I thought Smurf didn't procreate with each other because they were all related and that would be wrong. I thought he was their "papa" for reals.

Poop!
sizzle | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 11:24 pm | #

My wife and I are consciously trying to use "smurf" instead of "fuck", "shit", "fuckshit", "damn" and a smurfing smurf of other words we'd like our daughter to refrain from learning until she's 45.

It's pretty funny, since my wife's favourite expression is "fucker fucker fuck fuck"---->smurfer smurfer smurf smurf.
Backpacking Dad | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 11:56 pm | #

sizzle: Smurfette wasn't related; Gargamele (sp?) created her as a saboteur/vixen and she switched sides.
Backpacking Dad | Homepage | 05.21.08 - 11:57 pm | #

Holy smurf, you are smurfin' wrong.
flutter | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 2:00 am | #

Sizzle- another slice of childhood innocence ruined by my blog!

Backpacking Dad- that's smurfing funny, you know way too much about the smurfs

Flutter- which smurf?
Whit | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 2:08 am | #

OK. I'm amazed, in awe really, that you can generate an entire post from a five word comment left on another's blog. You're the poop!
Ed (zoesdad) | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 8:16 am | #

It's about 20 years since I found poop this funny. Speaking of: joke I heard yesterday:

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I dunno, Edan -- why DID the chicken cross the road?"
"He had to POOP!"

End.
Jonathon | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 8:46 am | #

don't forget boogers.

it's all about the booger at the moment for my boys.
Greg Barbera | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 10:27 am | #

HA! I LOVE a and b.

And Mr. Hanky almost gave me a smurf and made me smurf up my coffee.
Kevin Charnas | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 10:37 am | #

You're right, Smurfette was a smurfin' tease. But they were all related anyways. Procreation would have resulted in a bunch of "slow" smurfs.

We haven't reached the "poop" stage yet. Looking forward to laughing when we do.
jason | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 11:58 am | #

They could be using a dirtier word I guess.
Above Average Joe | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 12:39 pm | #

Gosh I miss the Smurfs. You're totally right too, Smurfette was a tease.
The Charming Hedonist | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 4:26 pm | #

Well, I think I'll make some poop for dinner after I poop in the comments.
Karl | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 6:37 pm | #

One female Smurf. We all know why the Smurfs were blue! Poor guys, they never had a chance.
James | Homepage | 05.22.08 - 11:31 pm | #

LOL@James. I miss the Smurfs, wholesome, quality cartoons. Poop is definitely the new Smurf though, I was trying to deny this for the last 4 years, but I'm giving up.
OverDad | Homepage | 05.23.08 - 9:50 pm | #

Too muckin fuch. That was good. Thank you.
Godless Sunday | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 12:49 am | #

smurf smurfs all over poop.
PG | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 2:28 am | #

Ed- You should see what I do with 6!

Jonathon- That about sums it up

Greg- I'll never forget boogers

Kevin- I thought you loved a and d

Jason- they weren't quick anyway, just faster than a dumb cat

AA Joe- oh, they will

TCH- I like to think she still is, somewhere

Karl- gross

James- and she was blue from being frigid

OverDad- there are still wholesome cartoons out there, just not on Saturday mornings

Godless Sunday- is that smurf-latin?

PG- watch your mouth
Whit | Homepage | 05.24.08 - 6:25 pm | #