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Gravatar first hoes!


Gravatar Check out the knees - they just finished a hard days work of sperm guzzling


Gravatar I voted for myself twice.....


Gravatar Why I have to get the girl with the big ole tittays??


Gravatar It doesn"t allow you to vote twice cheater!


Gravatar I am in shock right now...please bare with me...


Gravatar everyone aint able, I just don't understand. I would never let my friend go out like that but then look at her


Gravatar There's so much wrong with #6 that I can't concentrate long enough on any one thing. I'll get back to you on Sunday.


Gravatar It doesn"t allow you to vote twice cheater!
Univgurl

2 different email addy's ... haha.. IM SMART!


Gravatar 2 different email addy's ... haha.. IM SMART!
KJ

That;s why they movin your ass 'round the corna at the end of the year. LOL


Gravatar That;s why they movin your ass 'round the corna at the end of the year. LOL
Love is slippery when wet




Gravatar I'm sad I was left out this mug...


But since I fall in the "open" category *tear drops*, I'll say this about #10: Is it me, or does it look like she tried to literally tuck her butt in those white pants?


Gravatar ya'll I hate to be a Debbie Downer but we all have to go upstairs for this presentation for our new COO and EVsomethin or another.

I'll try and catch ya'll on tonight.


Gravatar I'm mad b/c #9 is a pretty girl, why do these women make themselves look like trash?


Gravatar Her back fat is poppin.


Gravatar Since CharMANe used to work for M.A.C. (Masters of the Art of Chola) , She decided to make his on brows using the hairs she shaved from his chest.


Gravatar And please tell me the chick in the white dress's tattoo does not say "Equatta"


Gravatar I couldn't get pass the side-eye on #6


Gravatar Imma wait until MDAD to comment on these...I need cheeba to fully comprehend.


Gravatar @ Say- it's 'Equilla'

Little Miss Muffin Top's pants fit that way because Equilla didn't wnt to break a nail from trying to up her pulll them shid up.


Gravatar LOL @ #7


Gravatar I couldn't get pass the side-eye on #6
Love Drug!!

So true!
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Imma wait until MDAD to comment on these...I need cheeba to fully comprehend.
For Really Doe

I'mma claim my compruder messed up from the hurricane, and make fema buy me a new one. I wanna be in MSAD. I feel like the fat kid at the lunch table, that ppl only let sit w/them b/c they feel sorry for her.


Gravatar #6 - Who knew the Kool-Aid Man had a wife?


Gravatar LOl @ Goli - you know she the neighborhood booster too...


Gravatar #3 - lawd. tight clothes wont make it look like you have a shape if you don't....smh.


Gravatar @ Jada... and I know #3's husband (if that's a real ring) is so shamed right now. At the bar talkin to his boys like, "Man Iwoneven care about that broad no more. Did ya'lll know she be sharin clothes with our 14 yr old daughter?! *sips henney*"


Gravatar Say you got it all wrong,,,
#3's hubby has on a matching outfit, complete with silver Pro keds....


Gravatar *slowly coming back to*

So....none of these heffas must have true friends because I would've said:

#1 - Ain't no way in hell we leaving with you in that plaid madness ...*looking at the tie...passes out*

#1 - DA - Madonna called and she wants all her bracelets from the Like a Virgin video back

#4 - your damn socks..........*passes out....comes back*...damn it, just forget it..
#6 - Whats really hood?? Ask the chick giving you the coldest side eye ever
#7 - you might be a dude...I dunno, dunno....


Gravatar Why I have to get the girl with the big ole tittays??
Love is slippery when wet | Homepage

shiiid....all i saw was tig ol bitties in that post!

those girls in my pick look like laurel and hardy from the silent movies....is ol girls shoes in her satchel???...who brings a big ass satchel to the club anyways???....does twiggy have on 'frosted' jeans???...this whold pic screams 1985!...kelly price's toes are killing me softly....did her foot lose a fight???...dat mugg is swole up like it went 12 rounds with laila ali and a pimp named slickback.


Gravatar daYUM!!! *note the emphasis*

http://www.bossip.com/26058/gold...-john-050809-5/


Gravatar he's purrrty. too purrrty. I think I have a complex. All cute dudes look suspect to me.


Gravatar @ Jada... and I know #3's husband (if that's a real ring) is so shamed right now....

Miss Maybel Mack

*faints*...see this is what happends when your wife gets mad and decideds to go out with the 'girls'...do i spy an areola???


Gravatar @ Jada... and I know #3's husband (if that's a real ring) is so shamed right now.


girl she got that out a vending machine...


Gravatar !...kelly price's toes are killing me softly....did her foot lose a fight???...
GCD

*hollers*
he DID NOT call her Kelly Price??!!!



Gravatar dem toes do look a lil beat up LOL


Gravatar !...kelly price's toes are killing me softly....did her foot lose a fight???...
GCD



Gravatar #4 - grandma's good doily and mosquito net? Now thats fashion forward.....


Gravatar confession: I hate anklets.


Gravatar daYUM!!! *note the emphasis*

http://www.bossip.com/26058/gold...-john-050809-5/
Love Drug!!

DAYUM!!!! IS RIGHT!!!


Gravatar @Jada- What don't you hate?


Gravatar @Jada- What don't you hate?

Love Drug!!




LOL......ummm gimmie a minute....


Gravatar Ok, I'm mad... Syd just ran in and ate my last fried shrimp and ran out.


Gravatar Where's Heidi?

I haven't done a dagonne thing today...


Gravatar BOO!

http://i226.photobucket.com/ albu...foxfrozen12.jpg


Gravatar I think I just peed my pants.



Ol melted playdough face lookin girl.


Gravatar Ol melted playdough face lookin girl.
Miss Maybel Mack


*dead as a doorknob*


Gravatar Just got this in a work related email:
"65% of Baton Rouge remains without power and it's been communicated that in some locations it may be 3-4 weeks before power is restored. Curfew still in place however, it now starts at 10pm."

Ya'll know we had an 8 pm curfew right? Up until today at least.


Gravatar WOW its like living under marshall law.....


Gravatar You guys are clowning!! lmao


Gravatar Yea, literally. They have enacted and enforced marshall law. Over 50 people have been arrested for breaking curfew since Monday. lol... I've broken it about 3-4 times, but the police just ride by like it's nothing. They must be arresting just the trouble makers, or just picking ppl "at random"


Gravatar Trying to keep yall from looting!!
We know where you would be: The adult store (po' mr.parker), michael's & the grocery store!!


Gravatar People are trying to annoy me today TGIF


Gravatar Trying to keep yall from looting!!
We know where you would be: The adult store (po' mr.parker), michael's & the grocery store!!
Love Drug!!

He ain't been in teh mood w/all this heat... talmbout we'd get all sweaty and stuff... I'm like, "uhhh yeah! That's the POINT!" But we did pass by my fave craft store, and it had a window borken out, and we clowned about how I was gonna loot the mess outta them!


Gravatar Spill it KJ... *sliding a drank down the bar to her...*


Gravatar So since the curfew is @ 8/10, does the stores and restaurants stay open?


Gravatar Spill it KJ... *sliding a drank down the bar to her...*
Miss Maybel Mack

*cuts off drink*...i'll take that *downs cosmo in one gulp*.....buurrrp!


Gravatar They must be arresting just the trouble makers, or just picking ppl "at random"
Miss Maybel Mack

Or they think you're white.

Glad you're okay, Say.


Gravatar hey...me and wifey went to the doc for an ultra sound yesterday...hearing the baby's heartbeat was da bomb....i did good yall...*pats self on the back*....April 10 is the due date!


Gravatar So since the curfew is @ 8/10, does the stores and restaurants stay open?
Love Drug!!

No, they've been closing at 5 or 6, but now the gov't has been giving them generators and gas for the gens and so they can stay open later. But they don't stay open passed the curfew. Most stores are w/out power still tho too... just depends on what side of town you're on.


Gravatar Or they think you're white.

Glad you're okay, Say.
Goliano |

Prolly so Thanks


Gravatar @Say- oh, ok

@Diddy- Congratulations!!! It's Official!! Did you get to see the squirty bean?

*slapping the bar*
Say- A round of Patron Shots for everyone


Gravatar Congrats Diddy!


Goli you wrong! Say doesn't look white! She looks like...a ....very pale Indian!


j/k girl!


Gravatar GO- I bought a bottle of Ketel one this past weekend. And I'm sad to say that it is almost gone...


Gravatar I tried to order some Ketel one and they didn't have any :-(


Gravatar *slapping the bar*
Say- A round of Patron Shots for everyone
Love Drug!!

*pulls out fema check*
No problem! Bar tender! Help these nice folks to some shots please! Put it on my tab.... yea, my name is Avenue, Jada Avenue! Thanks!




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@ Diddy! Im SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!! Ask wifey if she wants me to make a special scrapbook for you all! Be sure and keep your pictures... did they print the ultra sounds pics for you? Going forward, they're gonna chekc the heartbeat w/just a sonogram to track it... but ti's still just as dope!


Gravatar Congrats, Diddy.

@d.a. - It woulda been gone in two days, around here. lol


Gravatar Goli you wrong! Say doesn't look white! She looks like...a ....very pale Indian!


j/k girl!
For Really Doe

*chockes on Dr. Pepper!*
*tears falling* That is about the most accurately described I have ever been! OMG, My stomach hurts I'm dyin over here...


Gravatar *pulls out fema check*
No problem! Bar tender! Help these nice folks to some shots please! Put it on my tab.... yea, my name is Avenue, Jada Avenue! Thanks!


*bar tender* Ms. Avenue? We been looking for you, can you please follow me to the back.


Gravatar WTF is Ketel one?


Gravatar GoGo claims its good vodka.


Gravatar @Diddy- Congratulations!!! It's Official!! Did you get to see the squirty bean?

*slapping the bar*
Say- A round of Patron Shots for everyone
Love Drug!!

*downs shot*...yes...i saw the lil' fella...lookin jus like a bean with buds...lol!....i think i saw a bud between the legs....*prays for a boy*


Gravatar oh... at first I thought y'all kept misspelling Ketel Corn... as in pop corn Whew... yea.


Gravatar Diddy may your first child, be a masculine child.....


Gravatar Diddy, have ya'll started to share what you both want for names? Don't expect to agree on the first one...

Ohh, I have sooo many ideas for baby scrapbooks, especially if it's a girl, but I can hook the baby boys up too... I'll make it to where all you have to do is add your own pics.


Gravatar I tried to order some Ketel one and they didn't have any :-(
For Really Doe

Get a fifth at the store. You'll be glad u did.

P.S. Don't tell 'em Tony sent ya.


Gravatar thanks for the congrats all!!!

@Say...wifey is keeping all the baby stuff...let me have your blog name again and i'll have her contact you....*lawd this don't sound like a good idea for me*


Gravatar Diddy may your first child, be a masculine child.....
For Really Doe

*falls out*

And the SLOY comment of the Day goes to......

oh... at first I thought y'all kept misspelling Ketel Corn... as in pop corn Whew... yea.
Miss Maybel Mack


Gravatar Diddy, have ya'll started to share what you both want for names? Don't expect to agree on the first one...- Say

if its a boy we're cool...if it's a girl....well, let's just hope it's a boy 'cause the girl names are all over the place


Gravatar Diddy may your first child, be a masculine child.....
For Really Doe


and not like Serena...I meant a male....I guess i shoulda specified....


Gravatar @ Diddy... it's mrsparkershappyplace.blogspot.com.

It's not been updated in a loooong time. My email is mrs.sarahmparker@gmail.com.

No pressure, I just love to make stuff, and get excited when something so worthy as a couple's first child comes around and I can go all out in keeping it's memory in an art form.


Gravatar Okay people, The Queen is exiting the building!!

Say- Stay Cool & Dry!!
#1- Rub the belly for me!! Diddy got that supaspurm!!
Jada- tty on MSAD??
GO- What's for dinner??


Gravatar and not like Serena...I meant a male....I guess i shoulda specified....
For Really Doe

Watch it, fool...


Gravatar and not like Serena...I meant a male....I guess i shoulda specified....
For Really Doe

i2i...we can't be having no masculine daughter.


Gravatar and not like Serena...I meant a male....I guess i shoulda specified....
For Really Doe

Watch it, fool...
Goliano

*falls down a flight of stairs*


Gravatar By DA! Yeah I'll be there!


Gravatar and not like Serena...I meant a male....I guess i shoulda specified....
For Really Doe | 09.05.08 - 5:04 pm | #

b/c I shol' was thinking about Serena!


Gravatar *falls down a flight of stairs*
guidance counselor diddy


You conscious? Rents due muhfugga and I aint fallin for that fallin down the stairs shit again!


Gravatar bye #1....*grumbles at the though of all the belly rubbing i gots to do*


Gravatar You conscious? Rents due muhfugga and I aint fallin for that fallin down the stairs shit again!
For Really Doe

*ppots*


*Runs out*

BYE!!


Gravatar You conscious? Rents due muhfugga and I aint fallin for that fallin down the stairs shit again!
For Really Doe

um, the checks in the mail....it's under my business account: jada avenue inc.


Gravatar LOL @ diddy... it's gonna be alright. Has she gained much weight?


Gravatar LOL @ diddy... it's gonna be alright. Has she gained much weight?
Miss Maybel Mack

probably not, but to me, yes!....the doc asked if she had been exercising and wifey turned and looked at me before answering 'no'....all her clothes are getting tight too..


Gravatar she's got a small baby bump too....that's kinda cute....kinda


Gravatar Awwww!


Gravatar wooky da lil baby bump!


Gravatar ahh...i guess i should get on with my weekend...me and the fellas are celebrating my new family addition by going out to drink...i don't no where we'll end up

later!!!!


Gravatar and wifey turned and looked at me before answering 'no'....all her clothes are getting tight too..
guidance counselor diddy

I remember having that same look on my face... But I gain a lot of weighat being preggeres (70 lbs)... and lose it quickly... neither of those things are normal tho.


Gravatar I was going to do a comment that Superman typed all on his own... then he deleted the whole thing and closed the window out... lol... twice... punk.


Gravatar LOL @ superman! Alrighty Im outta here too....



Say I'll say a prayer that you guys git some power this weekend...

Diddy, don't stay out too late, mama needs a foot rub!


Gravatar Bye! Thanks!

I'm outtie... Say bye Syd:


bye



LOL.... that took WAY too long! Night ya'll...


Gravatar What's WRONG with these people? Why do they DO this to themselves (and to our eyes)???



Ya'll have a safe weekend




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