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Who wants me to feel on their booteeeee, boo-hoo teeeee, boo ooo oo oo teee?
*slaps self*
Wait, I'm not Pat!
*runs*
STOP.
NOW.
BEFORE.
I.
PISS.
ON.
YOU.
I mean myself.
I can't see the videos... but...
"I thought I tuned into Buckwheat guest hosting for Donnie Simpson on Video Soul."
..I really wish I could!!!
inr...imitation is the sincerest form of flattery....*said while feelin on yo booty...b-b-b-b- booti!*
fyi to Robert's defense team.
The "we all look alike" theory is not gonna work.
They don't even look like they have the same parents
I mean for real for real.....dude looks like ghost face killah .
Seriously....it's like comparing apples and avocados!
i neva saw the video....inr, send me your copies...hee hee
*shanks PAT*
thug life
His mama was buried with a $500 tombstone.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
What did they put her in, some Mummy Wrap cloth??
thug life
Mrs. Parker
2 B 1, ask 1.
damn....if R-uh can't read....it stands to reason that Carey can't either....smh....where were the parents????
i'm hood. yo.
im sooo hooooddddd!
where's twizz....im having relationship problems!
*ahem*
I mean... I'm not Twiz... but dawg. I could at least TRY and help...
They were just talking about Diddy but I wasn't listening closely. Let me rewind.
Mkay, so Robert and his brother have two different sperm donors.
Brother Kelly has not seen his since he was 5.
hey yall!!
say...this trip to Seattle is troubling me....i got a call out of the blue today from another lady in the aiport business that will be attending the conference next month...that makes 4 unsolicited calls from women that know im married and will be at this venue.....how do i juggle all of their expectations and remain faithful to my wife?
JUST KIDDING!!!
Kelly is the mama's last name.
There is an older brother that's 41 named Bruce.
Diddy...I knew that was b.s.
Hey D.A.! How's baby?
hey #1!!!...thx for clearing up that video on Menace 2 Society 
ayyyyyy, DA!
*side-eyeing #1 & texting Mrs. #1*
Girl, your husband is contemplating on cheating on us.......
Squeaky is fine...If only I could get her to sleep longer @ night....
D.A. you know you stupid for that one!
...If only I could get her to sleep longer @ night....
d.a. | 05.29.08 - 2:42 pm | #
Whooo.... yea, good luck w/that. When did your 1st start sleeping longer periods at night?
Diddy...I knew that was b.s.
Mrs. Parker |
the unsolicited calls are true....i mean today's call was rediculous...
*phone rings*....this is Patrick
woman #4: hi, im valerie xxxxx from L.A....i was told that you've implemented the space module in Indy and could provide insight.
Me: Yes....*i tell her what we did in Indy*
Woman #4: Will you be going to the conference in June?
Me: Yes, hold up...is this Valerie from D.C.'s conference in '06?
Woman: Yes!!!
Me:....*whoo lawdy!*
@say -i can't remember.... but it's only the 2nd week....
*side-eyeing #1 & texting Mrs. #1*
Girl, your husband is contemplating on cheating on us.......
d.a. |
sings 'you, me, and she'
Seriously....it's like comparing apples and avocados!
it's not right, but it's okay
Mmmmm..... apple pie and guacamole...
It's my conscience!
Hey!
@ D.A. Yea,... it may be a while before you get some good night sleep... Supe just started about a month ago (around 5 mos old) and he still has restless nights...
SMH @ diddy and his golden dook. That must be it since he has women from every area code tryna get at him *rolling my eyes*
Sorry but the azz gravis gots to go! I am at work trying to be incognegro, up on MS!
*thinkin to myself- that MUST be diddy!*
Do a Ctrl+F5, JR. Mine was supposed to change.
I see the faceless pillsbury doughboy...
Yeah, that's the one.
Sorry that was me... ya'll had me clearin out my cookies & ish...
say...i aint do nuttin' to these women 'cept for some polite convo....which is what they'll get in Seattle...hmph!
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Sorry but the azz gravis gots to go! I am at work trying to be incognegro, up on MS!
JR |
that's not me....who could it be???
ya'll had me clearin out my cookies & ish...
Mrs. Parker
Sounds like something Robert would do (or has done)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Anyone got lunch leftovers?
Sorry but the azz gravis gots to go! I am at work trying to be incognegro, up on MS!
JR |
*psst...i heard JR ain't got no job...she just frontin*
SMH @ diddy and his golden dook. That must be it since he has women from every area code tryna get at him *rolling my eyes*
Mrs. Parker
*channeling nate dog*
i got hoes...
in different area codes...
say...i aint do nuttin' to these women 'cept for some polite convo....which is what they'll get in Seattle...hmph!-PAT
I believe it too! I gots a feeling Mrs. PAT ain't the one to be messed with.
*barfs*....thx INR!
i got hoes...
in different area codes...
d.a
I believe it too! I gots a feeling Mrs. PAT ain't the one to be messed with.
it's not right, but it's okay |
chorus of black women: mmm hmm....u know that's right!...tell it gurl....he ain't goin no where *high fives all around*
okay the azz is gone!
*psst...i heard JR ain't got no job...she just frontin*
lemme serve u up! | Homepage | 05.29.08 - 2:53 pm | #
What-everrr diddy *flinging my pony tail over my shoulder to smack diddy in the face with it*
What-everrr diddy *flinging my pony tail over my shoulder to smack diddy in the face with it*
JR |
*dux*....dang girl...u knows im allergic to lace front glue....let my face break out before i hit up Seattle and it's on!
got hoes...
in different area codes...
d.a. |
Right on cue!
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I gots a feeling Mrs. PAT ain't the one to be messed with.
it's not right, but it's okay |
She prolly got Pat on a curfew...
let my face break out before i hit up Seattle and it's on!
lemme serve u up!
Ninja you ain't PRETTY!
Round here soundin like ursher...
new post!!!
*wiping slob from mouth*
ladies hurry!!
*dux*....dang girl...u knows im allergic to lace front glue....let my face break out before i hit up Seattle and it's on!
lemme serve u up! | Homepage | 05.29.08 - 2:57 pm | #
Ohhh you got jokes huh? Just wait till I see you at the M&G on Nevuary 13, 2012
new post!!!
*wiping slob from mouth*
ladies hurry!!
d.a. |
that's my cue to slow it down....im off to a meeting....don't break yalls neck!
I'm following PAT....
....i gots yo 'nevuary' JR.....right here *grabs unmentionables*
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