I'll take an iPoop shirt please.

Make it 3.
LearnedFoot | 05.14.08 - 8:42 am | #

Off to Joann Fabrics for black tee fabric and thread...
Iron Matron | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 9:08 am | #

Any chance of getting KAR tee-shirts featuring the photo at the top of your Comments page in time for the State Fair?
Night Writer | Homepage | 05.14.08 - 12:53 pm | #

You forgot anal leakage in the disclaimer. I'm auditioning for the editing job.
Dryheave | 05.14.08 - 10:43 pm | #

DH: I figured Cleveland Steamers covered anal discharge.

I copied that verbatim (except for the steamer) from a Prozac side effects page (can't find the link now, dammit).
Iron Matron | Homepage | 05.15.08 - 9:38 am | #

Voluntary vs. involuntary. I'm ashamed of myself for splitting hairs over this.
Dryheave | 05.18.08 - 7:43 pm | #

No worries, Dryheave - it smells the same either way.
Iron Matron | Homepage | 05.18.08 - 9:06 pm | #