document.write("<script language=\"javascript1.2\" type=\"text/javascript\">function emo_pop() {window.open('http://www.haloscan.com/commenthelp.php','Help','width=200,height=320,resizable=yes,scrollbars=yes');}</script><table width=\"97%\" align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"MainTable\">  <tr>    <td>    <div align=\"center\"><p>Bark!</p>    </div>    </td>  </tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70099\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=0f3617201b6107161c73c1d5254b73af&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />ROTFLOL!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Beijing York | <a href=\"http://resettlethis.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://resettlethis.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 03.13.08 - 9:54 am | <a href=\"#70099\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70103\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=55b314843dbdec62064ce9ddd5657287&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Wasn't that a Woody Allen joke? He was a sperm waiting for deployment, and worried whether it might be oral or homosexual intercourse? Rather funny, it was.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Raphael Alexander | <a href=\"http://unambig.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://unambig.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 03.13.08 - 10:26 am | <a href=\"#70103\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70116\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=85695ebba0768b4601360136134923bb&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />:LOL:<br><br>Raph:  That was the final scene in <i>Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask</i>.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Chimera | <a href=\"http://intothecavern.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://intothecavern.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 03.13.08 - 1:42 pm | <a href=\"#70116\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70129\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=df44420c4c3e23b39be546444bcdc286&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Can you imagine the terrible parenting I had given that my mother told this joke to her kids back in the 70's?<br><br>It was a sad tale, if I remember correctly; about an ambitious, hard-working spermatozoon (I think his name was Harold) who trained very hard for the \"big day,\" only to be deployed during a blow job.<br><br>Tragic.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Ti-Guy | 03.13.08 - 5:59 pm | <a href=\"#70129\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70137\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=43eff13179cd30a07c14c8703a738810&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Well guys, I had never heard of this before, but now that RA mentioned Woody Allen, it seems to be ringing a bell.<br><br>I was wading through Facebook this morning trying to find all the messages that my email told me had been posted for me, and I stumbled upon this cartoon.  Ha!  Cracked me up.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           JJ | <a href=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 03.13.08 - 7:44 pm | <a href=\"#70137\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70138\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=43eff13179cd30a07c14c8703a738810&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Ti-guy, it's not so bad.  My mom taught me all the words to Barnacle Bill The Sailor.... <i>It's me and the crew, we're here for a screw\"...etc</i>   <br>And look how well I turned out!!!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           JJ | <a href=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 03.13.08 - 7:46 pm | <a href=\"#70138\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70140\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=55b314843dbdec62064ce9ddd5657287&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Let's forget Monty Python's <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8\">ode to sperm</a>.<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Raphael Alexander | <a href=\"http://unambig.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://unambig.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 03.13.08 - 8:21 pm | <a href=\"#70140\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70149\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=43eff13179cd30a07c14c8703a738810&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><i>\"Every sperm is sacred...\"</i> <img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/lol.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br><br>Don't laugh.  There are people who wouldn't think that was so ridiculous...<br /><span class=\"byline\">           JJ | <a href=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 03.13.08 - 9:50 pm | <a href=\"#70149\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70210\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=85695ebba0768b4601360136134923bb&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" /><i>\"...all the words to Barnacle Bill The Sailor...\"</i><br><br>Where?  Can you pub them?  Or email them to me?<br><br>I'd love to add that to the repertoir for parties!<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Chimera | <a href=\"http://intothecavern.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://intothecavern.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 03.14.08 - 3:33 pm | <a href=\"#70210\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70211\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=85695ebba0768b4601360136134923bb&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Ah, never mind, JJ.  I found them.<br><br>Amazing what you can find on the Internet, eh?<br /><span class=\"byline\">           Chimera | <a href=\"http://intothecavern.blogspot.com/\" title=\"http://intothecavern.blogspot.com/\">Homepage</a> | 03.14.08 - 3:41 pm | <a href=\"#70211\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr><td class=\"MessageCell\">    <a name=\"70223\"></a>        <p><img src=\"http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=43eff13179cd30a07c14c8703a738810&amp;default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&amp;rating=PG&amp;size=28\" alt=\"Gravatar\" title=\"Gravatar\" style=\"padding: 1px; margin: 2px; float: right;\" class=\"gravatar\" />Teh Googles are your friends<img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/smileys/clin_oeil.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" width=\"15\" height=\"15\" /><br /><span class=\"byline\">           JJ | <a href=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\" title=\"http://unrepentantoldhippie.blogspot.com\">Homepage</a> | 03.14.08 - 5:56 pm | <a href=\"#70223\" title=\"Link to this comment\">#</a></span></p><hr /></td></tr><tr>    <td class=\"InputCell\">                  <br /><div style=\"margin: 0 auto; width: 125px;\"><a href=\"http://secretbuilders.com/ref?id=JSKIT\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"http://www.haloscan.com/images/secretbuilders.jpg\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" border=\"0\"/></a></div><br /><div id=\"newcomment\"></div><form method=\"post\" name=\"addComment\" action=\"http://www.haloscan.com/comments/unrepentantoldhippie/7360857696958515997/\" target=\"_self\">        <p>    Name: <br />          <input name=\"name\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Email:<br />          <input name=\"email\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          URL: <br />          <input name=\"url\" type=\"text\" size=\"38\" value=\"\" /><br />          Comment:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href=\"javascript:emo_pop()\" title=\"Smiley and tag help\" target=\"_self\">?</a>&nbsp;<br />          <textarea name=\"addMessage\" rows=\"12\" cols=\"38\"></textarea><br /><input type=\"checkbox\" name=\"subscribe\" id=\"subscribe\" value=\"1\" /><label for=\"subscribe\">Notify me of followup comments via email</label>        </p>        <p class=\"PSubmit\"><input name=\"submit\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Publish\" style=\"font-weight: bold;\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />&nbsp;<input name=\"previewMessage\" type=\"submit\" value=\"Preview\" class=\"SubmitButton\" />        </p>      <input type='hidden' name='user' value='unrepentantoldhippie' /><input type='hidden' name='comment' value='7360857696958515997' /></form>    </td></tr>  <tr>    <td><p align=\"center\">        Commenting by <a href=\"http://www.haloscan.com/\" target=\"_blank\">HaloScan</a></p>      </td>  </tr></table><img src=\"http://c5.statcounter.com/counter.php?sc_project=561713&amp;java=0&amp;security=01eeff58\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" /></body>");