My poor showing this year is kind of a whack to the ego.
Just another sign of how our democratic process has suffered under the half-assed rule of Andy Applecowski
Have you seen my ass? Its amazing! Or so I am told. Wait, what?
Obviously Atomizer has figured out that he could win this thing if he just votes from bars with WiFi. Wow, 40 bars in one night, he's behind his usual nightly pace.
I think we may want to award his liver with the MOB Medal of Honor.
I stand by my record as MOB Mayer. Under my leadership we have been the same autonimouse band of losers sitting in our basements in tighty whities ranting on about illegals, RINOs, and salad poop. If there is anything to blame for the state of the MOB being what it is, it is the MOB Congress told me I could not send certain MOBsters to our super secret disclosed detention center for Evaboarding with out first getting them to amend the Constitution.
I have ignored their subpenises, and have so far avoided being inpeaches. Obviously there are envyous of my dogs, ability to not care what so ever how to speel wordz, and my many many fun extracouricular hobbies that they soooo badly want to be invited to. Cabin, boat, heavy equipment, not to mention how I am the ultimate wing man as the MOB's most eligible bachelor.
Yes, so if anything, my administaycian has been held back, and if releected, I will rule the MOB with an Iron (Maiden) fist.... gripped around a big old glass of Jack Daniels.
If reelected, I will.....
CRAP! Glass is empty...........
on the 3rd day of polling at 10:00 this morning we had these results:
Atomizer 46
Baiaiaiai 42
Tracy Eberly 42
Bobo 41
Now 12 hours later we have this:
Baiaiaiaia 71
Atomizer 64
Tracy eberly 46
Bobo 42
King and the gin-master had 40 votes in 3 days then picked up 30 in 12 hours?
I smell irregularities in the process.
I smell fraud
I think I see chads on the floor!
I demand the votes be recounted over and over until Algore wins.
Thank gOD for Alito and Roberts, I got this one in the bag.
Damn it! Glass is empty again. Where's beer wench when you need her?
Sequel,
Having been completely away from any computer during the 12 hours in question for most of that time (trick or treating, sleeping, guitar heroing, etc.), and when I was on a computer doing nonelection stuff like that huge Harry Potter post you didn't read as well as, um, work, aaaaand adding to that that there's no way in pollhost to "pump" votes, forgive me if I say that you sound like a typical DU droog.
OTOH, when I see comments like this:
Just voted from the laptop; that's number three.
The Douche ticket certainly has the Irish vote wrapped up.
john wayne of minnesota
http://www.haloscan.com/comments...6568408/
#184394
...I pause to consider who's pulling stunts and ought to get kicked out of the race.
A few of items:
*Home and work is standard MOB voting practice.
*I did read the wizard post and liked it.
*It's a fuckin joke
*Who you callin droog? I might take it from Joe Tucci or DEMENTEE, those guys are scary.
Sorry,
The integrity of the MOB electoral system relies on agressive posturing.
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