How about:-

"Sickly smooth; likely to cost a fortune; supposed to be an aphrodisiac but isn't and just downright bad for you in the end" ?
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 01.29.05 - 8:07 am | #

Was she referring to the British or the not so tasty European variety of chocolate? A "stuck grammaphone record" more comes to mind than the stuff you eat.
Anonymous | Email | Homepage | 01.30.05 - 1:04 pm | #

I've got it...Charlie and the chocolate factory!
PJ | Email | Homepage | 02.01.05 - 10:29 am | #