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First in the chow line!
I was really over here tryin to contain myself but I just hollered up in this building 'cause that girl would.not.budge from that plantiff's table!!! 
I wanted them to pan over to where Judge Judy sits 'cause I know she was gone!
I think that's the most serious case of shock I have ever seen. lol lol
Cedric d@mn sho ain't lyin!!
Back when I was a young buck I was in Nashville visiting my best friend. We had all gone out to this club and hadn't even made it in when a fight broke out in the parking lot. So we backed on up outta the way so we wouldn't get caught up in the crowd of folks watching/participating/whatever. As everything settled down we started making our way back to the door when this girl screamed and then folks broke off runnin. Well I look @ my bf and the other folks we were there with and we break out runnin too. Then my other homegirl just stops and bust out laughing talm'bout "What is we runnin fo'?"
After she caught up (cause I was still runnin), I answered her question. I ain't know but I d@mn sure wasn't about to stand around and find out. Hell them folks waan't not runnin for no reason. lol
Turns out, one of the guys that had been fighting earlier had said he was going to get his gun. That was reason enough for us to take our tails back to her apt.
CTFU!!!!!! That is soooooo TRUE! I wish a mutha would start running im right behind them! lol... That is so so true!
LMAO.....@ INR's story.... I have one similar back in college I had a friend that was alittle nieve... we were at a party and a fight broke out and someone had a gun.. my friend Antoinette started running so I did too.... my other friend was like "whats going on?".. my friend Antoinette was like "RUN BITCH RUN"! Funniest ish ever!
Shyt I remeber going to a party at Stanford... Okay when U hear Stanford u automatically assume rich white kids..... But lowKey Stanford is 2 mintues away from one of the worst ghettos in California.. East Palo Alto... Well anyway.. This big ass rapist van pulls up in the parking lot and out of no where some dude pops out the van with a big ass 12 gage shotgun (dont know if that was the make but im assuming) that looks like it could blow a suckas leg off in one shot... girl we not only gotin the car we DOVE in the car and my girl that was driving was trying to drive and duck all at the same time... We all made it out good...I was scared as hell though...
my friend Antoinette was like "RUN BITCH RUN"! KJ
ROTFLMBAO! I am over here cryin.....for real.
*screams*
Ya'll dove in like the Dukes of Hazzard!
I'm still cryin! lol lol
ROTFLMBAO! I am over here cryin.....for real.
it's not right, but it's okay
Shyt I Cry everytime I think about it! It was Hilarious! Later in the night we did our directors cut (thats what we call the session at the end of the night where u recap the events of the night) and we were all on the FLOOR in TEARS!
*screams*
Ya'll dove in like the Dukes of Hazzard!
I'm still cryin! lol lol
it's not right, but it's okay
GIRL YES HEAD FIRST! My firend Glory (yes thats her real name) was driving... she was crying ducking and driving... we were scared as shit!
What's really so funny is that I was like your naive friend during one circumstance. I was in my hometown during the holidays at the armory where a party was at.
To make a long story short, nukkas go the shootin up in that b*tch. My @ss is just standing up lookin....yes honey I said lookin! LMAO
One of my friends pulled me on the floor and hollered "Trick is you crazy, them real bullets!!!"" We eventually crawled into some stock room or something and waited it out.
It's not really that funny and I think I 'bout gave my mama a heart attack when I told her but I still ctfu when i think about it just because of what my friend said. lol lol
Morning negros...
*waves*
Hey half-negro!
What's really so funny is that I was like your naive friend during one circumstance. I was in my hometown during the holidays at the armory where a party was at.
inr
Thanks for the correct spelling.. u know I need Slymans or whatever its called.... there is no spell check on IE....lol....
Thats funny... its times like those u can think back and still laugh at the crazy ish!
You know what I mean?! lol
I want someone to interview that plantiff though. I want to know what was going through her head and why she thought her case was going to continue. lol
my friend Antoinette was like "RUN BITCH RUN"! KJ
My firend Glory (yes thats her real name) was driving... she was crying ducking and driving... we were scared as shit!
KJ |
Ok... I have a cramp in my side right now!!!
Hey half-negro!
it's not right, but it's okay
I want someone to interview that plantiff though. I want to know what was going through her head and why she thought her case was going to continue. lol
it's not right, but it's okay
Shyt probably used to it or thought it was something else... I woulda been gone... u notice the black chick in the front row stared to go under the seat like they teach u in grade school and quickly aborted that plan to head for the door...lol
I want someone to interview that plantiff though. I want to know what was going through her head and why she thought her case was going to continue. lol
it's not right, but it's okay
She mighta got scared and shat herself... and didn't wanna move and let anybody see the stains... 
Dang I wish I could see the videos. Yeah all it takes is one person to start running. I'm running too and asking questions later!
u notice the black chick in the front row stared to go under the seat like they teach u in grade school and quickly aborted that plan to head for the door...lol
KJ | 07.30.08 - 9:54 am | #
Oh nuh uh! Lord I wish I could see this junk!
u notice the black chick in the front row stared to go under the seat like they teach u in grade school and quickly aborted that plan to head for the door...lol
KJ
You better quit!! Now I gotta go back and watch. LMAO!!
OMG! She did!! lol I'm crying again.
You see the plaintiff's man friend was trying to get her to go but she kinda pushed him aside then the camera panned up. When it came back down, he was gone!!!
ROFLMAO..... WAIT.... COMEDY.... why did the black lady not only run.. but she broke through a whole crowd of people trying to get out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She was not playing!
Thanks Meik! Now I'll need two breaks this morning instead of just one!
This ish is two drops of pee funny!
*weeps....then tinkles*
Im watching the trailer to NY goes to hollywood.. straight HAM!
That's that pork for ya!
They have the full episode available.. but Id rather sit in the comfort of my own home so I can laugh my ass off ather funny looking ass
She mighta got scared and shat herself... and didn't wanna move and let anybody see the stains...
No Name Jane
I don't know but I really don't think she was scared. She kept standing up there stackin her papers though. lol
She kept standing up there stackin her papers though. lol
it's not right, but it's okay
UNacceptable!
I posted on my page this morning about my experience with the earthquake yesterday which was my first time ever. I think I'm moving back to Dallas. I'm still a lil' shook up! This video is really funny!
www.jhazzaisworld.wordpress.com
Dont be scared girl! It only happens once every blue moon.. trust me I'd rather be in a 30 sec earthquake than a tornado or hurricane anyday!
Good morning, Lovelies
Homegirl was not playing, she was like I am not moving till we reach a verdict F**k the earthquake, this
aint nothing. LOL
What's up MS'ers... 
Hey, ya'll!
KDubb had me in TEARS talking about how he was fired from his role as safety guide on his office's floor because when the fire alarms went off, he was the 3rd person out the building.
Dont be scared girl! It only happens once every blue moon.. trust me I'd rather be in a 30 sec earthquake than a tornado or hurricane anyday!
KJ
You sound just like the bf.
Hey, ya'll!
KDubb had me in TEARS talking about how he was fired from his role as safety guide on his office's floor because when the fire alarms went off, he was the 3rd person out the building.
Meik | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 10:50 am | #
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sounds like him...
KDubb had me in TEARS talking about how he was fired from his role as safety guide on his office's floor because when the fire alarms went off, he was the 3rd person out the building.
Meik
I don't blame him! It's either you and them and honey I promise I'm gone try my best not to let it be me!!
Hey NR and Fab!
NRuh!!!! *runs jumps and hugs*
Hey Meik, NR and Fab
My girl thats a dentist was in her office in the world trade center when the first plane crashed into the building and they had to carry a patient that was under down 15 flights of stairs... She said it was the scariest ish ever, but she knew they would have to carry a grown ass 200 pound man down those stairs or they would loose their lives.
^^^ My LORD!
The week before I started working here some bad storms came through. Everyone was tellin me how the tornado plans they had in place did not go as they thought and folks were runnin around here like chickens with their heads cut off.
Hmph, they would have been looking for me 'cause I would have been in the basement.
Good thing I wasn't an employee 'cause ummmmm ole boy may have got left!
Ugh CMAC got some idoits working for them. I wrote a check for my mortgage and put the right number anount down but when I wrote out the amount I left out a number, honest mistake. BUT if you are looking at my account and see the amount due and see the right number amount on the check but it was written out wrong why not call me and let me know of the mistake I made and get things correct instead of crediting my account with the wrong amount and making my payment late then charging me 12 bucks to pay the remainder over the phone!!!!!!!
Whoosaaa!
Good thing I wasn't an employee 'cause ummmmm ole boy may have got left!
it's not right, but it's okay
u know u aint right....lol
u know u aint right....lol
KJ
...but it's okay! lol
Hey Yall!
Crute pic KJ!!
Thanks.. I cant see it.. i know I changed it though... lol.. I was sitting heer bored playing with my webcam this morning...
Why does this post remind me of that episode of Seinfeld when Goerge ran over kids and old folks to get out of a burning apt!
Hey EVERYBODY.... *passing out hugs*
Why does this post remind me of that episode of Seinfeld when Goerge ran over kids and old folks to get out of a burning apt!
Jada |
SHYT I would too!... lol... the BF and I have already maped out a way to get out of the apartment if we were stuck in the bedroom.... lol... its real spidermanish...lol
I can see it now too! Cute!
Ya'll got webcams @ work?! I'm jealous!!
Why does this post remind me of that episode of Seinfeld when Goerge ran over kids and old folks to get out of a burning apt!
Jada | 07.30.08 - 11:06 am | #
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Now THAT was a funny episode!
the BF and I have already maped out a way to get out of the apartment if we were stuck in the bedroom.... lol... its real spidermanish...lol
KJ
Ummm, what??!! Can't ya'll just run to the door? LMAO!
Hey NR-uh!!!
INR!
SAY!
JR!
Howz erbody this morning?
Ya'll got webcams @ work?! I'm jealous!!
it's not right, but it's okay
Yup we do video conferencing every week with our colleagues in London
Ummm, what??!! Can't ya'll just run to the door? LMAO!
it's not right, but it's okay
Not if we are stuck in the bedroom.. the fire escape is off the living room window... we would have to jump from the bedroom window to the neighbors fire escape...lol
Oh that's cool! I suppose it' s just as well. If I want to see what someone looks like I can just call their pic up in our directory and look at them while we talk. lol
Not if we are stuck in the bedroom.. the fire escape is off the living room window... we would have to jump from the bedroom window to the neighbors fire escape...lol
KJ |
*weeps for super human powers*
Have you Obama supporters seen the email from the DSCC with Hillary in it titled "Our Commitment to Barack"?
Im sick of Diddy trying to stuff Cassies crappy music down our throat..
She still tryin to sing?
What a shame........
Im sick of Diddy trying to stuff Cassies crappy music down our throat..
KJ | 07.30.08 - 11:16 am | #
Both her and Rhi Rhi need to stick to modeling.
I'm just sick of Puffy and all his wack artists, period.
I'm just sick of Puffy and all his wack artists, period.
Jada
and his need to not wear condoms
Making the Band 1000 starts In August. Give it up Fluffy!
& now that damn Burger King is ramming Puffy down our throats!
INR - Who Dat man in yo Gravi?
who would want to work for him... he degrades EVERYBODY.... even his baby mama...
who would want to work for him... he degrades EVERYBODY.... even his baby mama...
NR ♥
Yeah Im good..... Im not down for being nobodies Bitch
who would want to work for him... he degrades EVERYBODY.... even his baby mama...
NR ♥ | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 11:24 am | #
Exactly! And why most of his male assistants look geigh?! You not fooling us Fluffy!
So.... I got my second installment of Proactive today.....
... and I must admit... MY skin has never looked this good!!!!!! Its so smooth and fresh looking!
So.... I got my second installment of Proactive today.....
They say that stuff is like crack for the skin. If you stop using it you'll have mad breakouts.....
INR - Who Dat man in yo Gravi?
Kris Janelle
That's Tron from the Chappelle Show.
He recommends that you always plead the FIF!!
Is Busta a fudge packer? I saw a post on Bossip about a convo Deelishus had with that dude who wrote hdidng in hip hop and she was asking him if Bussa Bus was geigh.
Exactly! And why most of his male assistants look geigh?! You not fooling us Fluffy!
JR
Perez Hilton said one of them was a tranny
http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-2...-loves-
trannies
Perez Hilton said one of them was a tranny
http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-2...-07-2...-loves-
trannies
1 more class to go!
YUIP!!!!!!!!! One is a tranny!
OK so my homegirl is working on earnig her hater stripes yall...
Perez Hilton said one of them was a tranny
http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-2...-07-2...-loves-
trannies
1 more class to go! | 07.30.08 - 11:29 am | #
Yep, the only reason I will be watching.
& I really hate that word, but I can't think of a better one.
OK so my homegirl is working on earnig her hater stripes yall...
Jada
What she do now?
The tranny even said it was a tranny on the commrecial...talking about they can make history together...
HOWUDOIN.....
OK so my homegirl is working on earnig her hater stripes yall...
Jada
spill it missy!
What she do now?
Kris Janelle
I tried to talk to her about my crush and she was like "who?" like she aint know who the hell I was talking about. & she is steady insinuating that he likes the chick she hooked him up with and not me...
I just need to stop talking to her arse....
Perez Hilton said one of them was a tranny
http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-2...-07-2...-loves-
trannies
1 more class to go! | 07.30.08 - 11:29 am | #
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I didn't even have to look at the link and already knew who you were talking about... I caught a glimpse of the show last night... I think my sister recorded... who knows.
I just need to stop talking to her arse....
Jada | 07.30.08 - 11:33 am | #
Just what I was about to say. At least don't talk to her about him. I think she may secretly like him.
make it so bad and maybe Im trippin, but this is a chick she goes to church with and only speaks to on Sunday! & she just met the chick cause she just started going to this church. I feel like her loyalty should be to me but its not.
Exactly! And why most of his male assistants look geigh?! You not fooling us Fluffy!
JR
wow...tell us how you really feel....lol!
morning/afternoon ladies!
um...earthquakes are not to be fugged with...they are very surreal!
Puffy aint Geigh!...Maxwell is!
Just what I was about to say. At least don't talk to her about him. I think she may secretly like him.
JR
Spoken like pro! Now get outta my head! lol
Patty Cake!!!!!
Maxwell is!
patrick
LIES LIES LIES!!!!
*puts hands over eyes*
with friends like Jada's who needs beyonce stans
Puffy aint Geigh!...Maxwell is!
patrick | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 11:35 am | #
*takes ponytail out of bun and slaps diddy with it*
BLASPHEMY!
I tried to talk to her about my crush and she was like "who?" like she aint know who the hell I was talking about. & she is steady insinuating that he likes the chick she hooked him up with and not me...
Jada
Okay... there are 2 ways to approach the situation... she may be trying to give u a heads up because she know for a fact that he and the other chick are getting close.... even though thats probably not what u want to hear u have to evaluate the situation from all sides....OR she may just trully be jealous and a hater... 1. Dont tell chick NONE of yall business cause all its doing is going from ur mouth to her ears and into the other chicks ears.... 2. ask for solid proff that he is feeling her... like "oh so do they hang out alot" and things like that but dont be obvious about it like u are begging for info cause ur not..... OR.... U could just let the shyt ride out, make ur position known and let it be what its gonna be....
Hey Diddy
Not to mention her and my other background singers had a bitch session about me. Now my homegirl only told me what the other chick said but I know she had her two cents.....
hi NR aka April '09 MnG buddy! *hugs*
Jada how long you been friends with her?
@ KJ - yeah I have considered that too. But my thing is as a friend. If you know that, then you should tell me straight up no chaser. Especially since you know I'm diggin dude.
Not to mention her and my other background singers had a bitch session about me. Now my homegirl only told me what the other chick said but I know she had her two cents.....
Jada
I'm goin to get my shank!
I've known her maybe 5 or 6 years. funny thing is when I met her I did not like her didn't want to be bothered, but she kept showing up at my house trying to be my friend so eventually I caved.
@ KJ - yeah I have considered that too. But my thing is as a friend. If you know that, then you should tell me straight up no chaser. Especially since you know I'm diggin dude.
Jada
Baby - Hate to say it... But if all this is going down and she aint saying shit... THAT AINT UR FRIEND!
I've known her maybe 5 or 6 years. funny thing is when I met her I did not like her didn't want to be bothered, but she kept showing up at my house trying to be my friend so eventually I caved.
Jada
You so nice
hi NR aka April '09 MnG buddy! *hugs*
patrick | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 11:38 am | #
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*marking my calendar*
Whoo Hoo... *singing like it is Christmas time* Patty Cake is coming to town....
*takes ponytail out of bun and slaps diddy with it*
BLASPHEMY!
JR
ouch *rubs face*....yo betta watch it....that lace front glue has been known to come off under stress!
Yeah. she gets the long handled spoon from now on. Sorry for the venting, back to your regular scheduled programming.
Its all good.. sometimes folk need to vent
I've known her maybe 5 or 6 years. funny thing is when I met her I did not like her didn't want to be bothered, but she kept showing up at my house trying to be my friend so eventually I caved.
Jada | 07.30.08 - 11:40 am | #
See that was a sign. God was tryna tell you something!
But she doesn't sound like a true friend more like a Hater.
See that was a sign. God was tryna tell you something!
But she doesn't sound like a true friend more like a Hater.
JR
Girl I really wonder.....I could be a bish and bring up how she spent 5gs on lipo and got all that belly back while she still making payments....
OK. I'm done. Damn. I didn't mean to take it there.
See that was a sign. God was tryna tell you something!
But she doesn't sound like a true friend more like a Hater.
JR
Maneater perhaps.....
*shrugs shoulders*
Girl I really wonder.....I could be a bish and bring up how she spent 5gs on lipo and got all that belly back while she still making payments....
Jada | 07.30.08 - 11:48 am | #
Damn
Who's still here.. I'm too lazy/busy to read back the comments... I had a boring arse mtg to go to... ugh.
Girl I really wonder.....I could be a bish and bring up how she spent 5gs on lipo and got all that belly back while she still making payments....
OK. I'm done. Damn. I didn't mean to take it there.
Jada
THAT SAYS IT ALL THERE!!!!!!!! She has a self esteem issue...... thats why she is a hater
Girl I really wonder.....I could be a bish and bring up how she spent 5gs on lipo and got all that belly back while she still making payments....
Jada
Hell no, LOL
THAT SAYS IT ALL THERE!!!!!!!! She has a self esteem issue...... thats why she is a hater
Kris Janelle
But she's a pretty girl though and acts very concieted! It don't match!
Girl I really wonder.....I could be a bish and bring up how she spent 5gs on lipo and got all that belly back while she still making payments....
Jada
Wow, lol
But she's a pretty girl though and acts very concieted! It don't match!
Jada
trust me no matter how pretty she is.. she is self conscience of that belly.. especially if she got lypo... and did payments... who in the hell finances ish like that.. thats retarded....
Who the hell gets lipo for their belly, just do some sit ups or buy an ab lounge or the bender ball!!
who in the hell finances ish like that.. thats retarded....
Kris Janelle
People with high hopes?
*shrugs shoulders*
She better watch Gilad ON Demand like me! His azz will work.that.belly.OUT!!
Yeah. she gets the long handled spoon from now on. Sorry for the venting, back to your regular scheduled programming.
Jada
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer....
***confession alert***....i read e. lynn harris' latest book 'just to good to be true'
Well, I say the doctor is a quack for even doing it. Any knowledgable dr. won't do that surgery unless you first loose weight because the chances of gaining it back are higher if you don't. Her dr. didn't even ask her to loose any weight first.
She better watch Gilad ON Demand like me! His azz will work.that.belly.OUT!!
it's not right, but it's okay
What channel does that come on??? Free on demand?
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer....
patrick
And haters in a chokehold!
I'm gonna take me a pilates class....
***confession alert***....i read e. lynn harris' latest book 'just to good to be true'
patrick
* SIDE EYE*
I knew something wasnt right....
I'm gonna take me a pilates class....
Jada
Now THAT works!!! and Spinning class!
***confession alert***....i read e. lynn harris' latest book 'just to good to be true'
patrick | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 11:59 am | #
*Staring at diddy REAL hard!* j/p I heard that book is not about DL geigh men.
She better watch Gilad...
it's not right, but it's okay
...hell to the knawl (the 'k' is silent JR)....not Gilad!!!!
Was is a good read, Diddy?
Now THAT works!!! and Spinning class!
No Name Jane
The bad thing about spinning is after about 6 months ur legs start looking like ur audidtioning for Gladiators
What channel does that come on??? Free on demand?
Kris Janelle
Yep! Under the Diet&Exercise for Discovery Health. There are 3 segments that he does. Two are about 10 minutes long and the other one is like 6 or 7 minutes. All 3 work that jelly!!
The bad thing about spinning is after about 6 months ur legs start looking like ur audidtioning for Gladiators
Kris Janelle | 07.30.08 - 12:02 pm | #
Oh yes!!! Just do it to burn the fat... then move to a light maintenance routine.... Spinning will melt the fat off of ya tho.
The bad thing about spinning is after about 6 months ur legs start looking like ur audidtioning for Gladiators
Kris Janelle
*note to self, pass on the spinning*
...hell to the knawl (the 'k' is silent JR)....not Gilad!!!!
patrick
Whatevery! His agin azz still has that touch honey! The proof is in the Jello puddin!!
I knew something wasnt right....
Kris Janelle
see JR's comment....anyway im comfortable with my sexuality *puts on chap stick*
see JR's comment....anyway im comfortable with my sexuality *puts on chap stick*
patrick
How many times do I have to tell you people. ITS LIP CHAP!
anyway im comfortable with my sexuality *puts on chap stick*
patrick | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 12:04 pm | #
Just as long as your lip gloss aint poppin!
Lunch!
see JR's comment....anyway im comfortable with my sexuality *puts on chap stick*
patrick
mmmkkkkk....... Has anyone told u ur lip gloss is poppin today?
J/k
Was is a good read, Diddy?
Jada
*shrugs* maybe....this one didn't have the main characters as DL men, but somehow e lynn worked in quite a few geigh situations i had to read about *pours bleach on eyes*
***confession alert***....i read e. lynn harris' latest book 'just to good to be true'
patrick | Homepage | 07.30.08 - 11:59 am |
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*giving pat the side eye and erasing the date on my calendar*
shrugs* maybe....this one didn't have the main characters as DL men, but somehow e lynn worked in quite a few geigh situations i had to read about *pours bleach on eyes*
patrick
i maygo get it.. but honestly... Black Authors dont have mme mentaly.... im about to read A thousand Splendid Suns... i just finished The Kite Runner....
Black Authors dont have mme mentaly.... im about to read A thousand Splendid Suns... i just finished The Kite Runner....
Kris Janelle
Sadly thats exactly how I feel. If I'm reading a black author its probably non-fiction. Unless its Toni Morrison or Octavia Butler.....
I HAVE A JOKE!!!
OK...
What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow???
How many times do I have to tell you people. ITS LIP CHAP!
Jada
what is chap stick...the brand?
ok...e lynn's main female character is a beutiful vixen....why'd she go down on this dude and comment that she knew she was giving some bomb head by the special way she moved her tongue......gross!...i know that was really e lynn talking about HIS technique!
see JR's comment....anyway im comfortable with my sexuality *puts on chap stick*
patrick
How many times do I have to tell you people. ITS LIP CHAP!
Jada
Either way....IT'S POPPIN!!! LOL
@ Diddy, LOL its a joke.
Octavia Butler.....
Jada
love her work cause Im a sci-fi type of chick..... did u know she is a hermit? She is from my town..
What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow???
No Name Jane
DINNER!!
@NR...i only read the cover
@KJ/Jada....i only read sci-fi....yep, im a nerd...wifey reads the books yall like though.
DID anyone read Eric Jerome Dickeys PLEASURE????????????
Im sorry that is exactly why I dont do black erotica..... Its absolutely disgusting!
DINNER!!
it's not right, but it's okay |
NO!!!
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What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow???
ANSWER:
*turns up skripper music & starts dancin to the melody*
"broww-chicka-brow-cowwww"
WHOOOO! This cracks me up!
love her work cause Im a sci-fi type of chick.....
Kris Janelle
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I hate those Zane & Eric Jerome Dickey books and all that "My Man's a Baller" type ish...
Its like Tyler Perry movie in print.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
patrick
Shut up! U cant be the only sci-fi geek up in hurr!
People think I’m smart because I speak in a robot voice
I phluck my nurse with my ever expanding coooooooooooock
"broww-chicka-brow-cowwww"
WHOOOO! This cracks me up!
No Name Jane
*blank stare*
Oh, Say....LOL
@NR...i only read the cover
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mmmmhmmmmm whatever dude... I am reached my quota of undercover brotha's..
Im sorry that is exactly why I dont do black erotica..... Its absolutely disgusting!
Kris Janelle
wifey's got it....is it that bad?
*can't be worse than Say-ruh's joke*
*blank stare*
Oh, Say....LOL
Jada
DIT-TOE
wifey's got it....is it that bad?
*can't be worse than Say-ruh's joke*
patrick
Its not a bad book..... BUT ITS EXTREmely nasty... instead of reading a novel I felt like I was watching porn in my mind....
What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow???
ANSWER:
*turns up skripper music & starts dancin to the melody*
"broww-chicka-brow-cowwww"
WHOOOO! This cracks me up!
No Name Jane | 07.30.08 - 12:17 pm |
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Did MS turn into Comic View... *SMH* HA!
I hate those Zane & Eric Jerome Dickey books and all that "My Man's a Baller" type ish...
Its like Tyler Perry movie in print.
Jada
*applause*....go on girl! *turns to neighbor*....that's my friend!
Awww dayum.... I gotta stand up for my e-friend....
*in my most fake voice*
Girl that was hilarious!!!!! *rolling eyes*
gone to get lunch....that's right...i'll be right back so don't go nowhere!
Im proud of u pat..... u almost held out till 12:30... U GO BOY!
Ok... it's hard to deliver it in type... but it's funny as hell in person!
HATERS!!!
I know I'm cheesey as hell.
I heard the joke on that Bravo show "Flippin' Out"... When the dude's asst told it, I fell off the couch laughing and my husband just stared at me like many of you are doing right now... then he laughed AT me. Whatever.
What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow???
No Name Jane
You been watch Flipping Out?
Thanks e-friend I know it's hard defending me sometimes... LOL
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What do you call a brown chicken and a brown cow???
No Name Jane
You been watch Flipping Out?
1 more class to go!
SEE!!! I knew I wasn't the only one! I LOVE that chick! She is so special the way she deals w/ol dude! But that corny joke just made my day yesterday... that and Wipeout. I choked on my grits and sausage like 3 times (ahem...we had breakfast for dinner last night, per Syd's request)
There are some good black authors but yeah the Gangsta crap was getting old
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