I have a penis. Do you have a penis?
Moonchild | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 2:16 pm | #

Anybody watching the Stanley cup playoffs?
Chad the Elder | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 2:36 pm | #

Anyone?
Chad the Elder | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 2:37 pm | #

Beuhler?
Chad the Elder | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 2:37 pm | #

I'm on to you wingnuts. You're using this open thread to communicate secret messages to the FBI, CIA, the Trilateral commission and the Rand Corporation. You can't fool me! You rightwingers with your blogs and your radio shows and your faces for radio (I'm a looker donchaknow) doing KKKarl Roves chickenhawk wet work. Prepare to reap the whirlwind chickenhawks cause i'm watching you, and I'm onto you proschlocketeurs! YEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!
Phoenix Woman | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 3:01 pm | #

Please stay on topic, Psycho Woman. The topic is hockey.
Chad the Elder | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 3:03 pm | #

Chad,

Ahem. The topic is: people who have a penis.
Hammerswing75 | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 3:04 pm | #

Phoenix Woman has a penis.
Sisyphus | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 3:05 pm | #

Bret Favre. Now, THAT'S a man with a penis.
Obnoxious Packer Guy | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 3:56 pm | #

When does the vegan potluck begin?
King Banaian | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 3:58 pm | #

Sisyphus neither knows nor cares whether Phoenix Woman has a penis.
M-Kat | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 4:17 pm | #

Oh, does she ever have one!

I'm still walking funny!
Ken Avidor | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 4:58 pm | #

Nothing to see here, folks.

Move along.
Agent Philpot | 05.30.08 - 5:00 pm | #

Did someone say potluck?

Mmmm.
Da Wege | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 6:03 pm | #

Hah! I can just imagine the sound of PhoenixWomans cohones slapping against Avidor's ass!

Bend over, fat boy!
Swiftee | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 6:07 pm | #

I love zuchinni.
King Banaian | Homepage | 05.30.08 - 6:32 pm | #

I have a zuchinni. Do you have a zucchini?
Moon Child | 05.30.08 - 9:35 pm | #

Have any of you wingnuts ever seen a movie called "The Boondock Saints"?

The characters have Latin phrases tattooed on their hands, which I can read, but you cannot.

Because I'm a lawyer, and you're not.

Ipso Facto and good day to you!
Spot | 05.30.08 - 11:17 pm | #

Who cares about hockey? Bettman?

I'm fixin' to pass y'all on the haaah sahhhd. Jus' don't bump draft my ass up into the marbles.
Jeff Hammond | 05.31.08 - 3:37 pm | #

For you fellers out there dreading the release of that "Sex and the City" movie, look on the bright side. There will be so much female bonding going on that the menstrual cycles of said wimmin will align, making accurate PMS avoidance easy for a while.
Dr. Phil | 05.31.08 - 3:50 pm | #

I'll be hosting a private screening of my entire body (wink, wink) of work at Learned Foot's house next Thursday. All posters are invited.

Anyone who can guess how many tattoos I have gets to rub my pregnant belly.
Jessica Alba | 05.31.08 - 3:58 pm | #

Hi! I'm knot Eva, but I ike her blerg! RED HERR BLOG!
Not Eva | Homepage | 06.02.08 - 2:15 pm | #