If there's a merkin in your hedge row
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a hairpiece
For the May Queen
W.C. Varones | Homepage | 07.02.09 - 5:13 am | #

I LOVE Candle in the Wind!
Negocios Loucos | 07.02.09 - 7:48 am | #

Let me alone with Mr. Merkin. I want him for five minutes. My only tools will be a blowtorch and a pair of visegrips.

He'll disgorge a lot more than 310 million when I'm done with him.
anon | Homepage | 07.02.09 - 3:08 pm | #

Anon, I'm right there with ya...except for the illegal stuff.
Negocios Loucos | 07.02.09 - 7:26 pm | #