Was this another 2 French presses before noon day by any chance?
Eggnog enema??
I have never had eggnog. I am English. It sounds like something that is indeed worse than what you might find in Area 51.
I love clove cigarettes. I want a cigarette now. I quit last December. :-( You blatant reveler in forbidden vices, you.
ROFL @ Eggnog enema.
This reminds me that there is only one fruitcake in the universe.
It is passed around from year to year. If you get it, you must store it in the back of your fridge until you can unload on someone else next holiday season.
I have never understood the appeal of eggnog. I'm in my 20's and it's still one of those weird things that the 'grownups' like.
And yay for scarves!
What?! You hate eggnog? I bet you hate christmas, too.
Eggnog is actually one of the things I miss most about being lactose intolerant. 
Fake eggnog, that which goes into everything around the holidays and resides in grocery store dairy sections is evil. Real eggnog made with real ingredients, including booze, is an altogether different creature. I recommend Alton Brown's recipe.
I think I've had more eggnog in late spring/early summer (homemade, sans alcohol) than I ever have at Christmastime. Adding alcohol to my lovely, nutmeggy uncooked-breakfast-in-a-glass just doesn't work for me.
A motor oil latte, however, I'd be ALL OVER. I
got the rest of my comment eaten. o_O
"I love heavy industrial tastes and smells (the sound & scent of cutting metal is a total hangover cure), and besides that, it sure couldn't make Starbucks taste any worse :-P"
Oh god, @vinegrrl, considering all the car troubles you've had lately... you would probably transform into a car out of sheer frustration if you had a motor oil latte. Your boyfriends would cry.
"Oh, look. Corn that tastes like candy." -- Lewis Black
Oh, I had completely forgotten about the pint of Lactaid Eggnog I picked up at the grocery on Monday (@Pup take note 
Excuse me, I am off to make more coffee with an eggnog chaser. Thanks for the reminder.
I luuuuurve eggnog. Although this could be because I grew up Jewish and outside the US, so I never had it until I was about 17. Mmmmm, dairy products. : )
Hows this for you. Vanilla/Eggnog dog shampoo and cologne. Right now it is the most requested sent in my wife's grooming shop.
Scott J, that is seriously fucked up. lol
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