When I start my new job come June,
Which is going to come rather soon
Mayo Clinic, I fear
Has Web rules out the rear
I'll only be blogging during a new moon.
Limericks are hard
Lazy bloggers hate hard things
So does Mary-Paw
There was a man from Madagascar
He worked on a pit crew at NASCAR
While changing a tire
The car caught on fire
And boy did that blast throw his ass far
Every day on my ThunderJournal
I fought the battle eternal
Against dumb internet pap,
But I've tired of all the crap,
Now I'd rather go stick my face in a urinal.
Today I took Lugnut to the vet
A truck ride he will surely regret
The mission was for a neuter
He’s no longer a suitor
Lugnut lost his balls at the vet
Your doggy tale reads rather smug
You're naught but a testicle thug
The poor dog roams the halls
Now bereft of his balls
Now everyone just calls his name "Lug."
There once was a place called the 'net
Where all the political creeps met
To bitch and to lie
And wish their opponents would die
Accomplishing nothing but making themselves wet.
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Oh yeah.. this is a family blog, isn't it?
There once was a young girl named Eva..
Who blogged like a liberal diva..
rediculous you say, curious as it may,
Read my blog.
Andy took his dog for an "adjustment",
Snipping the pup's nuts was the resultant,
Though it sounds sad,
It's not really so bad,
Now he can call himself a Consultant!
Though the limericks up here to date,
Offer testicle snipping and hate,
This one sneaks in to get
What the priors omit:
"Vote for bacon, the best candidate!"
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