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I swear, some females have no shame!
Ew. Bigger is not always better.
Where's my Hershey's Chocolate Syrup? Don't need no glass, I'll just mix it in my mouth.
Halo is trying to break us apart!!
Goli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holla!
Mernin ya'll!
Is it me...or did all of the comment and chat boxes disappear yesterday???
It doesn't matter b/c I was hella busy, but I still wanted to pop in...hmph!
Anyhow... I don't see what the problem is- all these girls need is a piece of salami and slice of velveeta and they can roll up some nice meat roll hors d'eurves (sp?) in those flaps they call tittays. I say they got a good thing goin.... 
(DISCLAIMER: NO, my tittays aren't of the Halle Berry descent, well they once were, but I digress.... my point is, i know how to properly display them, unlike the subjects of this post!)
About time Halo stop acting out.
Did I miss something, whats wrong with the girl in the pink?
I have cellulite on my thighs and I don't understand how some of these girls just don't care and show them to the world. I know they are there and don't put them on display, just my thing.
yo...i don't see nothing wrrooong with those tittays on the girl in pic #2....they past my 'did my mouf water?' test upon first glance....
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(DISCLAIMER: NO, my tittays aren't of the Halle Berry descent, well they once were, but I digress.... my point is, i know how to properly display them, unlike the subjects of this post!)
Mrs. Parker |
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oh...we're supposed to comment on how the tittays are DISPLAYED....hmmm...that's got to be a woman issue, 'cause when it comes to tittays i only see the 4 C's like im diamond shopping:
Color - Light, Dark, Brown, White...it's all good, just don't confuse a ninja with a giant birth mark like the batman signal...mmmkay!
Cut - Fake tittays don't really do it for me....i could be swayed if i got to charmin test a nice pair...but i digress.
Clarity - I like my tittays like i like my bootays....bump free!
Carot - hey...I like 'em round and big or small and perky...i just prefer the weight to be evenly spread out amonst the two....them lopsided tittay babes be too self conscious, and i aint got time to splain that the i can't tell the minute difference in the size of the left tittay with my hand, mouf, or when they're in motion!
Diddy I oughtta punch you in the mouf for your man's boob-ology!!!
Hey FabChick!
Cut - Fake tittays don't really do it for me....i could be swayed if i got to charmin test a nice pair...but i digress.
DIDDY: Ok now... having not seen the "before" photos... would you have guessed these
were implants? Or these?
say...that first link was blocked by massa....now, kizzy r's pair look au naturale.....yummy!
Hey Say
Kizzy's doc did a good job in making them look natural
yea.... that's what I'm tryna do... more often than you may think, there are women who just wanna add a lil "perk" and curves... you only really hear about the horror stories of boobage... anyhow. I like hers. I would def consider going under the knife to get some like that.
Ohhhh what once were *lookin down* *running off weeping*
say...send me a link to a pic of yours *puts on glasses*.... don't worry, im a professional!
hi fabchick *waves*
Ok... hold on...
http://i66.photobucket.com/
album...sin2006242X.jpg
Diddy, if you don't stop!
Ok that was 2 years ago... after baby #1... and before baby #2... so, they're smaller now...
say...send me a link to a pic of yours *puts on glasses*.... don't worry, im a professional!
lemme serve u up!
You are a mess. LOL
Hey Univ... I'm tryna get some profeshunale input here!
Ok that was 2 years ago... after baby #1... and before baby #2... so, they're smaller now...
Mrs. Parker
The babies made them shrink, why? How?
*smh* @ diddy on his analysis of boobage lol!
GIIIRRRLLLL...
I have ginormo-babies... with ginormo-appetites! I nursed both kids for first 4 months... Baby #1 was 10 lbs 2 oz... baby #2 was 8.5lbs (and delivered early)...he's now 22lbs at 6 mos....
So imaging a small water balloon filled about 1/4 w/water... then you pick it up right at the knot and see it hang... yea, that's pretty much what I'm workin with.
**imagine
I couldn't nurse. That ish HURT!!
lol... Diddy you betnot have printed out my picture! Come back here you nasty man!!!!
Girl as long as your hubby is happy with them, work what you got
Hey JR!
Yea, it was a huge battle for the 1st 2 weeks... my mom nursed all of 3 us for at least a year, so I was pretty dedicated to doing it. I know she would have been proud of me. I thugged it out, through the bleeding and all... it was horrible, but after we got adjusted, it was beautiful.
It's def not for everyone tho... I can understand that.
@ Fab... he ain't complaining... he's like this, you brought 2 beautiful kids into the world, who I absolutely adore, and what happened to your body is just, what happens. He don't care really, but he does joke about it... how when we first met I was all brick house, and now I'm all well, not. But like Kelly said, clothes fit better, etc., and I just want them to look like they used to, I'm not trying to increase them to some unnatural size....
See all that bleeding crap, and stretch marks and weight gain scares the crap out of me about getting pregger. Maybe I can pay someone to do it or just adopt
Bleeding??? Oh heck naw! The first time I would have saw blood that would have been it! It's def not for everyone. The nurse in the hospital had the nerve to get an attitude with me cuz I didn't want to nurse!
@ Fab... it may not be all honky dory while it's goin on... but after it's all said and done, it will all seem worth it to you. Trust me. 
I guess I scurred Diddy off... ok then... I'll get to work too- talk to ya'll later
@Fab sometimes it's easy to loose the baby weight. When I was preggers I was all belly so I didn't gain a lot of wieght. Actually it helped me get some hips and a lil bit more boobage cuz my body looks great now. I was looking kinda anorexic before the baby.
@ Fab... it may not be all honky dory while it's goin on... but after it's all said and done, it will all seem worth it to you. Trust me.
Mrs. Parker
But I don't really like kids. People say it will be diff once you have your own. I know I will cause that is what we are suppose to do but I will put it off for a while. Things may change once I find my husband.
@Fab sometimes it's easy to loose the baby weight. When I was preggers I was all belly so I didn't gain a lot of wieght. Actually it helped me get some hips and a lil bit more boobage cuz my body looks great now. I was looking kinda anorexic before the baby.
JR
I know I'm gonna spread. I picked up alot of weight after HS but I've lost 32 pounds so far and I will kick my baby butt if they make me gain all that back
But I don't really like kids.
FabChick | 05.29.08 - 10:48 am | #
Girl neither did I. And still don't like other people's kids, especially if they bad
@ Fab... it's all about what YOU want girl....
I have friends w/no kids who are completely happy. To be honest, if I had done what I truly wanted, I wouldn't have any right now either (i'm only 23!)... but now that I do, I'm completely in love w/them. but I've always like kids... so I'm diff't from you.
Just DO YOU girl!!!
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Oh yes... JR is right, having babies does add hips! 
And the younger you are the easier it is to lose weight... the nursin helped me out too, but you can exercise and eat right and you'll be fine. I gained about 65lbs for both babies... yes, i was the michelin woman.
Ok... i'm leaving now... I just love to talk about babies and mommy/woman stuff...
later.
Bye girl
lol... Diddy you betnot have printed out my picture! Come back here you nasty man!!!!
Mrs. Parker |
*puts down hard copy pic of say....holds bref for 20 secs to reduce swelling*....well, after close analysis, i don't think you have anything to worry about say....mr parker has a nice tall glass of water that surely quenches his thirst 
oh yeah...new post!
hey meik and JR!!! *group hug*
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