Whoa Daddy! What a find you are! This list ROCKS!! I especially love the idea of milk chocolate birth control. (although I'm kind of partial to the bitter sweet variety!)

Thanks so much for the linkage. I've done likewise. Hey, let's be friends...
Last Girl On Earth | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 10:38 am | #

FUNNY!
I like the Queer Eye one...I HATE that show...so NOT nessesary..
kitten | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 12:49 pm | #

brilliant ideas. Are you a millionaire yet?
missk2 | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 1:39 pm | #

just. fucking. brilliant.
Freedom Girl | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 1:48 pm | #

Last Girl on Earth, You got it! Rock ON witcho bad sef!

Thanks Kitten, I'd love for them to get some guy like ME for one of their shows..."and chaos ensues...."

Missk2, YOU WISH!! (come to think of it, I wish too, lol) If I ever do get rich, I will throw the biggest party, all expenses paid to Vegas, for all the bloggers I read and respect.

Thanks Freedom Girl, keep fighting the good fight!
whiskytangofoxtrot | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 2:27 pm | #

You mean it's not okay to shoot homo's with a paintball gun?
Woops.
elliot | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 2:31 pm | #

I love the list except for the sports crap. You can have that part all to yourself.

I'm a little long in the tooth for Daisy Dukes myself but I'm okay with being an observer.

Can't we change Valentines to something else entirely? That day is just a trouble maker.
Kat | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 3:49 pm | #

I LOVE THIS !!!! that is just way too funny, yes, I'd like to make a large number of these laws as well. I am ROFL thanks.
Joe Cool (Cowboy) | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 4:22 pm | #

Sheesh Kat, you sure must be wearing your daisy dukes wrong, lol.

JC, just remember that "to err is human, to moo.... bovine"
whiskytangofoxtrot | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 5:21 pm | #

fanfreekintastic....could you run for president?
eye | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 6:04 pm | #

I would so have a problem living in this world. No one needs my ass in Daisy Dukes or a thong. I could swing the topless thing, but then you'd have to look at my gut, too.

Be careful what you wish for.
special k | Homepage | 03.04.05 - 6:29 pm | #

You forgot one very important law ....

hearing "The Royal Penis is now cleaned your highness" EVERY morning ...
Blazngfyre | 03.04.05 - 8:08 pm | #

If you rule the world, can I come live in it and be your right hand woman?

Fantastic list, you are the shit!
Queen of Pink | Homepage | 03.05.05 - 12:43 am | #

I know.
whiskytangofoxtrot | Homepage | 03.05.05 - 3:59 am | #

Oh, every time I read this I am killin myself laughin. Way too funny. I want to copy it and turn it into a poster for the office.
Joe Cool (Cowboy) | Homepage | 03.05.05 - 9:47 am | #

Very funny - thanks for the laugh. And Elliott too - god he comes up with witty comments ALL the friggin time.
Michelle | Homepage | 03.05.05 - 11:29 am | #

Breaking up would be much, much easier A quick smack on the ass and a, "great hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would be fine---- I could have used that one many many times.
Khaki | Homepage | 03.05.05 - 12:34 pm | #

In a perfect world, I'd be able to read thoughts.
Ineffable | Homepage | 03.05.05 - 4:12 pm | #

I love your world. If I ruled the world...and who says I don't...everyone would drive purple punchbuggies and all men would have a penis that works just like the Decadent Indulgence.
Cor | Homepage | 03.06.05 - 2:24 am | #

ohbakaybie! I'll be reciprocating
Cor | Homepage | 03.06.05 - 12:46 pm | #

well, after reviewing your platform... i would like to offer my services as your campaign director... say the word and i mobilize the troops!
mcg | Homepage | 03.06.05 - 9:50 pm | #

RELEASE THE HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDS
whiskytangofoxtrot | Homepage | 03.07.05 - 5:00 am | #

If I don't use all my "get out of jail free" cards, can I roll them over and be really naughty the next year?
Lyvvie | Homepage | 03.07.05 - 4:37 pm | #