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HOLLA!!!!
booo.....twin, u've had enough first!
As a fellow Virginal Virgo, I too am DEEPLY offended!!!
THE NERVE!!!
LOVE YOU TOO, TWIN!!!
You can declare yourself a virgin again all you want but at the end of the day, your cherry is still popped.
the end.
You ain't no virgo!
do virgins every wish they had 'experienced' anyone else after marriage???
why reclaim ur virginal status???? i mean what would draw someone to that mindset???
Meik, don't make me take off this wig and fight you! I stan for August 30th!!
do virgins every wish they had 'experienced' anyone else after marriage???
why reclaim ur virginal status???? i mean what would draw someone to that mindset???
SHAZAM = pdiddy
They're ashamed.
The chick in the story had two kids by a dude, now he gone and she's worried if the next guy is gonna think she's a HOAR.
Univgurl:VV™ Gatekeeper
Meik, don't make me take off this wig and fight you! I stan for August 30th!!
I can't sing!!
Okay. Our records show that you haven't had your I.D. card laminated nor have you cited the V.V.™ pledge in front of a notary public.
And how in the hellz are you gonna claim to be a virgin again when you are walking around with two kids??!!
GTFOH!!
being viginal to me is more of a state of mind versus a reattached hymen....wishing my wife were a virgin back when we were dating was not going thru my head....hell, the bedroom is one place where im taking experience over hope!
I'll repeat....
Did I do something to offend somebody in here?
Say-rah....please stop overanalyzin and just have fun dear. 
Say, what IS you talkin?
Just tryna clear my conscience, that's all....
I like to know if I step on folks toes.
I'm cool...
I think I love my wife....
She pissed me off in that movie....
But she was good in She Hate Me (no Hillary Clinton)
Mrs.SayRah
i liked 'i think i love my wife'....chris rock is my favorite comedian....and this movie was on point!
This claiming to be a virgin again is highly ridiculous!!!!!
Damn idiots!!!!
This whole thing is so stupid but I'm over here LMBAO!
All these folks reclaiming their virginal status in their head and having surgery are a trip. I guarantee that when all these womenfolk are old and gray, layin in their deathbeds in their senile states while recalling their first bootay call won't remember a d@mn thing about their 2nd first time.
i liked 'i think i love my wife'....chris rock is my favorite comedian....and this movie was on point!
mrs.sayrah stan!
I think it was b/c I watched it right after I got married- and I was like.... That BATCH got the nerve to seduce somebody's husband! lol!
lol.... Ok I just read your moniker... I'm cool, really. No need to go there silly rabbit.
The chick in the story had two kids by a dude, now he gone and she's worried if the next guy is gonna think she's a HOAR.
Univgurl:VV™ Gatekeeper
lol....is she white or muslim????
Seriously, do these men inspect hymens?
Apparently, in Islamic women get this surgery done to prevent honor killikngs.
lol....is she white or muslim????
mrs.sayrah stan!
Penecostal
I would like to hear what Michelle "My Birth Canal Knows No Boundaries" Duggar take is on all of this.
***disclaimer***
before anyone gets any ideas...im not dawging muslims or any other religion.....cept scientology!
lol....is she white or muslim????
mrs.sayrah stan!
I'm pretty sure she's white.
Maybe that's what keeps men going back to SupaHead- maybe she keeps getting re-virgo-nized before she's get's with somebody.... So it's like each time he's the first! That's the only logical explanation!
***disclaimer***
before anyone gets any ideas...im not dawging muslims or any other religion.....cept scientology!
mrs.sayrah stan!
And if you did, it's okay cause it's HATER FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle's whole vagina has damn near collapsed, she can't buy or pray her virginity in no kind of way.
I would like to hear what Michelle "My Birth Canal Knows No Boundaries" Duggar take is on all of this.
it's not right, but it's okay |
*on the floor*
They'd have to take a skin-graphed (sp?) from her right thigh to replace her hyman!
^^^Yea, ok, my bad, that ish was nasty.
I'm gonna have to start giving public lectures on Virginal Virgoism™ because people are stealing my sh*t and it's very lucrative.
(And I won't even charge $5000 a pop.)
They'd have to take a skin-graphed (sp?) from her right thigh to replace her hyman!
Mrs.SayRah
I am out this joint for now....
need to get some work done......
BBL
Twin, I will give you the full sexy list when I get back....
for the moment how about
Michael Michelle
Peace Out Gail!
Ummm... Did I mention Boris Kodjoe? (sans The Gospel days)
um no.
I have to handle some stuff. I'll be back later yall prolly done ate and errything by time i get back so happy munching!
Michelle's whole vagina has damn near collapsed, she can't buy or pray her virginity in no kind of way.
Univgurl:VV™ Gatekeeper
D@mn those Quiverfull's!!
They'd have to take a skin-graphed (sp?) from her right thigh to replace her hyman!
Mrs.SayRah
There ain't enough skin on her body to make her ish skretch that far.
Twin, I will give you the full sexy list when I get back....
for the moment how about
Michael Michelle
Gorgeous Gail |
thx twin....she's pretty *hope she's not the type that don't want to get her hair messed up*....im wild like zoo....oo oo oo oo ah ah ah ah!....i'll be looking for the rest of that list!
Goin to get some work done... check ya'll later....
http://generallyawesome.com/phot...-is-chicken-
now
see u univ!....we'll be looking for that party n bullish post when u return!!!
i better heat up my pizza for lunch!
i caught erykah badu on vh1's soul stage last night....she's got a phat bootay like tracey ross! i see why andre 3000 and common couldn't just do features with her on tracks...she did a slow version of 'honey' that was on fire!
Is it safe to assume that she would be one on your list then?
@inr...that would be safe to assume...she seems connected with her inner being....and i know getting a woman relaxed is really the key *wink*
Erykah better watch out. She don't know 'bout Diddy....you will have her denouncing her non-virginal status as well.
Who wants their Cherry popped twice????? It was bad enough the first time... no thank u!
i didn't know badu was back on that virginal tip...her backside had me mesmorized last night....strange 'cause i neva noticed it hiding withing those curtains she used to wear all the time.
hey kj...it's lunch time and slow up in here at the moment
mmm...im eating some pizza now...it's a meat lovers so there's sausage, pepperoni, and ham on it plus, black olives and banana peppers.....yummy!
mmm...im eating some pizza now...it's a meat lovers so there's sausage, pepperoni, and ham on it plus, black olives and banana peppers.....yummy!
mrs.sayrah stan
mmmmm ur my new best friend minus the sausage...lol
I need to start getting these vacay packages together for the girls... but Im too lazy....
i can't share witcha....sorry! it's on thin crust too...my fave! no more deep dish or regular crust for the kid!
i can't share witcha....sorry! it's on thin crust too...my fave! no more deep dish or regular crust for the kid!
mrs.sayrah stan!
Whatever! I like thin cruct when dieting.... but Deep dish is my fav! Especially chicago style deep dish!
I need to start getting these vacay packages together for the girls... but Im too lazy....
KJ |
me and one of my homies have stopped trying to put together the 'fellas' trip....too many things be happening that cause us to buy all the tickets....end up sharing a room (boo)....and somebody pulling out at the last damn minute...ninjas be flakey nowadays.....i just be out...if you can make it cool...if not, i'll tell u all about it when i get back!
too much bread gettin' in the way on regular crust....deep dish is more like a meal....thin crust = a snack!
Pizza is not a snack.... My problem lately is everytime I order pizza I have to get a chciken strip side...lol... Im gonna be fat one day 
So where are u and ur boy's trying to go?
yall, im doing da fool at work today....i got me two 20 ounce cokes....ones full...i filled the other with regular rum, malibu coconut rum, and peach snapps....to be mixed later tonight at this poker spot....im riding duurrrty!
u know what... think im gonna try to get some folk to go to a last minute Miami trip with me.... That would be fun! Maybe end of March
Pizza is not a snack.... My problem lately is everytime I order pizza I have to get a chciken strip side...lol... Im gonna be fat one day
KJ |
damn gurl! say no to the strips!
yall, im doing da fool at work today....i got me two 20 ounce cokes....ones full...i filled the other with regular rum, malibu coconut rum, and peach snapps....to be mixed later tonight at this poker spot....im riding duurrrty!
mrs.sayrah stan!
:0 :0 :0 :0 ......ohhhhhh.. ur bad.....well at least ur not sneaking sipps at ur desk...lol
I would like to take this time out to say I am definitely not a virgin, and have no desire to be one....
I would like to take this time out to say I am definitely not a virgin, and have no desire to be one....
We know Freaky McNasty...lol
So where are u and ur boy's trying to go?
KJ |
las vegas (july), atlanta (spring), couples cruise (november)....and my ultimate 'neva going to happen while we still married'....trip to brazil (tbd)!
Hey Yall
We know Freaky McNasty...lol
KJ | 02.29.08 - 12:47 pm | #
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Hee Hee Hee... as long as everyone is clear about NR's position on the whole subject...
and my ultimate 'neva going to happen while we still married'....trip to brazil (tbd)!
mrs.sayrah stan!
Take ur Wife...U never know.... U might be able to get freaky (like ur fantasy)
:0 :0 :0 :0 ......ohhhhhh.. ur bad.....well at least ur not sneaking sipps at ur desk...lol
KJ |
i almost sipped the coke!
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I would like to take this time out to say I am definitely not a virgin, and have no desire to be one....
NR ♥ Hawaii Bound |
good!...i have no desire to be with a virgin!
Hey Jones
hey miss jones!!! *hugs like a long lost friend*
Ohhh have fun in Hawaii NR!!!!!!!! I know its gonna be beautiful!!!!! too bad its not probowl weekend....But i know ur gonna have fun anyway.. U taking ur son?
good!...i have no desire to be with a virgin!
mrs.sayrah stan! | 02.29.08 - 12:49 pm | #
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and I have no desire to be with a Mrs. Sayrah Stan.... *side-eyeing diddy*... no more calls... I am starting to become possessive with you...
Take ur Wife...U never know.... U might be able to get freaky (like ur fantasy)
KJ |
in order for that fantasy to come true...mr roarke and tattoo would have to greet us upon landing!
Ohhh have fun in Hawaii NR!!!!!!!! I know its gonna be beautiful!!!!! too bad its not probowl weekend....But i know ur gonna have fun anyway.. U taking ur son?
KJ | 02.29.08 - 12:51 pm | #
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Ummm KJ, if I was taking my son it would no longer be a vacation... kidding...
nope... my ex hubby will be here on Tuesday to play the part of daddy while I'm gone... LOLOLOLOLOL... good luck with that one... *SMH*
I am going to be in DC Sun-Tues and then I am in Hawaii Tues-Mon.... very busy week ahead...
and I have no desire to be with a Mrs. Sayrah Stan.... *side-eyeing diddy*... no more calls... I am starting to become possessive with you...
NR ♥ Hawaii Bound |
lol....im equal opportunity in blog land!
in order for that fantasy to come true...mr roarke and tattoo would have to greet us upon landing!
mrs.sayrah stan! | 02.29.08 - 12:52 pm | #
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*dead* and please don't revive me....
lol....im equal opportunity in blog land!
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 12:55 pm | #
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Okay guys... have a good weekend ... I'm out!!!!! Talk to ya'll in about a week.
mr roarke and tattoo would have to greet us upon landing!
mrs.sayrah stan!
WHO?!?!?!!?
have fun NR!!!!! come back with a tan and some stories for the ladies! *pictures for me*!!!!!
Bye NR.. Have a safe flight(s)
mr roarke and tattoo would have to greet us upon landing!
mrs.sayrah stan!
WHO?!?!?!!?
KJ |
don't tell me u were born after '84 right!?!
don't tell me u were born after '84 right!?!
ur name here ____ stan!
HELL NO 82
Okay guys... Byeeee...
Diddy, I will think about the picture thing... just don't tell Kevin... LOLOLOLOLOL
My Bf doesnt want a threesome..... he already had one... not with me..... but If he wanted one I wouldnt be opposed.. but there would most definetly be some rules..... like
1. He cant have sex with her
2. She cant give him oral
3. He BETTER NOT give her oral
4. He cant touch her.....
so basically all he could do is watch....
Oh also....
IM NOT EATING NO SNATCH!
HELL NO 82
KJ |
well, i guess they stopped running reruns of 'Fantasy Island' by the time u where watching tv....mr roarke and tattoo are legends!!!! what a great show that was.....im surprised no one has remade it on tv or in movies...hell, they brought 'knight rider' back!.....what cancelled shows would you like to see again!
OHHHHH fanstasy island... "The Plane. the Plane"
I want them to bring back 227..... that was my show!
@kj....what kind of 3some was that u described???...o girl must be showing up to serve drinks in a vickey blind folded with the lights off in your scenario....lol
ohhh forgot to mention...... after it happened we could never have any form of contact with her again
I got u Kasha! *man i keep more secrets than victoria up in this piece!*
@ Diddy - IDK.... Im a jealosu person.... i would hate for us to be getting it on and get jealous..... like what if he pays more attntion to her... or what if she is like superhead with her head game... we would end up fighting
ohhh forgot to mention...... after it happened we could never have any form of contact with her again
KJ |
all she did was turn the lights off....sheez!
Hey Ya'll
i wish they would bring back magnum p.i. that was a great show....magnum, huggins, TC, and the crew....that was a fun show!
Hey Ya'll
Miss Jones |
if you say 'hey ya'll' one more gain without a follow up, you'll be getting a call!!!
i wish they would bring back magnum p.i. that was a great show....magnum, huggins, TC, and the crew....that was a fun show!
ur name here ____ stan!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I wish they would bring back jem and the MIsfits... I used to love that show wehn I was 5
why'd magnum pi get the side eye???
i don't even know what jem and the misfits are....a cartoon???
if you say 'hey ya'll' one more gain without a follow up, you'll be getting a call!!!
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 1:08 pm | #
My Bad I was thinking of doing a roll call.
why'd magnum pi get the side eye???
i don't even know what jem and the misfits are....a cartoon???
ur name here ____ stan!
Cause my Grandma used to MAKE me watch Magnum pi, In the hEat of the night, Perry Mason, Murder She wrote and walker texas ranger..... I used to hate it!
My Bad I was thinking of doing a roll call.
Miss Jones |
*hangs up phone*....you were this close | |!!!
I've been reading around and I've found that NO man finds Kerry Washington attractive.
I swear K Dubb wrote a whole thesis why on YBF.
Univgurl | Homepage | 02.29.08 - 11:02 am | #
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It's because she's missing the top lip dip; and she has scary eyes. lol Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
In the hEat of the night, Perry Mason, Murder She wrote and walker texas ranger..... I used to hate it!
KJ |
magnum p.i. was cool, but 'in the heat of the night'.....hell to the naw!
wifey's mom be coming over for visits and will have the family room on lock if 'walker texas ranger' is on.....*swoons at the memory*
i don't even know what jem and the misfits are....a cartoon???
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 1:11 pm | #
Girl What I loved Jem
Ah, Jem! I could never decide whether I wanted to be one of the Holograms or one of the Mitfits. I thought the Misfits had cooler hair.
KDUBB!!! *gives a pound and one arm man hug*.....dawg, what's been up!
yeah my granny and my sister are like in a IN THE EHAT OF THE NIGHT cult..... They will tell u what the episode is about before it even comes on.... Im like well damn whats the point of watching it now
K DOUBLE D
WHERE YOU BEEN HIDING NINJA?
I FAILED ALL MY QUIZZES BECAUSE MY TEACHER DECIDED TO DIP AND NOT GIVE THE STUDENTS THEIR REFUND ON TUITION.
Ah, Jem! I could never decide whether I wanted to be one of the Holograms or one of the Mitfits. I thought the Misfits had cooler hair.
Miss Jones
yeah but the Holograms got all the boys!
Hi KDUBB
@kj....just thinging about 'in the heat of the night' makes me break out in sweat just thinking about being stuck at my aunt's with no AC just a fan on a hot summer day.....whew...im glad im grown and can watch myself!
I FAILED ALL MY QUIZZES BECAUSE MY TEACHER DECIDED TO DIP AND NOT GIVE THE STUDENTS THEIR REFUND ON TUITION.
Miss Jones
????????????? Girl u better get ur money.. that could be a law suit
Im going to lunch...peace
Who wants their Cherry popped twice????? It was bad enough the first time... no thank u!
KJ | 02.29.08 - 12:25 pm | #
Exactly! That's one experiance I care not to ever re-visit.
My Bf doesnt want a threesome..... he already had one... not with me..... but If he wanted one I wouldnt be opposed.. but there would most definetly be some rules..... like
1. He cant have sex with her
2. She cant give him oral
3. He BETTER NOT give her oral
4. He cant touch her.....
so basically all he could do is watch....
Oh also....
IM NOT EATING NO SNATCH!
KJ |
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@kj....what kind of 3some was that u described???...o girl must be showing up to serve drinks in a vickey blind folded with the lights off in your scenario....lol
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 1:04 pm | #
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ohhh forgot to mention...... after it happened we could never have any form of contact with her again
KJ
Diddyyyyy! *one arm hug like us brothas do* Chillin', had to take a break... but I'd still read, and diddy you's a fool mane! lol. What it be like Fam?
DUBBS!!!
DANG... I missed NRuh!
*man was that kdubb or what???? coulda been his spirit just giving us a tap on the shoulder for old times sake*
what was that afternoon show where the dude would get random audience memebers and claim to talk to a deceased family member???....that ish was fake!
Cince!!! *bows*
Hi KJ!
Diddyyyyy! *one arm hug like us brothas do* Chillin', had to take a break... but I'd still read, and diddy you's a fool mane! lol. What it be like Fam?
K Dubb |
LOL....dawg....i look at my 'what would dubb do' wrist ban for inspiration before every comment! *holds up lighter for kdubb*
Hey K Dubb!
what was that afternoon show where the dude would get random audience memebers and claim to talk to a deceased family member???....that ish was fake!
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 1:23 pm | #
Crossing Over?
Cause my Grandma used to MAKE me watch Magnum pi, In the hEat of the night, Perry Mason, Murder She wrote and walker texas ranger..... I used to hate it!
KJ | 02.29.08 - 1:13 pm | #
I remember watching In the Heat of the Night. I used to love Quantum Leap and McGuyver!
Back
Twin,
Here is the mini list:
-Nia Long
-Thandie Newton
-Tia and Tamera Mowry
Just to name a few --shoot I can't think of others after all I am female too.
I remember watching In the Heat of the Night. I used to love Quantum Leap and McGuyver!
JR is at work
Now THAT was the ish!.... My older cousins used to force me to watch Silk Stalkings...
yeah...McGuyver!....that dude could blast out of a locked vault with the bubble gum, a paper clip, and a half used can of aqua net!
@ GG... Yea... Nia Long is mad sexy....
LOL @ diddy! Yeah, but you like Peyton; you be readin' the play and then call an audible at the line. hahaha...
Hi JR!
@twin...that is a good list....i know its wrong, but that thandie newton scene in crash was titillating...*hangs head in shame*
Now THAT was the ish!.... My older cousins used to force me to watch Silk Stalkings...
Mrs.SayRah | 02.29.08 - 1:29 pm | #
Yeah I remember Silk Stalkings. My cousins used to make me watch Tales from The Darkside. Scared the crap out of me.
Tales from the Crypt???
And what was the Nickelodeon show... Are You Afraid of the Dark.... Shiiid I used to have to hide my eyes just from the intro for the show... When that doll popped up in the attic my stomach would turn.
Moonlighting with bruce willis and cybil shepard was the bomb!
BET needs to bring back Video Soul
Tales from the Crypt???
Mrs.SayRah | 02.29.08 - 1:35 pm | #
Uh uh. Tales from The Darkside, but it was like Tales from the Crypt.
SNICK was the bomb
Wonder Years was my show.
Those were the days of good quality tv.
I remember watching In the Heat of the Night. I used to love Quantum Leap and McGuyver!
JR is at work
I'll drink some kool-aid to that!
BET needs to bring back Video Soul
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 1:37 pm | #
Do you think Donnie Simpson would come back?
wonder years was good...'til fred savage grew up!
OOPS....
Those were the days of good quality tv.
JR is at work | 02.29.08 - 1:39 pm | #
This is the comment I'm lifting my kool-aid cup to...
wonder years was good...'til fred savage grew up!
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 1:42 pm | #
Yeah then I watched his lil brother in Boy Meets World.
@miss jones...it wouldn't be the same without donnie....women used to swoon for that grey eyed blair underwood lookin' sayin all the right thangs in a smooth voice cat.....but im not hatin'
Yeah then I watched his lil brother in Boy Meets World.
JR is at work
I always wanted a boyfriend so we could be like Corey & Tapanga...
@miss jones...it wouldn't be the same without donnie....women used to swoon for that grey eyed blair underwood lookin' sayin all the right thangs in a smooth voice cat.....but im not hatin'
ur name here ____ stan! | 02.29.08 - 1:44 pm | #
He's fat now!
we need some black shows brought back like 'a different world' with a different cast....cause jasmine guy's been looking like michael jackson's long lost twin sister lately...
He's fat now!
JR is at work | 02.29.08 - 1:45 pm | #
really....it's hard to stay in shape...remember that pick of the remaining H-Town members....lol...once the checks stop coming, the slim waist is the first thing to go.
Donnie is bloated cuz he eating good. That money still rolling in. He has his own radio morning show here in DC. You should see his house!
Well damn, Glow Tour tickets went on sale at noon today and the only tickets available now is on the lawn area of Nissan Pavillion! They better add a second show!
Donnie is bloated cuz he eating good. That money still rolling in. He has his own radio morning show here in DC. You should see his house!
JR is at work |
hmmm...u don't say...i forgot video soul was tapped in dc! donnie parlayed that gig into a radio show, huh....good for him
AND THEN THERE WERE 7
im waiting for a new post!
Anyone seen Beowolf? Just got it from Netflix and I hope it's good.
AND THEN THERE WERE 7
Gorgeous Gail
There you go! lol
im waiting for a new post!
ur name here ____ stan!
Your refresh wish has been granted....
Simple Simon met a hymen going to the store;
Said Simple Simon to the hymen "Let me touch it, whore!"
Said the hymen to Simple Simon "Show me first your peenie"
Said Simple Simon to the hymen "Babe, I've got a plenty!" [||]
GOLI!!!!!!
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