ROTFLOL!
Beijing York | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 9:54 am | #

Wasn't that a Woody Allen joke? He was a sperm waiting for deployment, and worried whether it might be oral or homosexual intercourse? Rather funny, it was.
Raphael Alexander | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 10:26 am | #

:LOL:

Raph: That was the final scene in Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask.
Chimera | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 1:42 pm | #

Can you imagine the terrible parenting I had given that my mother told this joke to her kids back in the 70's?

It was a sad tale, if I remember correctly; about an ambitious, hard-working spermatozoon (I think his name was Harold) who trained very hard for the "big day," only to be deployed during a blow job.

Tragic.
Ti-Guy | 03.13.08 - 5:59 pm | #

Well guys, I had never heard of this before, but now that RA mentioned Woody Allen, it seems to be ringing a bell.

I was wading through Facebook this morning trying to find all the messages that my email told me had been posted for me, and I stumbled upon this cartoon. Ha! Cracked me up.
JJ | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 7:44 pm | #

Ti-guy, it's not so bad. My mom taught me all the words to Barnacle Bill The Sailor.... It's me and the crew, we're here for a screw"...etc
And look how well I turned out!!!
JJ | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 7:46 pm | #

Let's forget Monty Python's ode to sperm.
Raphael Alexander | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 8:21 pm | #

"Every sperm is sacred..."

Don't laugh. There are people who wouldn't think that was so ridiculous...
JJ | Homepage | 03.13.08 - 9:50 pm | #

"...all the words to Barnacle Bill The Sailor..."

Where? Can you pub them? Or email them to me?

I'd love to add that to the repertoir for parties!
Chimera | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 3:33 pm | #

Ah, never mind, JJ. I found them.

Amazing what you can find on the Internet, eh?
Chimera | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 3:41 pm | #

Teh Googles are your friends
JJ | Homepage | 03.14.08 - 5:56 pm | #