Talk to me!
Are the shades to keep the crows from pecking out your eyes? You know if you pulled really hard I bet your head would pop right outa that, or else pop off. Send picutes after you give it a shot.
You kill me (which is the worst possible selection when deciding on a safety word).
Hill people milk? Someone watched 30Rock this week.
Oh my god, that is hilarious! And rest assured, many, many (nauseous) day I ask:
"Whose idea WAS this? This was a horrible idea!"
Thanks for playing.
"...a rooster in her bad hen house" Very clever. Going to take your advice and keep my legs crossed till menopause. Will probably still get preggers...
Can you buy one of those at Target? Because I really need to get one NOW.
So plain old shackles and handcuffs won't work?
Damn.
The safety word was please?!
No wonder things got so weird. I thought it was fuck me.
Stop by gentleman. I miss your rogueness.
Do they come with binky?
Also, do you have to taser the kid to get him into the device?
SEND MORE INFO PLEEZE.
We could have used the DON'T DO IT warning about 11 weeks ago. Gee thanks.
James- The shades are so the crows know I'm too cool for the pecking
motherbumper- that was the funniest episode in a long time
Mrs. Chicken- I had no say in any of it, but it's worked out well
Artful Kisser- you're going to keep your legs crossed for 30 more years? What if you have to pee?
Chag- you can make one pretty easily out of paper clips and duct tape
Chicky Chicky Baby- oh, they work
ImPerceptible- you'll always be safe when I'm around
HBM- I made a trail of jellybeans and they walked right into it. Binky is optional.
Jason- next time show some restraint
What about a taser gun? That would be good too, right?
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