A little boy asks his father, "Dad? What's a vagina?"
His father says, "Well, before sex a vagina is like an unopened rose."
"What's a vagina like after sex?"
"Son, have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?"
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A stupid bitch who won't do as she's told.
I.am.F'ing.DYING.here
Why does God give women yeast infections?
Because every once in a while a woman should have to live with a miserable cunt, too.
*bolts for door*
Why do women have less brains than men?
Because we don't have a pecker to carry them around in.
touche'
You guys slay me....
And stop trotting all your kinky sex costumes out for all the internet to see.....
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing.. you already told her twice.
What's the first thing a woman should do after leaving the battered womans shelter?
The DISHES if the bitch knows what's good for her.
And THEN the damn laundry.
*bolts for door AGAIN*
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
Gosh....
And I was going to use:
Why did the giraffe stand on his head??
So he could trip the birds!!
you know...a joke you could tell the kids.
Shocked! horrified! Writing a couple down for later!
Man! This joint is brutal!
I'm running for the door!
You all are EVIL!!! I've got to think about this for a few...
Just wanted you to know that I've moved my blog, and my new address will lead you to my all new, super-duper digs! Come on by and check out my new look. And if you don't mind, could you please update your blogroll with the new link. It's ALMOST like the last one, only better! See you soon,
Deni
AKA LAST GIRL ON EARTH
http://www.denibonet.com/blog
how does snoop dog keep his whites so white?
a: bleeeyatch!
I don't get yeast infections. I have NEVER fucked the Pillsbury Dough Boy and DEFINITELY don't sit on any dirty muffins.
What do you have whan you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
ok...it's almost been a week? WTF is WTF?
It's been Friday for a month.
Sorry guys, my harddrive went splat and it's taken me a couple o'days to find the replacement that I liked, new update a comin' soon.
Was wondering what happened to you. Oh and here's my joke... a little late but.....
What's the difference between a man and a vibrator?
A vibrator can't mow the lawn.
Hey! What did the woman say to her swim instructor?
"Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"
What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.
Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
Ok, here's the "ultimate man-slam" that was dropped on me back in my bartending days.....
Why do men like women with big tits and tight pussies? (other than the OBVIOUS reason)
Because they have BIG mouths and SMALL dicks.
*mopes towards door*
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