document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><img src=\"http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x79/flat_denver/unconventional/timewarp002.jpg\"><p>Welcome Unconventional Conventioneers! Carry On...</p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30240\"></a>        <p>I think that's the same cologne Chimpy uses when cutting brush, Eau de Skunk. <br><br>Hell of a story man. It's cool to find those touchstones in our lives that help us move on and deal with life. Says the hetero white male 18-49. Everyone listens to us! <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/content.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           Randal Graves | <a href=\"http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://lennui-melodieux.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 08.21.08 - 7:51 am | <a href=\"#30240\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30448\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=d715173052fb580a3df1872946d8ba0e&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Lovely piece of personal history.  I so love it when a man writes about his own true self.  Beach writes like this, too.  It's so rare to find a man who reveals so much of how he got to be the man he is.  I think writing honestly about our childhoods should be required.  It's our pasts that put us on this path, set our way of seeing the world.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Utah Savage | <a href=\"http://www.utahsavage.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://www.utahsavage.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 08.22.08 - 12:13 am | <a href=\"#30448\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30480\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=b15d88531f75feb03dd4f0a7f46b7714&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />It is an amazing piece of writing and images.  I believe that I love Anson Humeumptewa for having the insight into your 13 year old self, and giving you the key to unlocking what was hidden.<br><br>When we live by \"what's expected\" we suffer.  We supress what's real, and we suffer the stress-induced illnesses of the major disconnect.  You were given a great gift that day, UC.  A great gift.<br><br>Thank you for sharing it.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Diva Jood | <a href=\"http://www.journeyswithjood.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.journeyswithjood.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 08.22.08 - 6:52 am | <a href=\"#30480\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30589\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=4ed617061599c3a68ea7ccdddcf2af1a&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Well written and with an authentic voice. Anson Humeumptewa sounds like a insightful fellow. All that yard work and fishing sounds a little too much like work for my humble tastes, though. Maybe next time you could write about lattes and arugula. ;o)<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Dr. Zaius | <a href=\"http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 08.22.08 - 9:07 pm | <a href=\"#30589\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30626\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=09855d197e7cab522b8f7c66ed27b030&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />What an interesting perspective from your 13-year old days. I can't imagine that, even though you \"came out\" at such an early age, life in a world filled with homophobes was easy.<br><br>Is there another installment to this story? I hope so.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Spartacus | <a href=\"http://www.mysaturdayeveningpost.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://www.mysaturdayeveningpost.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 08.23.08 - 6:02 am | <a href=\"#30626\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"30885\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0afefa2d7e7ddd3152dd68aab6c367c3&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=32\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Jesus man, terrific story.  Never knew you worked the fields, it's horrible work.  You know.<br><br>Really had a rush come over and a lump in my throat with the line:<br>\"You're kinda like us Indians. You're different. Don't let them get to you.\"<br><br>So true.<br><br>Can't let them get to ya.<br><br>I was at a Pow Wow today, and back when I was about your age in this story, our backpacking leader took us to an old Internment camp, on the way to our Sierra backpacking trip. Learned much from that guy.<br>Peace.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           green  libertarian | 08.24.08 - 8:20 pm | <a href=\"#30885\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr>    <td class=\"InputCell\">                  <br /><div style=\"margin: 0 auto; width: 278px;\"><a href=\"http://www.cnet.com/html/ww/100/2009/poll/infrastructure.html?tag=mncol\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/webwarebanner.png\" width=\"278\" height=\"60\" border=\"0\"/></a></div><br /><div id=\"newcomment\"></div><form method=\"post\" name=\"addComment\" action=\"http://www.haloscan.com/comments/unconventional1/976113610396808493/\" target=\"_self\">        <p>    Name: <br />          <input name=\"name\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Email:<br />          <input name=\"email\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          URL: <br />          <input name=\"url\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Comment:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"javascript:emo_pop()\" title=\"Smiley and tag help\" target=\"_self\">?</a>&nbsp;<br />          <textarea name=\"addMessage\" rows=\"12\" cols=\"38\"></textarea><br /><input type=\"checkbox\" name=\"subscribe\" id=\"subscribe\" value=\"1\" /><label for=\"subscribe\">Notify me of followup comments via email</label>        </p>        <p class=\"PSubmit\"><input name=\"submit\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Publish\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />&nbsp;<input name=\"previewMessage\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Preview\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />        </p>      <input type='hidden' name='user' value='unconventional1' /><input type='hidden' name='comment' value='976113610396808493' /></form>    </td></tr>  <tr>    <td><p align=\"center\">        Commenting by <a href=\"http://www.haloscan.com/\" target=\"_blank\">HaloScan</a></p>      </td>  </tr></table><img src=\"http://c5.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=561713&amp;java=0&amp;security=01eeff58\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" /></body>");