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"Looking like a bloated Yasser Arafat."
*Chokes on grits and bacon*
It's too early for such visuals, Meik!!   
Goliano |
05.30.08 - 8:25 am | #
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Wooooowww... that's a lotta ass...... do men think that is sexy?
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05.30.08 - 8:30 am | #
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You and that damn Garbage Pail Kids Video!! lol
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05.30.08 - 9:11 am | #
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Wooooowww... that's a lotta ass...... do men think that is sexy?
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umm...no.
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 9:17 am | #
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Wooooowww... that's a lotta ass...... do men think that is sexy?
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umm...no.
lemme serve u up!
You DEFINITELY need more people! lol
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05.30.08 - 9:24 am | #
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Kim K is a whiney biotch! Have yall ever seen her fam's reality show? She really believes everyone in the world is jealous of her.
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05.30.08 - 9:43 am | #
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JR, I've saw one episode when her sisters gave some homeless dude in their neighborhood a makeover.
Their mama is kind of ummmm flighty...yeah that's it.
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05.30.08 - 9:46 am | #
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You DEFINITELY need more people! lol
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what??....well, lemme think...perhaps the AVERAGE dude does think that's sexy....i'll pass, but im far from average too *pops collar...does back flip and lands in splits underneath waterfall*.....hol' up...hol' up....wait a cot daym minute...that ish right there is geigh....that's right i said it....i don't do back flips, slpits, or dance around in BABY BLUE spanx (lol) with matching halter top like dat cheesy clip of the latest Fundue man(?) Matt aka 'i ate boris kodjoe' aka 'i also moonlight as a bodygaurd for steve harvey'......but im not hating
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05.30.08 - 9:55 am | #
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*pops collar...does back flip and lands in splits underneath waterfall*-PAT
That's some ish straight out of a Charlie Murphy True Hollywood Story!
http://video.search.yahoo.com/vi...&
vid=1290411637
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05.30.08 - 10:00 am | #
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why does one of my employees want to go home 'cause his face is 'splotchy'....MAN UP dude!...this aint the House of Diddy fashions....nooobody cares if you tried to pop a pimple and that ish looks like a volcano now.....geessh.
speaking of bitchassness...i was at the court yesterday and had the unfortunate chance to see some geigh thugs in the making....smh....yep, while waiting on my chance to run some younger cats where hooping on a smaller court when all of a sudden one of 'em starts windmilling like a girl on another....turns out they were only playing, but they were calling each other 'biatch' too much for my hetero ears....it was a gang of dem geigh bangers too....i feel sorry for u ladies.
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 10:03 am | #
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i feel sorry for u ladies.
lemme serve u up
bwahahahahahahahahaha!
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05.30.08 - 10:05 am | #
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dude with 'splotchy' face just stop by to say he's got an 11 oclock doctors appt. now.....he better have shingles or dats his azz!
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05.30.08 - 10:09 am | #
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meik....imma need my PnB on the rocks!
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 10:09 am | #
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dude with 'splotchy' face just stop by to say he's got an 11 oclock doctors appt. now.....he better have shingles or dats his azz!
lemme serve u up!
*giggles*
How long has he had it? Did it just appear overnight? Has his dumb @ss tried puttin some rubbing alchohol on it?
I got a feeling he is going to waste $20 on a co-pay.
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05.30.08 - 10:11 am | #
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It ain't nobody harldy at work today.
The row I sit on is empty with the exception of me and the admin. I hope it stays that way.
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05.30.08 - 10:12 am | #
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Does anybody watch So You Think You Can Dance and did yall see the fabolous young geigh dude from DC auditions last night that graduated from Julliard? OMG I was crackin up 
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05.30.08 - 10:25 am | #
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How long has he had it? Did it just appear overnight? Has his dumb @ss tried puttin some rubbing alchohol on it? - INR
who knows *shrugs*....i just get tired of these lame excuses...dude is a hypochondriac....
anyways....looks like it just me and you up in here today....soooooo, i drove thru Ark last weekend on my way to memphis...time for you to move...lol....j/k....on the real, my bro-in-law says the area around lil rock is nice...
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 10:26 am | #
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"You can't duplicate perfection!"
*blank stare*
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05.30.08 - 10:26 am | #
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JR?? Say??....what yall doing here *puts on shirt*....i thought it was just me and INR up in here!
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 10:27 am | #
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wait a cot daym minute...that ish right there is geigh....that's right i said it....i don't do back flips, slpits, or dance around in BABY BLUE spanx (lol) with matching halter top like dat cheesy clip of the latest Fundue man(?) Matt aka 'i ate boris kodjoe' aka 'i also moonlight as a bodygaurd for steve harvey'......but im not hating
lemme serve u up!
*DEAD* 
You watched it and you practiced it in the mirror... and you LOVED IT!!!

Prolly got that video in his favorites... *smh*
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05.30.08 - 10:28 am | #
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i drove thru Ark last weekend on my way to memphis...time for you to move...lol....j/k....on the real, my bro-in-law says the area around lil rock is nice...
lemme serve u up
It really is....maumelle, benton, conway (where I live). A lot of people commute to little rock from these places.
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05.30.08 - 10:29 am | #
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"You can't duplicate perfection!"
*blank stare*
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Kim's body is banging....maybe not perfect, but what more do you need????
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 10:29 am | #
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JR?? Say??....what yall doing here *puts on shirt*....i thought it was just me and INR up in here!
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Just nasky! 
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05.30.08 - 10:29 am | #
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Kim's body is banging....maybe not perfect, but what more do you need????
lemme serve u up
apparently extra large maxi @ss pads......
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05.30.08 - 10:30 am | #
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@ JR... I watched!!! But I had to put the kids to bed RIGHT when he was about to come on.... and then hubbyu put the dayum game on! :-(
That lil blonde skinny chick who had the baby and came back almost made me cry.... I guess I could relate (even tho she was hella sensitive).... but I am an emotional person, so, anyhow...
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05.30.08 - 10:31 am | #
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My new favorite song of the moment is Etselle's American Boy. I love this song!
JR |
05.30.08 - 10:31 am | #
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apparently extra large maxi @ss pads......
it's not right, but it's okay
***dead!!!!***
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05.30.08 - 10:32 am | #
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That lil blonde skinny chick who had the baby and came back almost made me cry.... I guess I could relate (even tho she was hella sensitive).... but I am an emotional person, so, anyhow...
Mrs. Parker | 05.30.08 - 10:31 am | #
How the hell did she get her body back super skinny like that? I was like she had a baby?!?
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05.30.08 - 10:33 am | #
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You watched it and you practiced it in the mirror... and you LOVED IT!!!
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lol...i did watch it...and now i can't get the image of those arm length gloves with extra fabric out of my head....that dude was geigh....baby blue????
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05.30.08 - 10:34 am | #
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#1... she was like 18 or 19 (that was one of my excuses)
#2.... she only gained 30-something pounds
#3... she had a teeny body to begin w/and she's a dancer....so she's hella lean.
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05.30.08 - 10:34 am | #
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that dude was geigh....baby blue????
lemme serve u up!
Yea... tassles, and zip up belly vests do NOT work! 
So.. diddy... being the ultra man's man that you are.... would you sport a dook sock for you woman?
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05.30.08 - 10:35 am | #
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What about ol' body who made it through who had his mama on his tee...that was sweet.
And the lil dude who got in at 15, but had to drop out (b/cof his age) and came back this year at 18... he was hella cut... and the judges said he was the best they had ever seen. LOL... after my hubby watched him, he started scootin across the floor and swangin his legs around Talmbout, "yeah... but he ain't got moves like thiiiissss!" Lord that's a funny man, my man...
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05.30.08 - 10:37 am | #
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Ok... so I guess I'm talkin to myself....
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05.30.08 - 10:38 am | #
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late night snack?
I'se Hongray | 05.30.08 - 1:48 am | #
OK... who the hell is this up in MS at 2 in the cot dayum mornin!!! 
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05.30.08 - 10:40 am | #
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Yeah they are gonna have some great dancers this year.
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05.30.08 - 10:40 am | #
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late night snack?
I'se Hongray | 05.30.08 - 1:48 am | #
OK... who the hell is this up in MS at 2 in the cot dayum mornin!!!
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GO I think.
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05.30.08 - 10:41 am | #
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So.. diddy... being the ultra man's man that you are.... would you sport a dook sock for you woman?
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funny u should ask....***confession alert***...back in our college days.....wifey and i were playing a game of strip poker....i was about to lose when i pulled out the last hand...in my exuberance, i jumped off the bed and did a little dance against the wall that wifey smill makes requests for to this day!...smh....but i digress...of course, i'd 'dance' for wifey!
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05.30.08 - 10:43 am | #
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im no lakers fan, but kobe is playing some great ball these days....a boston/lakers final would be great for the NBA!
shout out to K-Dubb...*pours out some of my tall white chocolate mocha*
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05.30.08 - 10:53 am | #
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I heard the bf hoopin and hollerin (and cussin) last night. I assumed he was watching the Lakers play. I tend to stay away unless I'm on the laptop an am too lazy to get up and go in the bedroom.
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05.30.08 - 10:55 am | #
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Awww naww, hell naww ya'll she done up and done it!!
Home of 50 Cent destroyed by fire
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/stor...ocal&
id=6174489
Ya'll know this ain't nobody but his baby mama pullin a left eye!
ROTFLMBAO!!!!
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05.30.08 - 10:59 am | #
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Home of 50 Cent destroyed by fire
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/stor...ocal& id=6174489
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that's DA FOOL right there....SMH...dayum!
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 11:03 am | #
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shout out to K-Dubb...*pours out some of my tall white chocolate mocha*
lemme serve u up!
NINJA IS YOU CRAZY?! *grabbin diddy's hand lickin on his fingers and catchin any mocha that may have wasted* You can't be wastin this delicatescent savory delight of a drink!!!
*sittin back from computer and sippin on my own luke warm white choc. mocha* 
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05.30.08 - 11:03 am | #
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a woman scorned will throw hot grits on you...then light yo house on fire....fo sheezy!
see that ish is the main reason all i do is e-flirt at best.....shiiid, i married a black woman and i know she will do some crazy ish to me, my car, or house if she feels in the least bit slighted.....*places order for flower delivery*
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05.30.08 - 11:06 am | #
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Ya'll know this ain't nobody but his baby mama pullin a left eye!
ROTFLMBAO!!!!
it's not right, but it's okay
That's the ol' "if I can't have it nobody can" mentality... 
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05.30.08 - 11:06 am | #
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that's DA FOOL right there....SMH...dayum!
lemme serve u up
She said if she can't live there, noone will! lol
That's some ish.
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05.30.08 - 11:07 am | #
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.....*places order for flower delivery*
lemme serve u up!
Scary arse... you remind me of ol' boy from "Why Did I Get Married"... lol....
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05.30.08 - 11:07 am | #
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i2i INR....
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05.30.08 - 11:08 am | #
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I'm just noticing this, but PAT they bootay in your gravi has no back pocket......just the outline of where the pocket should/used to be.
lol
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05.30.08 - 11:08 am | #
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i2i INR....
Mrs. Parker
OKAY!
Pat.....you betta be careful what you do Mrs. Pat.....no Sparkle.
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05.30.08 - 11:09 am | #
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*grabbin diddy's hand lickin on his fingers and catchin any mocha that may have wasted* You can't be wastin this delicatescent savory delight of a drink!!! - Say
*dips joy stick in starbucks cup.....taps say on shoulder*...looks like u missed a drop

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05.30.08 - 11:09 am | #
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Pat.....you betta be careful what you do Mrs. Pat.....no Sparkle.
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that cracks me up on so many levels!
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 11:11 am | #
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George says you missed some over his way too.......
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05.30.08 - 11:11 am | #
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That pocket jumped off those jeans and ran away...."I'm gettin the hell up outta here! I can't take bein skretched beyond my means!"
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05.30.08 - 11:11 am | #
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bwahahahahahahha
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05.30.08 - 11:12 am | #
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*dips joy stick in starbucks cup.....taps say on shoulder*...looks like u missed a drop
lemme serve u up!
*squinting*
I know what they say about what happens in cold water... I didn't know that applied to coffee too. 
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05.30.08 - 11:13 am | #
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That was a dook shot supreme!
You gone take that Pat??!!
*gets out the way*
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05.30.08 - 11:16 am | #
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HE ASKED FOR IT!
cock-eyed-ed instigator...

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05.30.08 - 11:17 am | #
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Low blow!
You know George can't see those!!
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05.30.08 - 11:19 am | #
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*squinting*
I know what they say about what happens in cold water... I didn't know that applied to coffee too.
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You gone take that Pat??!! - INR
not sitting down!
*stands up*....ok say...how does it look now?
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05.30.08 - 11:20 am | #
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*trying to not laugh*
umm... better?...
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05.30.08 - 11:22 am | #
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Low blow!
You know George can't see those!!
it's not right, but it's okay

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05.30.08 - 11:22 am | #
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oh well folks....off to a meeting. I'm hoping noone is in the mood to really talk so it will be short.
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05.30.08 - 11:25 am | #
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*trying to not laugh*
umm... better?...
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well, you're going to have to take it out of your mouf to get a better look at it...
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 11:27 am | #
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but i digress...of course, i'd 'dance' for wifey!
lemme serve u up!
That wasn't my question... would you sport a dook sock?
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05.30.08 - 11:28 am | #
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well, you're going to have to take it out of your mouf to get a better look at it...
lemme serve u up!
*jaw drops in horror*
U win. Uncle.
Nasty ass.
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05.30.08 - 11:29 am | #
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bye INR!
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 11:29 am | #
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yeah say...i give up too...lol!
as for the dook in sock question...i'd probably wouldn't wear one....dancing around don't isn't sexy to me, so i know i wouldn't be on bone...hell, i can't ponder how them dudes stay hard underneath that waterfall....shiiid, they musta got a shot of 'dook stay hard' for the shoot....
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05.30.08 - 11:34 am | #
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allrighty say...time for me to do the lunch thang....i'll check in later for some afernoon delight....uh i mean PnB!
lemme serve u up! |
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05.30.08 - 11:36 am | #
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later...
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05.30.08 - 11:40 am | #
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You tell 'em gurl!!
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