GODDAMNIT I CAN'T STAND UP...

I think I will just sit here a moment or two.
Mike | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 6:03 am | #

Holy fuckin' moly...

I may need to excuse myself from my desk for a moment... *silently wonders why she didn't remember to slip her anal plug into her purse this morning*

BTW, love the title...it piqued more than my interest.
Becca | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 7:20 am | #

Ummm. Shit. Wow.

I think you have rendered me speechless. And horny as fuck.
Queen of Pink | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 8:35 am | #

Nice work, Torn!
Bent | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 10:39 am | #

I've seen the glass dildos and have been told they are great - you have definitely peaked my interest...the plugs are wonderful...not to mention beads. Oh yeah...love balls are nice, too...oops - did I just open my toy drawer?! Hehehe...can't wait to hear more!
HER - Behind Closed Doors | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 8:14 pm | #

you're a very interesting read. Being a 'Soccer mom' myself, you bring a smile to my face everytime I am able to read you.
Danielle | Homepage | 04.26.05 - 10:00 pm | #

Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. You gave us some great ideas!!! Cool!!
SK & BD | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 3:55 pm | #

Ok... I'm ready for someone to take my ass now... wow.
doogooder | Homepage | 04.27.05 - 5:14 pm | #