Talk to me!
"In matters of Hugo I am more Victor than Boss"
beer.through.nose.
it wasn't fun....you suck.
PG- it's okay, we're better off just friends
sorry about this.
OUCH, back pain sucks.
Massage.Beer.Muscle Relaxers.Beer
Repeat
Poor baby ... I hope you feel better soon.
Sorry to hear it, bud. If beer isn't helping, it may be terminal.
Sorry to hear that. You seem to be getting a lot of stress, booze and probably computer related broke down illnesses lately.
You should try pilates.
Yes I know it's girly! But I thought you could drink a couple less pumpkin spice lattes a month, leave the quirky hats alone for awhile and write fewer soppy poems. Then it will all come out in the wash. 
I hope your back feels better, Victor.
That whole "5th hour of Viagra" line was brilliant.
Can't you go to the doc?!
1. Get to a doctor
2. Get a massage
3. Get to the gym
Crys- I'll live, thanks
Nancy- I'm stuck in the loop
RTK- it's not a too-mah!
Amelia- I can't quit me
Hilly- thanks, Victoria
Sizzle- you usually stop laughing about hour 7
princessnana- 1. by the time I can get in to see the doctor I'm hoping it will work itself out, 2. I've never had a massage, 3. I just quit the gym, 4. I said I was taking muscle relaxers and beer, why isn't that on your list?
Keep the fridge stocked, sounds like you will need it. Good luck on getting this 'straightened out'!
"My back is so tight I feel like my armpit is stitched to my ass."
That is the best line ANYWHERE!
I feel your pain sir, I really do!
Now pick up the Beer. Good! Now drink! Good! Now open the muscle relaxers and feel pain no more!
At least for four hours!
Good luck!
Getting old sucks!
Have you tried putting the muscle relaxers in the beer?
Must be going 'round... I had the same thing happen the other day and it is still not letting up!
Feel bettah!
Sorry about that! I'll take it easy on you next time.
Dude how old is your shit ha ha?
yer 'spose to snort the pills dude.
then chase with liquor...
a blowjob after that if the wife is compliant and you'll sleep like a baby.
maybe even suck your thumb.
ah, the good ol days.
My back has been in a constant state of spasm for nearly a month now. I'd kill a goat and sacrifice it at any available altar if I could just get this bloody pain to stop!
Anyway, enough about me. This is about YOU. I'm just sayin...I feel your pain.
Hope you get better quick!
James- just what the doctor ordered
Jeff- thanks, feel free to use that line when you find yourself in fits of pain
VegasDad- ain't that the truth
Sam- that's bloody genius
DutchBitch- yeah, but your back was thrown during sex, that's almost worth it
ImPerceptible- I only wanted to be held
BHJ- too old for this shit
Greg- next time I get hurt I'm staying at your place
Evil Genius- likewise, death to goats
The last time I did that I was bending over to pick up the newspaper.
And it wasnt even the Sunday.
Midol and a beer completely erases back pain. I promise.
It also makes parenting much more fun!
Feel better!
Ouch - hope you're feeling better! Back pain really sucks.
"It is sore and stiff like the 5th hour of Viagra." -- uhh you know this how? And, I think I understand the stiff part, but sore?
AAJoe- Hey, those weekday papers can be heavy, too.
Jennine- Do they make a men's Midol?
Pam- it's starting to feel much better, thanks!
KC- I'm just going off the ads, not personal experience. It just seems like it would be sore, doesn't it- assuming it was being put to use.
dang, thought the beer woulda helped!
Sore and stiff like the fifth hour of viagra...
Hmmm...
Raised eyebrow.
Still stuck on that one line. Sounds like Mr. Honey has some experience with this fifth hour?
No sooner do I finally get past that line when the classic, "my armpit is stitched to my ass."
My friend, the imagery!
Who needs, in Amelia's words, "soppy poems" when you've got such powerful prose?
Hope you feel better.
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