Aww you're going to be a Daddy again? Congrats!! I'm lucky, I get a baby without the pregnancy or delivery.
Are you speaking from experience???/
And all are sooooooo true!
I've got 2 for you (from experience)
#1- "Up, Simba!"
#2- "Gee, Honey, you're not bleeding nearly as much as I thought you would." (this was as the C-section was beginning)
Why are you guys so dense sometimes?
"Hey, why don'cha waddle on off into the kitchen and make some dinner?"
*orange*
That was orange? If it were me it would have been *red red red red*
Waddle on off, indeed.
very good advice...
My husband told me this while I was in labor (drug free I'll add, and not by choice!)
"Honey, don't make so much noise next contraction, I'll be deaf by the time she's born."
The midwife had to distract me before I strangled him.
You still have time to run away. 
I don't envy you but I do respect someone who has the nuts to bring more than one kid in world.
That's a tough job.
*Khaki* It definitely would interfere w/ your gym schedule, lol.
*Kitten* oh yeah, of course I was kidding w/ her trying to keep her laughing, if she'd thought I was remotely serious, I'd be typing w/ both hands in a cast.
*Beff* cuz we're GUYZ!!
*Kat* I'm sensing I've aroused your righteous indignation...I think it's so CUTE when you girls get mad!
*Lyvvie* I have this sinking feeling that nothings gonna distract Tina when she decides to strangle me.
*Elliot* "nuts" had nothing to do w/ it, (well, "nothing" is incorrect, in a sense) but this was a definite "oops" baby, but my feeling about it is that "the Lord works in mysterious ways", and that he/she/them has a wicked sense of humor, too.
Thank GOD it's a boy, I'm positive that I don't have the strength for a daughter.
You deserve every lump you get, you hoser.
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