Never has urine been captured so poetically. A tear just dripped from my eye.
Mitch McDad | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 12:55 am | #

gah, this kind of broke my heart, Whit.
flutter | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 1:16 am | #

Mitch- it better be a tear, I'm not cleaning that mess up again

flutter- oh, oops. it was supposed to be funny
Whit | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 1:32 am | #

ha ha!
apathetic bliss | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 2:34 am | #

The enormous bladder capacity of a small child can be something to behold. Or sop up!
Ed (zoesdad) | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 7:49 am | #

Is there anything as Liberating as peeing someplace other than the Potty? I think not.

Cleanup....Aisle 5.
cIII | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 9:55 am | #

Laughing and crying at the same time, dude. That's no easy feat. Well done.
maggie, dammit | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 10:26 am | #

Wonderfully told.

Did you pay for the paper towels?
Above Average Joe | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 12:39 pm | #

Apathetic Bliss- it took a few hours for it to be funny (to me)

Ed- it is a wonder

cIII- I'm content with the shower

maggie, dammit- thanks, I must have missed that chapter in the dad manual

AA Joe- Thanks, and yes, I paid for both rolls- that's the kind of guy I am
Whit Honea | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 12:57 pm | #

Yes Whit you are definitely real!
James | Homepage | 10.10.08 - 1:25 pm | #

hilarious. paybacks are a bitch. do you remember what you did to mom and grandma????
tt | 10.11.08 - 11:43 am | #

Gives a whole new meaning to "Clean up on aisle seven!"
Lisa | Homepage | 10.11.08 - 11:54 am | #

Ah, yes... the joys of parenthood!
sue | Homepage | 10.11.08 - 3:33 pm | #

James- reality bites!

tt- shush

Lisa- I told them what happened and they didn't seem too concerned. Luckily I did a pretty good job.

Sue- joy is such a strong word
Whit | Homepage | 10.12.08 - 1:32 am | #

Why is it that every time you write, a story like this one, I can see it happening in my minds eye?
Is it because I am a Father that has had something like this happen?
Is it because as a Father I understand?
Or is it because I wish I was there to see it take place?

Hummmm...


Sorry Whit, that just SUCKS!! But a great story for sure!
Jeff's Place | Homepage | 10.12.08 - 12:53 pm | #

That's the most poetic version of "when ya gotta go, ya gotta go" ever.
Holmes | Homepage | 10.12.08 - 1:25 pm | #

Jeff- I would have handed you a towel.

Holmes- I'm an elitist like that.
Whit | Homepage | 10.13.08 - 12:00 am | #