Haloscan is about to get cut. *F5 TO REFRESH* *To copy a comment, delete copied icon.*
Have Mercy!... Da hell????
That girls forehead in the last pic is so big it could double as a movie screen.
sorry but slow girl has skretch marks on her tittays...
and the last pic is what Mary j would've looked like if she stayed with BCW= K-ci
BCW??? Whats that mean?
"Cross-eyedness can be sexy..."
Now I lay me down to sleep....OH. MY. GOODNESS!!!!
I dont 'know if I should be afraid or laugh!!!
And yes...I spotted the wonky eye! But Jesus is my homie... so I'm straight.
"They must be on a hoe work release program or something. They gon' make it one day."
And this officially make me choke on my ice...
and the last pic is what Mary j would've looked like if she stayed with BCW= K-ci
D.A
*faints*
http://s255.photobucket.com/
albu...ent=5723067.jpg
MAN! This ish is hilarious!!!
BCW= Burnt Chicken Wing
That girl in the 3rd pic looks like they JUST took her short bus helmet off her head.
Somethin 'bout her just looks off as h*ll.
MAN! This ish is hilarious!!!
No Name Jane
That's the predator's daughter.
oh and chick in first pic got a hole in her dress...
Oh Lord... just had a sexual misconduct violation... another one of these old white dudes talkin about if he don't do what I ask will he get a spankin.... I should put a recorder on my d@mn phone.... nasty ass creep.
That's the predator's daughter.
it's not right, but it's okay
lmao!!!!
That's the predator's daughter.
it's not right, but it's okay
Predator mussa delivered pre-terms or something!
Check out the 2009 Canary Yellow BMI AMG:
http://s255.photobucket.com/
albu...ent=5692022.jpg
http://s255.photobucket.com/
albu...ent=5692026.jpg
BMW...
Dat beesh is too big to be wearing all that yeller
she looks as big as the sun on D.A.'s gravatar
oh and chick in first pic got a hole in her dress...
D.A.
Sure does. The main one I see a problem with is the one where her legs go through.
And why is she making that STANK FACE?!!!
I bet she got a piece of chicken stuck down tweenst them floateres and forgot to dig it out last week!
Dat beesh is too big to be wearing all that yeller
Kris Janelle
Her head is too big for all that weave too but you see that ain't stop her. lol
Gorillas in the motherfucking mist!
*Dead* at the same dress in a multitude of colors stretched out over a landscape of ass-fatness and cottage cheese hills and valleys.
*dead*
DEAD!
The aroma must be killin her!
Madame Z you always crack me up!!!
The aroma must be killin her!
No Name Jane
Coming from her legs? FC is a mofo
DEATH TO FOOCHIE!!!
Comin from every crack she got prolly!
What is WRONG with these women? *cries* Do they have no self-respect?
The one in the yellow Kill Bill outfit....cut me straight to my soul looking at that. Get the difibrilator!
And what's up with hiking your cheesy thighs up on the couch and showing the rug burn betwixt your thighs? God give me the strength! Home training people! Get some!
*passes out*
Thanks for the chuckles, Meik 
Ok so this must be a joke or something or maybe theme of the night is Fright Night, and there was a contect. I can not and wont belive that people come out to the club looking like that at all.
@ Anna,
Whodini had it right...the freaks (gorillas in the mist, predator, aliens, those things from The Village) come out at night...I suppose.
The one in the yellow Kill Bill outfit....cut me straight to my soul looking at that. Get the difibrilator!
Madame Z | 06.27.08 - 2:52 pm | #
And what's up with hiking your cheesy thighs up on the couch and showing the rug burn betwixt your thighs? God give me the strength! Home training people! Get some!
*passes out*
Thanks for the chuckles, Meik
Madame Z
*Reminds self not to sit on my Sofa before taking off my club clothes when I get home*
Looking at the other post:
I'm accosted by the level of wonk-eye in the images.
Looking at Barney in the purple and Barney's long tittays. Says Serenity prayer:
God give me the ability to accept the things I cannot change...
Why must I weep?
Clubs have got to be hte most unsaniturrrry places on earth!
Too bad those skid marks on their thigh didn't come from a thigh master.
If you gone burn, at least be firm!!
Clubs have got to be hte most unsaniturrrry places on earth!
No Name Jane
PREACH!!!
@ Anna,
Whodini had it right...the freaks (gorillas in the mist, predator, aliens, those things from The Village) come out at night...I suppose.
Madame Z
You aint never lied.
I know security be cracking when they be checking these hoes at the door.
I know security be cracking when they be checking these hoes at the door.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
If the Secuirty was female....but nuccas love that ish, ergo hence as to why these broads dress the way they do....
I swear, one day someone is gonna wonder onto this site, and find themselves being put on blast... and on that day......
Beyonce' will retire.
*ducks & runs from KJ*
Why does ol' girl in the black version have her knuckles on the table like an ape?
If the Secuirty was female....but nuccas love that ish, ergo hence as to why these broads dress the way they do....
D.A.
Your right. Men and their standards.
I would not touch these females with a ten foot pole.
They aint got no kind of friends. I am going to start calling these type of females Micheal Vicks in dresses cause they friends straight left them hanging.
SAY you STOOPID!!!
@ No Name,
I can only hope it's some of these women from 'the club' wandering onto this site and seeing themselves looking ri-damn-diculous!
@ Goliano,
Gorillas in the Mist man...she was an extra on the set?
I'm wrong for calling her that, but some of these women are rather haggard looking and beastly... 
*runs from room*
Why does ol' girl in the black version have her knuckles on the table like an ape?
Goliano
Mating Call Stance.
http://i255.photobucket.com/
albu...4zHP1_large.jpg
Check the rear...attack of the wonk-eye for the '99 and the '2000. I'm so afraid.
Mating Call Stance.
No Name Jane
DAMMIT SAY!!! You're on a roll!!!
http://i255.photobucket.com/albu...620/
5692119.jpg
It's Aunt Bootsie!
64 and still clubbin! MY IDOL!
(disclaimer: no underarm deodorant was used in the charring of Aunt Bootsie's underarm. that is simply an effect of hot-sweatedness and climate change)
I'm through.
disclaimer: no underarm deodorant was used in the charring of Aunt Bootsie's underarm. that is simply an effect of hot-sweatedness and climate change)
I'm through.
Madame Z
Thanks Madame...now ninjas gon' be blamin El Nino for their burnt crispiness!
I promise, no more today. I am officially slayed by ALL of these images.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albu...620/
5723067.jpg
Just say no to the neighbor's spaghetti.
I swear Go...that girl is possessed!
GO- That is her "sensual seduction" stare....
Isn't the real name of that song Sexual Eruption???
*gag*
Snoop is awful.
I swear Go...that girl is possessed!
No Name Jane |
The beesh looks crazy!
@ Goliano,
That woman looks like this thing:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/
aup...arkcrystal1.jpg
Anna Mae formerly Anon - I have another question..... Its important...
... Do you like Beyonce?
@ Goliano,
That woman looks like this thing:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/ aup...arkcrystal1.jpg
Madame Z
Someone start diggin my grave. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL Go Sat down KJ!!!
Be careful Anna Nichole... She'll get ya!
If the Secuirty was female....but nuccas love that ish, ergo hence as to why these broads dress the way they do....
D.A.
The do have female security but they are butch
LOL Go Sat down KJ!!!
Be careful Anna Nichole... She'll get ya!
No Name Jane |
lol..... what????? i gotta know if Ive found my Soul sistah
GO- That is her "sensual seduction" stare....
D.A.
If this is what she's tryin' to seduce, she's on the right track.
*floating up to be with my redeemer*
Im over here dying!
@ Goliano,
That woman looks like this thing:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/ aup...arkcrystal1.jpg
Madame Z
She wishes.
Ya'll have a blessed weekend. Watch out for
http://www.crimelibrary.com/grap...-Mist,-
book.jpg
when you head out to the club! 
Peace!
You snitches WISH you could look as lovely as most of the young ladies pictured.
No we WISH you would stop glitterfyin the world so we could all live happy peaceful non-blinded lives!!!
Mama Tina & Faye Dunaway. The resemblance is uncanny.
Thanks for casting the Creole my way before I leave for the day. 
Later MZ!
No we WISH you would stop glitterfyin the world so we could all live happy peaceful non-blinded lives!!!
No Name Jane
Funny....we recently rec'd an order for the following purchase on the Dereon website with the same name as yours.
http://www.dereon.com/nshop/prod...Footwear&
page=1
As I suspected...silence!
Noone can handle of wrath of Celestine.
Funny....we recently rec'd an order for the following purchase on the Dereon website with the same name as yours.
http://www.dereon.com/nshop/prod...rod...Footwear&
page=1
Mama Tina
Well I guess you just have a lot of "No Name Jane's" who are too ashamed to admit they have ordered your $hit.
They probably bought them to use as fire starters...
As I suspected...silence!
Noone can handle of wrath of Celestine.
Mama Tina |
Do you ever find youself waking up in a panic at night chokin on something long and wig-like???
Ha ha...you slay me....literally.
The flame from your breath would provide enough heat to light 1000 BBQ pits.
Do you ever find youself waking up in a panic at night chokin on something long and wig-like???
No Name Jane
Of course not...Mr. P doesn't have a hairy dook.
See... Something told me you would take it there... Imma politely suggest you keep Mr. P the fuck outta this.
Please.
Ha ha...you slay me....literally.
The flame from your breath would provide enough heat to light 1000 BBQ pits.
Mama Tina |
*grabbing some more funyons in hopes of shooin this annoying shit fly outta here*
I hope you're having fun INR.
... Do you like Beyonce?
Kris Janelle |
Ok. I went to lunch and came back to this question.........
You are going to make me throw my lunch back up. That is a big NO !!!!
Nothing against her, but she is not in my fab 5.
Nothing against her, but she is not in my fab 5.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
WOOHAAAA.....
Ok. I went to lunch and came back to this question.........
You are going to make me throw my lunch back up. That is a big NO !!!!
Nothing against her, but she is not in my fab 5.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
UGH...... Yall R AL:L: THE SAME...... I HATE MS... j/k...
Im bout to start recruiting.. AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH AN EYE FOR TRUE TALENT?????
See... Something told me you would take it there... Imma politely suggest you keep Mr. P the fuck outta this.
Please.
No Name Jane
I can't help it if he willingly comes down to the wig crypt.
Im about to go to http://www.beyonceworld.net and post MS on the message boards....
BBL
KJ.... you're best friend's mama is about to see her last light of day.
Im about to go to http://www.beyonceworld.net and post MS on the message boards....
BBL
Kris Janelle |
OH HELL NAW!!!! *grabbin KJ by her shoulder...get back here!*
KJ.... you're best friend's mama is about to see her last light of day.
No Name Jane
Dont mind Celestine..... She is pre-menopausal
Im bout to start recruiting.. AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH AN EYE FOR TRUE TALENT?????
Kris Janelle
You joking ?
You joking ?
Anna Nichole formally ANON
no Im not.. I Go hard when it comes to the Queen Bey
see.... they even made an example out of me for a term in UD
http://www.urbandictionary.com/
d...stanberry+juice
Im bout to start recruiting.. AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH AN EYE FOR TRUE TALENT?????
Kris Janelle
Krystal,
For your heroic effort in continuing to be a fan of my daughter, you will be gifted the following:
A Lifetime membership to www.welovebeyonce.com
A complimentary $10 gift certificate to the Mama Tina collection
And last but not least, a place on the pew at the Kingdom of WC Witnesses
you're best friend's mama is about to see her last light of day.
No Name Jane
Hit me with your best shot flame broiler
And last but not least, a place on the pew at the Kingdom of WC Witnesses
Mama Tina
WC???
Hit me with your best shot flame broiler
Mama Tina
Im sorry Say.....
That was HILLARIOUS...... This has to be jonsey
And last but not least, a place on the pew at the Kingdom of WC Witnesses
Mama Tina
See...even your stans don't give phluck about your riniky dink trinkets...
see.... they even made an example out of me for a term in UD
http://www.urbandictionary.com/ d...stanberry+juice
Kris Janelle | 06.27.08 - 4:00 pm | #
I am EXTRA MAD at that. I mean to each his own, just dont be trying to rub your royal BEENESS off on me.
Wig Crypt!!
How could you not know the sacred acronym??!!
I am EXTRA MAD at that. I mean to each his own, just dont be trying to rub your royal BEENESS off on me.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
OH U WILL ADMIT TO LIKING HER AT SOME POINT......
just dont be trying to rub your royal BEENESS off on me.
Anna Nichole formally ANON |
Wig Crypt!!
How could you not know the sacred acronym??!!
Mama Tina
Im sorry Mama Tina.... Im Au-nautural
OH U WILL ADMIT TO LIKING HER AT SOME POINT......
Kris Janelle
They all do!
*laughs like Debra Leevil*
Don't worry AN... you're with the majority 99.9% OF THE WORLD on your views of B
Don't worry AN... you're with the majority 99.9% OF THE WORLD on your views of B
No Name Jane
And I bet U can sing every word to Irreplaceable...
OH U WILL ADMIT TO LIKING HER AT SOME POINT......
Kris Janelle
They all do!
*laughs like Debra Leevil*
Mama Tina |
*pour a gakkib of glitter gel down MT's throak as she tosses her minidome back to laugh*
Funny....we recently rec'd an order for the following purchase on the Dereon website with the same name as yours.
http://www.dereon.com/nshop/prod...rod...Footwear&
page=1
Mama Tina | 06.27.08 - 3:38 pm | #
Why is there an Ad for Solo"s CD selling for $1.99???
Im sorry Mama Tina.... Im Au-nautural
Kris Janelle
So was B. Don't worry, we'll keep the lights on for you.
And I bet U can sing every word to Irreplaceable...
Kris Janelle
I DON'T credit her ditzy ass w/the catchiness of that song...THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
And I bet U can sing every word to Irreplaceable...
Kris Janelle
I DON'T credit her ditzy ass w/the catchiness of that song...THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
No Name Jane
EXCUSE YOU????? BOTTOM LINE IS HER POCKETS ARE STILL FAT FROM IT AND UR STILL SINGING EVERY WORD
And I bet U can sing every word to Irreplaceable...
Kris Janelle |
I shole......................... CAN'T !!!!!!!
*gallon...*
I guess my fangers weren't on the right keys...
Notice she didn't say whether or not she could Krystal.
EXCUSE YOU????? BOTTOM LINE IS HER POCKETS ARE STILL FAT FROM IT AND UR STILL SINGING EVERY WORD
Kris Janelle |
Her pockets ain't fat from ANY of my doin....
I shole......................... CAN'T !!!!!!!
Anna Nichole formally ANON
U need more people.....
EXCUSE YOU????? BOTTOM LINE IS HER POCKETS ARE STILL FAT FROM IT AND UR STILL SINGING EVERY WORD
Kris Janelle
In the shower, on the floor, in the closet, by the door
*bangs drums*
I'm phluckin Matt Damon!!
Notice she didn't say whether or not she could Krystal.
Mama Tina
Quit tryna get all close and intimate w/her callin her by her first name!!! She don't want you...aks her how many Miss [decreped] Tina pieces she has in her collection...
Notice she didn't say whether or not she could Krystal.
Mama Tina
Quit tryna get all close and intimate w/her callin her by her first name!!! She don't want you...aks her how many Miss [decreped] Tina pieces she has in her collection...
No Name Jane
Thats not even my name..... lmao.. I know this is INR... cause she is the only one calling me Krystal Juniper....... Lmao
*sitting in the corner observing the argument 7 channeling the Crocodile Hunter (RIP)*
Crikeys!!
look how the bey Stan is holding her own with the non-bey believers....
She's handling them with grace and the blog technique known as CAP LOCK and DROP it!!!
amazing!!
I knew it was her long time ago... when she called out my husband...dirty heffa!
U need more people.....
Kris Janelle |
Do midgets count as whole or half ?
LMAO @ u D.a.!!!!!
Crikeys!!
look how the bey Stan is holding her own with the non-bey believers....
She's handling them with grace and the blog technique known as CAP LOCK and DROP it!!!
amazing!!
D.A. |
I learned from the YBF Trolls...
U need more people.....
Kris Janelle |
Do midgets count as whole or half ?
Anna Nichole formally ANON |
Ask Mama Tina... that's who makes her shit she sells on t.v.
Do midgets count as whole or half ?
Anna Nichole formally ANON
They gotts be at least 4 feet to count....
I shole......................... CAN'T !!!!!!!
Anna Nichole formally ANON
U need more people.....
Kris Janelle
And more lace and glue...STAT!!
And more lace and glue...STAT!!
Mama Tina | 06.27.08 - 4:16 pm | #
U betta back up out my business. I use needle and thread.
I like Anna Nicole...she's fiesty...
U betta back up out my business. I use needle and thread.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
Anna Mae.... u good with me!
We bottle poppin, we...we bottle poppin...eh
Anna Mae.... u good with me!
Kris Janelle
Ok. Cause I am just saying she was all up in my scalp like she know me.
I like Anna Nicole...she's fiesty...
No Name Jane
Thank You
ran
dom.
KJ... whatcha doing this weekend???
KJ... whatcha doing this weekend???
No Name Jane
IDK.... Im gonna go find a cute lil something something for the MR Baby wipes me down (Terrance Howard) B-day party.. but other than that nothing planned... the BF wants to go to the movies to see wanted... but IDK if im into it like that.... I kinda just want to chill
What yall doing this weekend?
I wanna see it too... can I just go with him while you go party?
I think I'mma try and go with my hubbs to that too
I wish I was in LA this weekend..... Universal is having a private lake house party.... i know thats gonna be off the chains!
can I just go with him while you go party?
I think I'mma try and go with my hubbs to that too
No Name Jane
Go ahead.. Dont try nothing though...... Ur his "type"
We really have so much work on the house to do... we haven't done anything the last 3 weekends. I feel liek it's taking too long. But I have 2 b-day parties to take big girl to... and I have a deadline on monday for this design team project... who knows what I'll get done.... being off on Monday will help.
U betta back up out my business. I use needle and thread.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
Amateur!
I wouldn't even know what to do in the party atmosphere these days... I'd feel all outta place, but I still like to go TRY and have fun...
LMAO @ Mama Grizzly....
Amateur!
Mama Tina
Call me what you want, but I bet you wont catch me slipping walking around here with no edges.
I wouldn't even know what to do in the party atmosphere these days... I'd feel all outta place, but I still like to go TRY and have fun...
No Name Jane
Thats the joy of it.. U aint gotta do nothing....lol.... all you gotta do is buy ur first drink.... the bottles start flowing after that!
Thats the joy of it.. U aint gotta do nothing....lol.... all you gotta do is buy ur first drink.... the bottles start flowing after that!
Kris Janelle
I know what you mean. I have someone comng to visit me from out of state. I so dont feel like entertaining this weekend. I dont even want company.
That's it.... I'm takin the hubby out this weekend.....I'm puttin my foot down! We're gettin fly, and we're goin OUT.
*ahem* No any good places round here?....
*Know*
I can't spell either today!
I know what you mean. I have someone comng to visit me from out of state. I so dont feel like entertaining this weekend. I dont even want company.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
Seee...... Thats all u gotta do... dudes start getting free with the bottles after they see u got ur own....
I hate having company from out of state when u dont feel like entertaining
I'm takin the hubby out this weekend.....I'm puttin my foot down! We're gettin fly, and we're goin OUT.
*ahem* No any good places round here?....
No Name Jane
Sorry im not to Familiar with the N.O.
@ Say- Im sure mama Tina has tons of great ideas...... She is Creole!
I hate having company from out of state when u dont feel like entertaining
Kris Janelle
It would be different if their sole purpose was to spend the whole weekend under my ass.
I feel Ya
meant to say NOT....
i guess I am going to the Movies..... A beesh bettah get some dinner too!
How old are u anna?
BYE YALL>>> HAVE A SAFE WEEKEND!
28
By KJ
I wouldn't even know what to do in the party atmosphere these days... I'd feel all outta place, but I still like to go TRY and have fun...
No Name Jane
Lacefronts from the wigcyrpt provide confidence....google it baby.
Goodnight willette...
And AnnaNicole
And KJ!!! Hongry tail...
Have a nice weekend with the hubby No Name.
I wouldn't even know what to do in the party atmosphere these days... I'd feel all outta place, but I still like to go TRY and have fun...
No Name Jane
I hear the running man and leg warmers are making a comeback. Stock up!
I have NO trainings this week. Thank ya geezus!!!
Question....why come ya'll ain't tell me that Reuben's wife was in the Tip Drill video???!!!
why come ya'll ain't tell me that Reuben's wife was in the Tip Drill video???!!!
INR |
Say What??? I didnt know this either!
I read it on C+D over the weekend. They had the video link but I didn't feel like weeding through a bunch of thong embedded azzez to try and find her.
You see one tip drill, you've seen 'em all.
Did you go see Wanted this weekend? I caught it yesterday and LOVED it!!
I just heard this on the radio.
Ya'll remember Parris Bennet that was on AI? Why come she's knocked up @ 19? *sigh* The baby is due in October and the baby shower will be in August for any of you that may want to catch the Greyhound to attend.
Did you go see Wanted this weekend? I caught it yesterday and LOVED it!!
INR
Yup.. I liked it too.. We had to see it ghetto style though... lol.. by the time we came from dinner the movie was sold out so we bought 2 tickets to Get Smart and snuck in Wanted.... The BF didnt like it so much... he said it was slow and dragged on... He loved the action scenes though
Where ya'll sit if it was sold out? lol lol lol
Where ya'll sit if it was sold out? lol lol lol
INR
Right in the middle..... lol.. good seats.. We went to the ghetto theater.. so u know folk was lingering at the consession stand
bwahahahahahahahaha! Ya'll so negrofied. lol
I love going to the urban theathers for certain movies... the extra commentary is priceless!
Speakin of...there was this dude at the theater we went to that had us laughing more than the movie did. He would laugh at THE most random ish in the movie....like stuff that wasn't even funny. The bf and I and this couple sitting behind us were killin ourselves lol.
I cant waitto see Hancock though... Im sure thats gonna be good
me either
Recap of the BET Awards as told by Beyonceitis.com
Here's my recap:
8:00PM Usher opens the show with Love in the Club. Neither Beyonce, Lil' Wayne, or Usher's live singing voice are present. Each time the music slows down you think she's going to pop out from under the stage and dry hump Usher. She does not. I laugh at Beyonce stans for a good 10 minutes.
8:10PM - Jennifer Hudson and Terrance Howard presents Best Male R&B Artist. Beyonce DOES NOT come out and give Terrance a lapdance, or to give Jennifer Hudson an elbow to the mouth.
8:19: Young Jeezy performs. Kanye West comes out. Beyonce does not come out and say George Bush does not care about Creole people.
8:26: Keyshia's Cole's moms Frankie encourages us to vote for the Viewer's Choice Award. Beyonce and Tina do not swing by to pick up Frankie so she come come to the Knowles crib and get down on some of the pork rinds.
8:32: Keyshia Cole performs. Beyonce doesn't come out but that doesn't stop Keyshia from dropping down low and sweeping the floor with it.
8:36: In what could have been a very cool moment Nia Long, Morris Chestnut, Cuba Gooding Jr. have a mini-Boyz in the Hood reunion. Cuba comes out screaming, confused, sweaty and disoriented like your drunk uncle at the Labor Day cookout. Beyonce does not come to escort him off the stage and then do a scene from her heartwarming performance in "Fighting Temptations".
8:40PM: Ne-Yo comes out. And dances... with his microphone turned ON. WORD? Beyonce does not come out to console Usher who was probably in the audience crying.
9:00PM - Alicia Keys. En Vogue. Coko and SWV. TLC. What more can I say? CLASSIC! Beyonce DOES NOT COME OUT with Kelly, Michelle, nor any any of the other 83 former members of Destiny's Child, since Farrah could not get off her shift at TGI Friday's. After the performance Alicia stops by the Knowles compound to return Beyonce's Dreamgirls Cleopatra wig.
9:15PM - T-Pain brings out Big Boi, Ludacris, Flo Rida, DJ Khaled, Kool Moe Dee, Jesse Jackson, Aresnio Hall, Jaleel White, Don Cornelius, Sinbad, James Earl Jones, and Rick Ross. Beyonce does not pop out from under Rick Ross's left titty, to bust a verse on "I'm So Hood". Solange does not pop out from under the right titty singing "I Decided" with Baby Daniel on guitar.
9:47PM - Chris Brown performs. You see a female in the background and think it's Beyonce. It's Ciara. Chris and Ciara do what Beyonce and Usher were SUPPOSED to do. HAHAHAHA. Beyonce does not come out, look at Rihanna stick her hands down Chris Brown's pants and say "Look, bitch I got your man ho!"
9:58PM - The Al Green tribute starts. Beyonce does not come out singing "Love and Happiness" holding a boiling pot of grits. I weep.
10:15PM - Rihanna does "Take A Bow". Beyonce does not come out to give her a bucket so she can carry a tune. I guess all Rihanna haters were supposed to nut on themselves because she was able to sing while st
"since Farrah could not get off her shift at TGI Friday's"
DEAD!!!!
So I take it Creolecey was supposed to perform....lol
So I take it Creolecey was supposed to perform....lol
INR
It was a rumor heard on a message board.. no one had solid proof though
Did you go see Wanted this weekend? I caught it yesterday and LOVED it!!
INR |
booo!....i want to see 'wanted'!
hey folks!!!
You see one tip drill, you've seen 'em all.
INR
participating in or watching tip drills never gets old!...*makes it rain*
She's an honest woman now, she can't be bothered with such trivial things as the Debra Leevil Awards. lol
Did ya'll see on C+D that Fresh called it the EBT awards?! I was instantly DESTROYED!!!
participating in or watching tip drills never gets old!...*makes it rain*
diddy
With monopoly money...lol
participating in or watching tip drills never gets old!...*makes it rain*
diddy
Oh Pat........*smdh then waves*
Merning Yall! How was the weekend?? *going back up to read posts*
im changing my image yall....from now on im no longer 'diddy'....i'm the poster fomerly known as diddy or 'tpfkasd' for short.
With monopoly money...lol
Kris Janelle
Girl that's how I gets paid in my house for my performances! lol
*bends and gives 'em 20*
'tpfkasd' for short...opps i mean tpfkad
i'm the poster fomerly known as diddy or 'tpfkasd' for short.
tpfkasd
Can I just type random letters instead like this? adkjfakdf;akd;fnad
With monopoly money...lol
Kris Janelle
Girl that's how I gets paid in my house for my performances! lol
*bends and gives 'em 20*
INR
I guess its better than getting pennies thrown at your from the change jar...lol
With monopoly money...lol
Kris Janelle |
what?....im like the morton's salt motto....when i make it rain it pours!...*throws three 1dollar bills in KJ's direction*
Splenda aka Suga!!
what?....im like the morton's salt motto....when i make it rain it pours!...*throws three 1dollar bills in KJ's direction*
tpfkad
*Stuffs bills in my pocket*
$3????? ohhh u cheap!
I guess its better than getting pennies thrown at your from the change jar...lol
Kris Janelle
It is!! Plus if you get hot, you can take the bills and fan yourself. Try doin that with a penny....it's hard.
OK, that Beyoncitis wrap up was funny!
Hey Diddy or aksdfj whateva you are calling urself....
INR
KJ
George
& silent lurkers!
Can I just type random letters instead like this? adkjfakdf;akd;fnad
INR |
if you want you can still call me 'diddy'....u just have to put '' around it
You got more requirements than a home mortgage application
It is!! Plus if you get hot, you can take the bills and fan yourself. Try doin that with a penny....it's hard.
INR
I may have to take some of those to the club with me for when it gets hot
ahhh it's suga!!!!!!....u know i read last weeks comments...smh
Good Morning All !!!!
Hope everybody had a nice weekend.
I saw WANTED also, I dont know if it is just me,but Common is getting sexier and sexier each movie. *lol*
ahhh it's suga!!!!!!....u know i read last weeks comments...smh
tpfkad
@ Diddy - damnit! Well hell, I don't give a damn....like I said, its my own fault....
I saw WANTED also, I dont know if it is just me,but Common is getting sexier and sexier each movie. *lol*
Anna Nichole formally ANON
okay!!! I caught myself moaning everytime they showed him! lol
speakin of ruben studdard (i have know idea how to spell his name)....would yall marry him if you were single????
Good Morning All !!!!
Hope everybody had a nice weekend.
I saw WANTED also, I dont know if it is just me,but Common is getting sexier and sexier each movie. *lol*
Anna Nichole formally ANON
Hey Anna Mae!
I think common is a cutie, but IDK something is off about him...
Pat how was the MNG with Twiz?
Hi Suga!
.... I dont know if it is just me,but Common is getting sexier and sexier each movie. *lol*
Anna Nichole formally ANON
just you!.....*waves*...my name is tpfkad...have we met?
Umm, no to Ruben Studdard.....can't do the big boys.....
I think common is a cutie, but IDK something is off about him...
Kris Janelle
Yep, the fact that he ain't over in my bed is one thing I automatically think of.
What??!!
I think common is a cutie, but IDK something is off about him...
Kris Janelle |
Of couse you would think that. You like Beyonce. *lol*
speakin of ruben studdard (i have know idea how to spell his name)....would yall marry him if you were single????
tpfkad
i like "big" boys... but thats too big
Common is sexy for a short light skinned dude.....
Of couse you would think that. You like Beyonce. *lol*
Anna Nichole formally ANON
Oh Anna Mae.... I see why Ike made u Eat the Damn Cake!
Pat how was the MNG with Twiz?
INR |
what MnG....i got jilted....that's why im 'tpfkad'!!!!!
what MnG....i got jilted....that's why im 'tpfkad'!!!!!
tpfkad
oh so now u mad cause Twiz didnt meet up with u?
Oh Anna Mae.... I see why Ike made u Eat the Damn Cake!
Kris Janelle
*screams*
what MnG....i got jilted....that's why im 'tpfkad'!!!!!
tpfkad
Now will you believe me when I say the MNG will neva happen? lol
why yall discriminating against 'big' dudes????....that ain't right! bruce bruce needs love too
Shout out to Meik and her root canaled tooth!!!
why yall discriminating against 'big' dudes????....that ain't right! bruce bruce needs love too
tpfkad
I said I like em Big... not that big though.... there is no reason for your titties to be bigger than mine! Im just saying...
why yall discriminating against 'big' dudes????....that ain't right! bruce bruce needs love too
tpfkad
& he can get it too.....just not from me! Some girls like big dudes.....
bruce bruce needs love too
tpfkad
My first bf was big but Bruce Bruce is on a whole 'nother level of bigazzdome......I'm just sayin..........
oh so now u mad cause Twiz didnt meet up with u?
Kris Janelle |
naw...i just got my hopes and dreams dashed....*sniffles*...im good though...*takes a minute to get my face under control*
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Now will you believe me when I say the MNG will neva happen? lol
INR |
u might have a point...i can't even meet up with one MSer
Now will you believe me when I say the MNG will neva happen? lol
INR |
u might have a point...i can't even meet up with one MSer
tpfkad
Didnt u meet up with..... Oh never mind.....
dj khalid, rick ross and shawty low are bringing pot bellies into style....i see how all the women be on 'em in the videos.....*shakes head and eats a bag of chips*
dj khalid, rick ross and shawty low are bringing pot bellies into style....i see how all the women be on 'em in the videos.....*shakes head and eats a bag of chips*
tpfkad
See IMO... There is nothing wrong with a "baller gut" but when that gut turns into a county we got a problem...
u might have a point...i can't even meet up with one MSer
tpfkad
speakin of...weren't you coming to AR earlier this year? Hmph.....and you wonder why your tail got jilted! lol
Didnt u meet up with..... Oh never mind.....
Kris Janelle |
ha ha.......on the real, this same conference will be in Miami next April....lawd help me if NR and I have to hold the first MnG!!!
There is nothing wrong with a "baller gut" but when that gut turns into a county we got a problem...
Kris Janelle
baller gut...ctfu!
Since when do fat rolls have official names? lol lol lol
... There is nothing wrong with a "baller gut"...
Kris Janelle |
*Falls the fugg out*
Men with gust are gross to me, all that belly slappin up against me, blech....
*guts*
Men with gust are gross to me, all that belly slappin up against me, blech....
Jada
Thats why u make em hold ur legs up.... so u wont be forced to have all that belly slapping against u...
speakin of...weren't you coming to AR earlier this year? Hmph.....and you wonder why your tail got jilted! lol
INR |
yep...but, i never had a reason to go...err'time i headed down south, my bro-in-law would be back in memphis....imma still do it, but it's hard to schedule random trips to Armenia
it's hard to schedule random trips to Armenia
tpfkad
Don't hate! Watch, you'll be moving here in the next 5 years...mark my words. lol
Thats why u make em hold ur legs up.... so u wont be forced to have all that belly slapping against u...
Kris Janelle
LOL hellz naw!
Men with gust are gross to me, all that belly slappin up against me, blech....
Jada
Thats why u make em hold ur legs up.... so u wont be forced to have all that belly slapping against u...
Kris Janelle |
*visualizes KJ with legs in the air*... this is tooo much for me and my 'old' self...im gon to lunch!
@ Diddy - so how do you explain a m-n-g to the wifey? Just curious....do you say, "hey! Im bout to go link up with some ladies I chat with on-line..."
how does that go?
*visualizes KJ with legs in the air*... this is tooo much for me and my 'old' self...im gon to lunch!
tpfkad |
SMH...... U are my Grandpa....I swear... at least u held out till 11:50 today.. Good job!
im gon to lunch!
tpfkad
gone make that tapioka rain!
@ Diddy - so how do you explain a m-n-g to the wifey? Just curious....do you say, "hey! Im bout to go link up with some ladies I chat with on-line..."
how does that go?
Jada |
more or less....she's well aware of my time spent chatting with yall....and she knows i aint steppin out on her with some random person...plus, there are no motives for extras on my part...i just want to say wassup if im in town
my stomach is growling now....gone to lunch for sure!!!
more or less....she's well aware of my time spent chatting with yall....and she knows i aint steppin out on her with some random person...plus, there are no motives for extras on my part...i just want to say wassup if im in town
tpfkad
Just cause she know dont mean she like it.....
Just cause she know dont mean she like it.....
Kris Janelle
Hello! I think Id be a lil salty myself.....then again, I've been called selfish.....
Hello! I think Id be a lil salty myself.....then again, I've been called selfish.....
Jada
Shoot.. I know I would have to side eye his arse a couple of times.... My Bf knows I chat with yall.. but he dont know the site....and its majority women...
but I know I would be kinda mad if my man was talking about meeting some chick from the internet... thats just my opinion
but I know I would be kinda mad if my man was talking about meeting some chick from the internet... thats just my opinion
Kris Janelle
But what if he asked you to come along ? Nevermind because that sounds like some x-rated shit. Yeah I guess I would be upset also.
but I know I would be kinda mad if my man was talking about meeting some chick from the internet... thats just my opinion
Kris Janelle
I2I....
But what if he asked you to come along ? Nevermind because that sounds like some x-rated shit. Yeah I guess I would be upset also.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
Now that maybe different... If my head wasnt in the gutter.....
And that is one of the main issues I have with my man hanging with his girlfriends I dont know
Someone is running around hacking Black entertainment Websites
Someone is running around hacking Black entertainment Websites
Kris Janelle
I wonder if that's why I can't hear the live stream to this radio station I was listening to a minute ago.....
Now that maybe different... If my head wasnt in the gutter.....
And that is one of the main issues I have with my man hanging with his girlfriends I dont know
Kris Janelle
When I was in a relationship my boyfriend at the time did not have any friends in the area we lived in. So he would go online, and post ads seeking friends. I did not have a problem with that, but I did have a problem with him not telling these people men and women that he had a girlfriend at the time. That made me so upset.
@ KJ - okay hypothetical question.
What if your man asked you to come to the m-n-g. And all the chicks were attractive? Would you feel better if they were unattractive?
It's gettin deeper than supaheads cooch in here!
LOL my good male friend has a new girlfriend. I have nothing against her, I really don't know her, but for some reason whenever I see her I never remember her. Like I could see her two days in a row and the second day she could speak and I'll look in her face and still have no idea who she is! I know he thinks I do it on purpose.....
Serena wins in straight sets. Both are on to the quarter finals. Gonna be an All Williams Final, baby!
@ KJ - okay hypothetical question.
What if your man asked you to come to the m-n-g. And all the chicks were attractive? Would you feel better if they were unattractive?
Jada
I honestly dont care how attractive or unattractive they are... they are.....Now Jada.. U know my head is big so im gonna say no....lol
Anyway men usually cheat with a woman who is inferior to you. They usually do this because the woman they are with isnt making them feel manly enough and the chick who aint got no job, no car, 6 kids by 4 men is stroking their ego hard as hell...
the chick who aint got no job, no car, 6 kids by 4 men is stroking their ego hard as hell...
Kris Janelle
and their pied piper......
What?! Youi know I ain't lyin!
LOL @ KJ and her admittedly big head! You a mess!
Yeah, I spose you right about the cheating. Now that I think about the times I caught somebody....
Anyway men usually cheat with a woman who is inferior to you. They usually do this because the woman they are with isnt making them feel manly enough and the chick who aint got no job, no car, 6 kids by 4 men is stroking their ego hard as hell...
Kris Janelle |
Girl you aint never lied.
Did anyone catch Bridezilla's last night? I definitely see katrina mac being cheated on in the near future when old boy finally wakes up and realizes he married the wrong girl. lol
Did anyone catch Bridezilla's last night? I definitely see katrina mac being cheated on in the near future when old boy finally wakes up and realizes he married the wrong girl. lol
INR
I saw it. You know his family aint come on time cause they were hoping he wouldn't go through with it....
Hell I wouldn't have either. Would you want your son to end up with a girl like that? I would have kidnapped him. lol
Hell I wouldn't have either. Would you want your son to end up with a girl like that? I would have kidnapped him. lol
INR
they were sooo young... he was only 22 and she was 21
Women are only Bridezillas when they are spending a bunch of money they don't have. Platinum brides never have tude.....
Yeah, I spose you right about the cheating. Now that I think about the times I caught somebody....
Jada
Girl you aint never lied.
Anna Nichole formally ANON
Yup... My momma told me that.... i remeber when I caught my ex cheating... and the bEesh was U.G.L.Y..... I was like negro u passed up Veal for a banquet tv dinner...
Women are only Bridezillas when they are spending a bunch of money they don't have. Platinum brides never have tude.....
Jada
Yeah.. Thats MIA wedding was gorgeous..... Her ring was small though.... but I realized later in the show it was her daddy with the money not the hubby
Yeah they were young...way too young to be gettin married but that's just me.
Jada, you done hit the nail on the head!! Did you hear that spent $50K (supposedly) on that joint??!! You would have though they had invited 300 hundred people or something.The church wasn't even packed full...hell it wasn't even halfway full. lol
And the YT lady had me ready to pull my hair out. At least you could laugh at the other chicks but this lady took the cake talm'bout they don't fly economy but she wouldn't buy her kid a pair of $80 shoes.....beesh please!
im waiting on the bridezilla's for next week when the chick is chewing her fiance out cause they r flying coach... oh and this is her 2nd time getting married to the same dude.. comedy!
That yt lady is just mad cause her daughter look better than her.....
And the YT lady had me ready to pull my hair out. At least you could laugh at the other chicks but this lady took the cake talm'bout they don't fly economy but she wouldn't buy her kid a pair of $80 shoes.....beesh please!
INR
Wait that came on already?
Wait that came on already?
Kris Janelle
Only the first part, you know how they split the stories up....
Was that a wig that YT lady had on? It had a Barbie doll synthetic sheen to it. lol
POSTIE!
Was that a wig that YT lady had on? It had a Barbie doll synthetic sheen to it. lol
INR
mAybe she uses Aphage
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