Bacon Haiku

Just so that you know
Bacon is God's Currency
Can't wait til pay day

Foods that owe bacon?
Water chestnuts, tomatoes
To name a couple

Homer likes donuts
Me, there is nothing bacon
Can not cure or solve


Gravatar Millions starve in Chad
U.S. sends food aid of Spam
Millions starve in Chad

That's not actually my haiku, but it remains one of my all-time faves.


Gravatar Curious.

When will Bacon appear in Fleen?

Rediculous!

Write my blog for me.


Gravatar I'm going to go out on a limb and guess "rocket" refers to roquette arugula in this case. Because I don't think it would taste very good even with bacon included if the other kind of rocket was used.




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