark my words.
These unChristian fucks pulled the same shit on us when we used an Onion article to expose Harry Potter for the Satanist cult it was. One minute we had a grassroots campaign bandwagon going, the next minute this 'satire' tag gets laid on it, and every punk-ass motherfucker on the internet starts laughing at us. It took us MONTHS to live that shit down.
Well I say enough! To hell with this liberal satire bullcrap. I'm armed, I'm a christian and I'm not afraid to defend my way of life with extreme prejudice! The next time one of you babykilling terrorist faggots wants to debase MY goddamn country and MY goddamn religion with this so-called "satire" shit, I'm going to grab the first motherfucking liberal abortionist I come across and ram my bible and a copy of the Bill of Rights up the bastard's ass. See how you'd like THAT, you satirical internet motherfuckers!
This is awesome. Best thing I've seen all day.
All those people are saying 'The Onion is satire' to throw you off the trail, Pete. Don't believe them. The Onion is a respected online journal - as it says in their masthead, "America's finest news source."
Keep up the good work, my friend.
Your new mantra:
Eye yam sofa king, we todd did.
Practice saying it out loud.
Wow, that second grade education is really paying off. Amazing.
In the blogosphere, no one can hear you check your sources, and then decide to take down the article. Well, maybe leave it up and pretend you didn't see the comments, and hope it all ends soon.
I bet this is not how you wanted your 15msecs of fame. Well, congratulation: you got it whether you like it or not.
For the record, I don't think you are necessarily stupid. I do think you might be a little too credulous, however. You might want to put together some arguments based on facts -- you ain't gonna convince many people if you keep shooting from the hip like this.
Maybe a review of "Modes of Reasoning"?
Better luck next time!
Pete,
This is utterly hysterical, your falling for an obvious satire/parody from a publication that's devoted to nothing other than parody. Your piece is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Next, you can pray for a brain. I'm sure it will be just as effective.
Don't listen to these naysayers. They are trying to throw you off the scent. The godless ones have let too much of themselves show and you called them on it. Kudos to you.
-kyle
Holy crap.
Although I suppose if you can believe a carpenter walked out of a cave after three days of somatic death, there's nothing to prevent you from believing that someone would be so excited about her abortion that she'd throw a party.
I suppose you thought Jonathan Swift was serious, too.
lmao.
...I...I...I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The Countess at 7:24 nailed it -- heh heh heh heh he typed "nailed" heh heh heh -- but maroons like you will be jokes as long as your obvious misogyny, in this form an anti-contraception angle and the blatant "SLUTS! Keep your legs shut until we MEN decide when you can have sex" attitude drives your *cough* beliefs *cough*
My God, that was the best laugh I have had in weeks.
Thanks for putting your lack of wisdom on display for all to share
oh dear sweet raptor jesus. i would say you've made me lose all faith in humanity, but the 70+ comments of "you're a fucking moron" slightly redeems it. Keep up the good work! Maybe you should start citing General J.C. Christian or Fafblog! Or Jon Swift! They're really reputable sources.
No way, man. The Onion is a hard-hitting investigative news site. Look, they've already found the author of this blog.
Wow, you Republican yokels are really astonishingly stupid, aren't you?
Dear sir,
While I am uncertain that you have a central nervous system of sufficient complexity to register high-level emotions such as embarrassment or shame, I still must implore you: please, please, please... no matter how many people on this comment thread cast doubt on your mental capacities or call you "asshat" it is imperitive that you never delete this entry. You have accidentally written the funniest thing in history.
Johnathan Swift and Voltaire working together for a hundred years could not surpass you.
This must be preserved for posterity.
Holy shit... I can't stop laughing... at you.
But really, the Onion has a good point in showing us that this is really how some radical pro-life activists really see pro-choice people. I'm triyng to be nice here... but wow, you are a fucking idiot. How long has The Onion been doing satire?... since 1988. Wow, you're eagerness to condem this woman has completely blinded you from... all reason. Here's a tip, next time you have something to write... don't.
But seriously... that was a great laugh.
wow, that was a great laugh.
two words: you dumbfuck
Wow. Your mother should have had one.
Dumbest.
Blogger.
Ever.
(P.S. Thank Ba'al that Firefox makes it easy to download and save the magic. It would break my heart to think something so, um, special might ever be lost.)
Has someone archived this yet?
I've saved it but lack a place to post.
Don't listen to these idiots! The Onion is "America's Finest New Source" and contains some of the finest reporting on the abortion issue in the country - stories that the MSM just won't report for fear of angering abortion advocates. For example, the article "Recreational-Abortion Enthusiasts Applaud Repeal Of Partial-Birth Ban" was, as far as I can tell, only reported by the Onion. It just goes to show...
Are you nuts are just that thick witted? Using "The Onion" as source material?
Or you have to be joking.
Which one is it?
And if you are serious, you are a prime example as to why pro-choice people cannot take you seriously.
By the way, someone should correct your terminology. Let it be me.
Clearly you have problems understanding the world in general (satire, humor, etc.) But let's get at least ONE thing straight: nobody -- yes, that's NOBODY (ok, except maybe Hitler) -- is "pro-abortion."
So here's what you need to do: get it through your humorless head and hate-mongering heart that reducing the number of abortions that occur is a goal that BOTH sides of the debate have. Calling the people you purport to "pray" for "pro-abortionusts" only further publicly displays the crass ignorance that your clueless "Onion" has already amply demonstrated.
I always knew the day would come when blogs were so easy to make that retards would start publishing.
God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent— it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills."
― Robert Heinlein, in The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
Did you catch this one? "Tenth Circle Added to Rapidly Growing Hell"
I can give the guy a break for somehow knowing that The Onion isn't satire, but what I can't get past is how ANYONE could read that article and think it was the real thing.
Good grief... are there people out there so ignorant and clueless that they think those quotes could possibly be real?
I am pissing myself laughing at your stupidity!!!
You and people like you are the reason that your cause is forever doomed.
schmuck
I just wanted to get on the bandwagon when I say AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh man, what a MAROON!
Dude, you just became the BEST POSSIBLE example of what sad, sad mistakes abortions can solve.
You are EXACTLY the reason why there should be more abortions - or more accurately, better birth control in the first place so no one would feel they *had* to have an abortion.
IF YOU TRULY ARE A CHRISTIAN...
You should know that you can NEVER, EVER pass judgement on others. If I want to have an abortion, that's MY CHOICE. You can pray for me if you like, but forcing me to do something against my will makes you both judge and jury -- and IS A SIN.
Why can't religious folks keep their own religion straight?
KILLING IS WRONG, RIGHT?
But most zealots in this country support the war.
How is killing an innocent, unarmed Iraqi ANY different than killing an innocent, unarmed baby?
You are a sinner. And people like you make me sick.
I too am laughing.
Also, I like that subtle reference to abolishing a woman's period.
Stay classy!
Other Blogs (like Pharyngula) have been picking up on this article, and *look* at the number of comments you've had. There are almost one hundred, compared with maybe five at most for your other articles - Internet Fame at last, dude!
You have made it to the big time! Well Done! Check your site meter readings out for this week, too. You've hit a winner. (Too bad about the satire angle unless you really were being tricky and trying to turn tables on people with reverse-satire... but are you that clever?) Naahhh.
(signed) marc
Congratulations, Pete! You and your lack of reading ability have made Fark! Now EVERYONE will know about your bonehead move. Well done!
jesus fucking christ
Thanks to Joreth for pointing this little bit of idiocy out to me
I snatched the site & have it mirroed in case the asshat author removes it
As a Pastafarian and believer in the TRUTH His Noodleness has shared with all those willing to listen, I would like you to know that I will pray for you to the one true Flying Spaghetti Monster. Because of your ignorance and outright stupidity, I can't imagine how someone like you will ever get to Heaven. It's obvious you hate women. This is not the path to the Beer Volcano. You had better work on getting that GED and start applying some critical thinking skills. The FSM does not reward stupidity and the oppression of women.
Pete, I have the story that should make your next blog entry. It's ABSOLUTE PROOF God answers prayers!
http://www.theonion.com/content/...tent/node/
28812
Fantastic! You ARE the voice of the right-wing! Humorless, clueless, and un-American. Thankfully, the founding fathers put up a shield against your type, it's The Constitution! Designed to keep the nation safe from you. But then you'll argue "it needs to be changed!" mmpphhff!
The Colbert Report is also satire - just so you know.
Hope you're not disappointed.
I laughed so hard I aborted my foetus. Thanks for nothing, babykiller.
You poor, poor idiot. You are never going to live this down. Just give up this blog and start over; even if you erase this post, too many people have seen, and even the other anti-choicers will never take you seriously again. Poor little wingnut...
Pete man, these people are saying that onions are not real!
Can you believe that?
I say you prove to them that onions ARE real. Cut an onion in half and rub the two halves in your eyes.
That'll show them.
.
Did you guys and gals really expect right wing christo-fascist Bush sycophants to actually have a sense of humor?
you are fucking dumb
Do you think the Inquirer is real news too?
... or fox news?
The fact that you can vote scares the shit out of me. That is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
Are you a fucking ass?
Watch out! Water is really trying to take over the world!
It's written! It MUST be true.
And in case you didn't get that, I was implying that you are a fucking idiot.
So your mom fucked her brother and made a dumb fuck like you, and you are still against abortion??
Is there realy anything I need to say that hasn't been said, like "you're a fucking idiot" or "douche bag"...
I know Onion articles (such as the one that stated that J.K. Rowling really does advocate witchcraft with the HP novels) have snagged frothing-at-the-mouth right-wing fundie lunatics before, but has a blatant satire rag ever snagged left-leaning media?
Easy on the boy, folks. Make him think and he might choke on his bubble gum.
/golfclap
you are aware that the onion is a fake newspaper, right? the person who wrote that doesn't exist.
I'll bet you admire the intellect and scholarship of Ann Coulter.
oh dear! im afraid that anything you have to say in the future will have little of no meaning after this episode.
Hilarious.. absolutely hilarious!
Thanks for sharing.
Jason
What is satire? Is it a Frech word meant to destabilize our great country? I am sure the real name for that site is "Le Oignon".
That was a most heartfelt, and sensitive article about the sanctity of life. Shame on you dirty commie creep pinko subversive bastards, I hope you all go to hell and die. You will see the error your ways when Jesus comes down to annoint GW Bush for a 3rd term.
-Amen
First satire and now sarcasme.
My god, and I though *I* was a useless fvckstick. I'm glad this link is traveling the internet so everyone can see what a total fvckstick loser you are. Fvckstick.
I really hope you reproduce. In a few years time, my children might need a laugh as good as this one. The ones I don't throw into the shredder on a whim, that is.
That's just dumb with a capital D - U - M - B.
Wow.
It's scary that this is the intelligence of the pro-lifers.
Baby Jesus should have come as a vision to your mom and insisted that she abort you, so that the world would have one less useless idiot walking around.
For fvck's sake, are you totally retarded? o_O
My boyfriend fingered my pussy last night, and I became pregnant. Abortion is the best. The Onion is not a news source.
I have done my duty by passing this idiodicy along on my blogs, and have used ScrapBook extension to capture this stupidty for prosperity.
Should you *ever* run for public office, your detractors will have this article to prove you can't tell fact from fiction, and go around singing "If I Only Had A Brain".
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Somebody aborted the wrong part of the gene pool.
http://66.102.7.104/search?q=cac...us&ct=clnk&
cd=1
Congrats, this page is now cached by Google and effectively a permanent fixture on the Internet landscape!
This is why red states* shouldn't be allowed on the Internet.
* There's technically no such thing as a red state. There are just great red wastelands between the nice pockets of civilization scattered around the country.
Don't miss Pete's subsequent post. Despite all of our best efforts, he STILL doesn't get it!!
Two Words - Fucking Moron!
christ almighty...too bad no one aborted this douchebag before he could inflict his idiocy on the internet
All right, all right, I think he's gotten the point. The baying hordes of right wingers should be arriving in their characteristically behind the curve fashion any minute now. Let's skidoo!
Jeez Pete - The Onion is only a satire! If your world is governed by prejudice then you only see and hear what you want to see and hear.
But then that is typical of fanatics all over the world. Hmm. Maybe it is time to look within the borders of the US to quelch fundamentalists passing "Fatwas" (religious judgements) on other people?
Pete, you have achieved something few bloggers do - you have found a HUGE audience to read your publications. Your responsibility is clearly to continue the dialogue that you have initiated.
Please, enlighten us further ! I'd love to know where else you're getting inspiration from.
Bwahahaha, this just show yet again how silly the so called "pro-life" movement is. Bunch of self righteous propagandists.
Not only have you reinforced my belief in the pro-choice movement, you have also firmed up my stance on euthanasia. You've certainly got an incurable condition that qualifies*.
* Satire, sarcasm or sinful suggestion? I'll let you decide.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
This is the funniest god damned thing I've ever seen in my life.
God couldn't even get this funny. Oh my God! This is actually funny because of God!
HAHAHA!!
You have no chance. Make your time.
all your abortion are belong to us.
Jesus is laughing at you.
True genius
and you still think you should be allowed to vote?
Another American idiot *sigh*
while you're checking out the Onion, the horoscopes are usually spot on, too...
NEDM
AHA. The Onion is FAKE.
Nice, you are probably the same kind of person that is a supporter of the NRA or at least have a gun at home... need I point out the hypocrisy? It's kinda funny that almost everybody with an I.Q. above 80 could make up that the article was a hoax...
You are the reason many people probably go pro-abortion. Better abort than give birth to a kid who goes thru life without a clue like u!
Best of luck taking your next breath buddy!
You do realize that, by posting portions of an article in a humor publication as "evidence" of a real attitude, you make yourself look exceptionally foolish.
If you don't have the mental capacity to tell the difference between satire and factual articles, your ability to reason is in serious question and any points you make won't have credibility.
What's more, The Onion is famous (and infamous) as a humor publication. The fact that you don't know this makes your appear unsophisticated at the least and incapable of doing proper research at most. The fact that you insist the article is real only further undermines your credibility and your cause.
Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally.
No Babies were harmed in the making of this Onion Article. However, I'm sure many bottles of boos will be consumed by the staff at the Onion, in celebration, of the first duffus that took an article seriously. seriously. However, a current article declaring that " 18 year old miraculously finds soulmate in hometown " has probally happened.
Seriously, I have been giggling for hours over this - not about the actual case in point, but everyone else's funny ass comments on this blog.
It makes me happy to see so many people justly attack this bullshit.
Cheers!
AHAHAHAHHA!!! This is now all over the net - currently riding high on Reddit.com. What a puritanical idiot you are!!
Jesus wept.
So the Union is not real? It was all a joke? Why didn't they tell me?
Dear author,
You are not qualified to hold a strong opinion about something.
Regards,
The world
So that's how you get your facts, right ? Time for serious thinking on your part. You should view this as an opportunity.
Wow talk about shooting yourself in the foot. AGAIN.
"Mess Weber summed up her article with..."
There is no Weber. Capish?
God's teeth, son, your ignorance is really flying a flag today! If you're trying for the double-finesse of satire, I have to say that, yup, we've bitten hard and you're really good at this and we should all bow down to you for being so good at it... but somehow, I don't think that that's what you were up to.
I can only imagine that someday you're going to forget to breathe.
Would you be any more annoying if you actually had a brain?
we should just turn voting booths into death machines to kill all people who vote republican
Wow, I can't believe someone can really be this conceited. You are an ignorant fuckwit who should be tied to a wheelchair and shoved off the edge of a cliff with a cactus up his ass.
Stupendous - can't stop grinning at this! It's not really worth insulting you or arguing over your delusions - I'm sure you'd just be too thick to get it...
religious, conservative pro-lifers... wanna keep the baby... don't want to support it! nice!
HAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Asshat.
I thought everyone in the entire freaking world knew that The Onion wasn't a real news source.
Just goes to show that the extreme right wingers will believe any bullshit.
YOUR PARENTS TAUGHT YOU SEX IS NOT GOOD, SO NOW YOU'VE GONE MENTALLY RETARDED, TAKING THE ONION FOR SERIOUS.
GET A LIFE! QUIT YOUR CHURCH AND SAY "HELLO, WORLD!" COME TO MANHATTAN AND BECOME A SEX WORKER! OR GO TO IRAQ! EITHER WAY *QUIT BLOGGING!*
Hi and thank you for your writings. My name is Tom, though my friends call me Horseonovich. I think abortion is a sin against God and this hideous woman who is so proud of her aborting an innocent should be hanged. There is no room for mercy when it comes to women who kill those innocent cell clusters they call "fetuses" and we know are beautiful babies.
Thank you an