Knew it.
Matthew | Homepage | 09.22.08 - 12:47 pm | #

I don't believe it for a minute. Well, I believe everything but the elves carying him away by his boxer brief appendage. Elves could never get Whit. He's found dead bodies, rescued european girls from death, and thrown corndogs. No way elves could take him out!
Whit's adoring audience | 09.22.08 - 12:52 pm | #

Wow, that explains a lot! I awoke to a knocking on my door a couple of nights ago and when I went to answer six short little dudes in leather and one bigger dude (in leather also) were dancing around on my porch like they had to pee, and holding something that looked furry.

Not believing my eyes, I decided I was having another very strange dream and just went back to bed. Now, I'm glad I didn't answer!
James | Homepage | 09.22.08 - 4:04 pm | #

since those elves are wearing leather wouldn't that technically makes them bears?
Greg Barbera | Homepage | 09.22.08 - 4:55 pm | #