Hypocritical commentary

Gravatar It works all the time - which is why you are a repeat customer.

I on the other hand do not do fast food joints.


Gravatar Um. Hunh?

I never buy what they offer and so it works?

Or, it works because even though I never buy what they offer, I continue to return, week after week, for the abuse, like some poor masochistic simpleton heading for a beating?


Gravatar It has never worked -- except when they upsell what I wanted anyways, in which case I feel like a sucker.

Further consternation: The prerecorded upsell chimes in with this hyper-enthused female voice...I respond in the negative...and tagteam style an apathetic male's voice takes my order. It's all very confusing slash annoying.


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