Gravatar "milf-bot"?? Lets hope she takes it as a compliment! I sure would.

My oldest son, Elijah is not my husbands bio child either...but like you said, hes his heart...he was there fron 3rd month of pregnancy when I let his obsessive compulsive musician father off the hook to go tour with his band,,,best decision I ever made. I have a very special place in my heart for men like you and my husband. I can only hope I raise my boys to be such loving human beings.


Gravatar Ok, first T, you are bee-yoo-tee-ful.

SECOND, OMFG. No no no no, snakes are SHOES and PURSES!!

Such a cute kid!


Gravatar I prefer the previous spikey hairdo on the lad. whoever did this one, got the top crooked. I know wee boys wiggle a lot, but that's a weird looking mohican.

Darling smile though. And I have a few pictures of my wee girl with assorted snakes, birds, and creepy crawlies too. I'll have to scan her picture holding a baby albino...whatever that is...python?? She was only two and tried to put it in her pocket.

I'll assume "Milf-bot" is wifey...bitchin hat!


Gravatar Is that an albino Burmese python? Whatever the hell it is, it's friggin' HUGE. Jesus!


Gravatar found your link on another link-great writing, great-looking family and great way of speaking your mind. Looking forward to reading more.


Gravatar Isn't that the same snake that ate Britney Spears?


Gravatar What a bloody awful colour snake. I think I would die on the spot if I had to see that thing slithering towards me.


Gravatar *Kitten*,"Hot,spankable,mommies"(milf-bot) is my tip o' the hat to sparewhiteguy.

*Queen*,damn skippy, but you forgot "guitar straps"

*Lyvvie* I cut his hair, and it's not crooked, his bleedin' 'ead is lopsided!

*SpecialK*, Kerrrectamundo, Albino Burmese Python is tis.

*Monica*, thanks, where's your link?

*Cor*, Oh, don't I wish.....*sigh*

*Michelle*, believe me, I DON'T like snakes, but "milf-bot" used to have a red-tail boa and a ball python. Needless to say, when times comes to get a pet, it'll be a dog. I don't provide a "healthy, nurturing environment" for a damn snake. Personally, I would just as soon make it into a guitar strap.


Gravatar That kiddo has a permanent smile on his face. That's great!


Gravatar Little dude, where's your rockstar hair?!

Mrs. WTF, your snakeskin purse is a little too snakey for my tastes, but the hat draws the eye away from it. Good call.


Gravatar that is one mighty big snake... you should be able to make a killer set of shoes from that bad boy!


Gravatar *E*, yeah, he's a happy boy, not a care in the world...lol. Of course, his baby brother is due in a month and a half, so his "safe zone" is fixin ta come to a screechin' halt!

*Suze*, you can thank me for the pimpalicious "huggy bear" hat, I HAD to have that bad boy for my collection, you haven't laughed till you've seen me doin the 45degree "huggy bear" lean and walk. (*for those of you too young, i'm not talking bout snoop, i'm talking 'old skool' Huggster*) Huggy and Richard Pryor taught me how to not be a "push button white boy" in my high school days...lol


Gravatar *Mcg*, that pic (w/ momma in da pimp skin, lol) was taken at the strawberry festival, we were there Mon. night, I guess maybe I shoulda tried to hook up w/ you.

We basically went so momma could see Vince Gill...as soon as that man starts to sing, she turns into a big pile of goo..lol. (Not to mention his band is nothing but a bunch of BAD ASS mofo's..lol)

A great time was had by all, as evidenced by the smile on the mutt!


Gravatar Wow...you did that??

What did the boy do to get you so mad??

Congrats on the bun in the oven...shame on you for peeking though! Life affords few surprises that are good.

I'll admit, I used to cut my daughter's bangs...until she sneezed once and ended up with a really, really bad haircut. It's worth the £2.00 to let the hairdresser do it every 4 weeks or so. I got tired of the screaming.


Gravatar My son had a (smaller) one of those. She bit/grabbed him and he donated her to the Zoo. Like the next day. Smart lad.


Gravatar hells yes... i love the strawberry festival... i think this is the last week of it, so i better get my tail out there.


Gravatar *Brenda*, oh HELL no! Tina is 7 1/2 mos. pregnant, and a lady standing next to me asked, "aren't you afraid that snake might injure her or the baby?"

"NOPE, if that snakes makes one false move, it's python mcnuggets for everybody."

She gave me the "you CAN'T be serious look", and I said, "That preggy woman and that kid right there are basically all I have left in the world. Mr. snakeypoo had better be on his best behavior. Or else."

Of course, I was also telling Josh (while the snake was starting to wrap around him a little tighter than he was liking, that "don't worry, Mr. snakey just wants to "cuddle" with you. It was nice knowin' ya!"


Gravatar A baby on the way, eh? I can honestly say better you than me!

Congratulations. Really. No, really. Shall I start forwarding diaper coupons to ya? Those things have gone way up since I've had to buy them. I think they cost like $1000 dollars a bag these days.


Gravatar Diapers?! Tell me more of this "diaper" thing that you speak of.

As I am new to being the father of an infant, I have no frame of reference.


Gravatar Nice WTF


Gravatar Well, look at me being all Discovery Channel and shit.


Gravatar Hebrew discovery channel perhaps


Gravatar Hey!


Gravatar Umm...I hate to admit this, but the whole "discovery channel" reference went right by me.

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