You better alert Magaret about the Hawaiian shirt thing. Strombo has worn the same shirt the last three weeks, and it is getting kinda pathetic.
I think since he has had his encounter with "dumbshititis" he has been stuck in a rut and hasn't changed clothes or bathed himself yet.
We wouldn't want any newbies to confuse him with "the sis". For crying out loud, the man is using a walker at his age.
We have a reputation or something to uphold in this here MOB, and stuff.
Signed,
The honorababable AAA,
MOB Mayor
"At least one of the Night Writer's daughters is now 18 years old. Therefore, while you may safely hit on her, please ascertain which of the two is the legal one first, to avoid bodily injury."
(Source: The Kool-Aid Report).
Legal or otherwise, I don't encourage "hitting on" my daughters. The "legal" one, however, is safe* because Kevin will surely be there with his harpoon and after only winging Strommie in the foot in his last attempt, will be looking to make amends by skewering anyone who tries to get close to the Mall Diva (when he himself is not trying to buy her a beer, that is).
(* Source - Arthur Dent, THHGTTG: "This is obviously some new use of the word safe with which I am not familiar.")
As for the other daughter, after nearly two years of Tae Kwan Do, she's liable to hit back. Your call.
Finally, regarding nobody wanting to talk to me or to Notorious B.I.L., I think what Foot really means is HE doesn't want anyone talking to us for fear that we may divulge certain privileged information regarding Foot, a top bunk, the lack of a vinyl liner and why the boys at Camp called him "Rainman." Really, we shouldn't say any more - at least until someone has bought us a few beers.
I don't camp.
"I don't camp." . . . . because KMart sucks . . . and he;d miss Wopner!
Flash
Flash,
Someone who writes like you do should never, ever, take jabs at my intellectual game.
You aren't that intimidated are you?!? *laughing*
Flash
Every time Mitch Berg says "ladies and gentlemen," take a drink.
Sigh. Yeah, you're prolly right.
When you start out doing talk radio, you TRY to avoid using the standard verbal crutches people use to cover for the fact that their mind isn't keeping up with their mouth, like "Y'know" or "Ummmmm", which are DEADLY on the air.
If you're good, you just don't use any.
If you're - well, an amateur who does it all for fun, you transfer to different crutches. Like "ladies and gentlemen" or "gosh darn" or, if you're Strom, "HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH".
I plead guilty. But happy drinking anyway. I figure some hot, 34+ single chick might read this, get REALLY hammered, and come the the party as a result.
"(Source: The Kool-Aid Report)"
What is this "source" of which you speak?
It confuses and frightens me.
Mitch,
You don't need to get them hammered. All it takes to woo the ladies is a little Iron Maiden karaoke...
Another great drinking game is to take a swig of beer after every time Twins announcer Bert Blyleven says "..at the Major League level."
In fact, they'll probably have the Twins game on the tube tonight at Keegan's (starts at 6:10 pm). Someone will have to be carried out of there by 7-7:30 if they play that particular drinking game. Could be entertaining!
David won't be wearing a hawaiian shirt at the festivities because he won't be there at all. Alas, we are out of town.
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